[Football] He's Just a Snake

[Fake sun, really dank × Fake madness, really gentle] [Emotional plot 73% open] [Description of snakes, don't enter if you don't like it] Question: How to teach others to attack yourself. Answer: Breathe. —— AC Milan was in turmoil in 2001. Starting in 2002, the team changed with the arrival of two people-Carlo Ancelotti and Gallian Richter. Ancelotti brought the "Christmas tree" formation, which effectively solved Milan's problems, and Milan has since moved towards a glorious era. Gallian Richter came on loan from Lazio due to the injury of general Filippo Inzaghi. He was unknown in Lazio, but he achieved his life as a top striker in Milan. But such a player is a thorn in the side of his teammates at first. Maldini said: [Don't you dare think about what kind of thorn he is. The first day's report was half a day late. I don't accept such a player. Gattuso said: [Isn't he Italian? Why do you sometimes seem to ignore the person you are chatting with and look at you with beautiful, innocent eyes, as if you don't understand people's words, but then say in a sinister manner: "What are you talking about? I don't understand."] Pirlo said: [I observed him for a week and concluded that he only reacted to one thing, and that was the menu in the cafeteria. At that time, I thought about Milan Pills. After a while. Maldini said: [I had a wrong judgment about him. No one can imagine a poor poor man walking from the city to a sports center in the suburbs to report because he does not have a car. He is the one who leaves the last and trains the hardest. I appreciate hard-working players. Gattuso said: [It turns out that he really didn't understand. It's hard to imagine that there are still semi-literate people in Italy in the 21st century. When he looked at me with his deer-like eyes, I felt soft, okay, okay, I'll explain it three more times, three times at most. Pirlo said: [Although his stomach is like a bottomless pit, he is the striker who understands my thoughts best. He can appear in any position on the field, which is amazing and has to be admired. I am willing to take care of his meals. Galien Richter was passing by and heard: "Some people are wrong, and some are right." —— Gallian Richter is a snake who traveled from the orc world to the Iron Forest one day. The poor little snake was completely frightened. A snake fell into a large, luxurious and bright room. Not only did he gain an extra memory, but he also got the two legs he had dreamed of. When he couldn't find his way back and was extremely sad, the spiritual wood bracelet he carried with him suddenly gained wisdom and told him that as long as he reached the top of the game as a player, he could go home. Snake is confused: Player? Oh, it turns out that I use my new legs to chase a ball and then kick the ball into the opponent's goal. The bracelet told him that this was the striker. He wants to be the best forward. Snake's goal is very clear: to become the top scorer in Serie A, touch the Champions League trophy, and stand on top of the players. The snake realizes, the snake rises up, the snake gets it. —— Filippo Inzaghi did not express any thoughts. The night he met this boy, he had a nightmare. In the dream, his career was completely ruined due to a serious injury, and he was told by a cold voice: "You will retire due to serious injury, unless you make that black-haired, green-eyed boy fall in love with you." After waking up from the dream, the cold and sticky feeling of being watched in the dark was always with me. At first, Filippo only regarded this as a subconscious product, and he didn't like men. Until the first game after his comeback, he was frightened. Not only was the opponent's flagrant foul committed, but he had seen this scene in his dream. Filippo's face was pale and he sat on the ground in despair, holding his ankle in severe pain. He heard the team doctor anxiously say that his injury was very serious and he must go to the hospital immediately. When he was scheduled to be reimbursed for the season, Gallian squeezed into the crowd, held his hand and said, "It's okay, I'm here." —— After the game, the defender who violated him was sentenced to a five-game suspension, but Filippo made a quick comeback, shocking the football world. No one knew what kind of medical miracle had happened. Filippo looked at the boy beside him who was holding his arm and smiling brightly, and asked the question he had asked many times: "Didn't I fail the mission?" He didn't win this boy's heart at all. Gallian rubbed his arm with his face and said, "You have succeeded a long time ago." Just breathing took away his heart. —— The snake perceives the world through smell. He came to a new world without any companions and smelled the familiar floral fragrance on a male human. It was a kind of grass that grew near his cave. He approached him uncontrollably and fell in love with him until he became his own exclusive territory. *Animal diary *Have all the characteristics of snakes (ahem) *Home team AC Milan, will not leave the team *Nationality Italian *Filippo Inzaghi fan *Main attack *2025.10.2 Saved Intention: Love is great