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[Football] I Really Want to Get Sacked [足球]真的想下课
Ethan Stock, England's iron-willed captain. After overcoming one obstacle after another and finally leading England to the European Championship title, he promptly retired on the spot for health reasons. But what greeted him afterward was his teammates' wailing: "Please, Ethan, save England!" Ethan: "? Hello?" * He struggled to get England out of the group stage, then happily prepared to step down. The FA: "Please, please! Just take us through the knockout rounds!" When Ethan finally managed
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[Football] Wait, Was the Game I Played a Bootleg?! [足球]啊我玩的原来是盗版游戏啊!?!
Wait, what?! This can't be right! After getting rejected by an NPC yet again, the player finally snapped! Isn't this how you raise affection in a damn game? You just chat with them, and they enjoy it. Shouldn't their affection go up? Every time I chat with you, you laugh your head off. I've chatted with you for so long, and today you tell me you want to stay with Milan forever? You say you want to stay in Milan and forage for wild greens? What is that supposed to mean?! The player was confuse
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[Football] Do You Really Have an Empire to Inherit from Your Rice Cooker?! 【足球】难道你们电饭煲真有皇位要继承?!
Does Germany have a throne to pass down or something?! After yet another failed attempt to buy Sigmund, fans of other teams finally lost it. A smug Bayern fan: Sorry, Sigmund isn't for sale. Meet the rightful emperor of German Bayern. * Sigmund Ritter, Germany's elite target man, a blond, blue-eyed German hunk fit for the big screen, is once again working hard to save the rice cooker. When an opponent fouls him maliciously, he casually wipes the trail of blood from his face, crushes the opp
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[Football] The Chairwoman Plans to Keep Playing Matches and Raise Atletico Madrid Today Too [足球]主席小姐今天也要打比赛养马竞
[Unbinding application submitted. Don't waste your money.] This book began before I got the Griezmann scoop. By then, I'd already written over a hundred thousand characters and laid the groundwork for the romance, so it was hard to change course. All I could do was write more match scenes and develop Atletico, while trying to reduce the male lead's appearances. But that was hard too, since Atletico's story had its own trajectory. I was at a loss. You could say I made this whole book purely as a
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[Football] Did You Dream Today? 【足球】今天做梦了吗
"Let us salute the legendary pressure-proof king, football's evergreen, the Prince of Highbury, the King of the Emirates: Lawrence Rossi!" Before the final whistle, let's dream a grass-stained dream. The author is good at daydreaming. Just read for fun, don't flame me. No paid chapters. Writing out of love. I'll write when inspiration strikes. I need more comments to motivate me to update. (Puppy eyes.) Theme: A fan's dream.
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Cuju Side Stories: A Place to Store My Ideas 蹴鞠番外脑洞存放处
🦴 Soup kitchen: I'll write whenever I have time and add new ideas as they come. A few short outlines and some bonus chapters * Red is a lucky color, a color of happiness, a color of victory, and a good omen TT Theme: The more teams you root for, the more shit you eat
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[Football] Make Germany Great Again [足球]让德国再次伟大
Sorry TT I've gradually lost my grip on the pacing, plot, and writing, so I'm pausing this story to make some adjustments. I'll restart it as a new novel based on the original outline. This one will remain as an alternate timeline, and I'll come back to update it after the other Siggy story is finished… 🥺🥺 Sigmund Ritter The brightest star in German football, dazzling like a shooting star, but gone in the blink of an eye. He brought Borussia Dortmund the crown of victory and lifted the World C
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[Football] Eighteen Years of Feeding Off Perfect Passes 【足球】专业吃饼十八年
Anthony had a secret: his mother was a Dortmund fan. On the eve of joining the national team training camp, Anthony finally received a summons from his mother, whom he hadn’t seen in years. But on the way to find her, he ran into trouble. Just as he thought he was about to kick the bucket, he opened his eyes to see not the stars twinkling above the United States, but the moon over Westfalen the big, round one ...and his mother’s face looming over him. Strictly speaking, it was the younger versi
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[Football] To Hell with Belgium! [足球]去您的比利时!
The title comes from *Go to Hell, Brazil Ade is an angry, handsome boy who came from Sao Paulo, Brazil, to Genk, Belgium. A boy from his team raised a microphone with a mock-serious expression and pointed it at Ade. “Between Sao Paulo and Genk, which place do you think suits you better?” “Sorry, I can't answer that just yet…” Ade smiled and made a friendly gesture. “All I can say is, go to hell, Belgium!” - [Reader's notes] 1. As everyone knows, men who play football come in all sorts of types
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[Football] Life Is a Wilderness [足球]人生是旷野
A collection of short stories and random ideas, written whenever inspiration strikes. Completed so far: [On the Compatibility of Wizards and Football] Thanks for reading. Hope you have a lovely time. Theme: Competitive athletes will never be slaves, sob.
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[Football] An Incomplete Memoir from the Rabbit's Home [足球]某兔家的不完整回忆录
Parallel-World Modric Luka Modric, now in his forties, is talking about his love life on a chat show. He says, "At first, we all thought Sasha was poor..." Sasha, also in her forties, reacts to the video and explains, "I really was poor..." Disclaimer: I don't like plots that force angst for the sake of angst, so there is basically no heartbreak. The rabbit's grandfather did not leave him during the war. Since fanfiction inevitably changes character settings, please treat this story as being a
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[Football] That's Right, This Is How We Play Cuju [足球]没错我们蹴鞠就是这样的
In a thousand different worlds, there's a style of cuju for everyone (deeply devoted.jpg). Warning: This is something I wrote for my own enjoyment, a collection of short stories with all sorts of tropes and tales. I write whatever I dream up, and there's no guarantee of follow-up chapters. There are crack ships and original characters, realistic stories and alternate universes. I'm extremely open-minded, so you'll find BG, BL, no-couple stories, and more here. Please check each chapter's title
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[Football] Football Is Round [足球]足球是圆的
I'll write whatever comes to mind. Anything could show up. Chaotic evil, anything goes. Theme: We love cuju, we love cuju
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[Football] Throw Everything in the Pot [足球]铁锅炖一切
A record of short story ideas Throw everything together in one big, fiery stir-fry Current rabbit hole: I just love older men Meeting my destitute first love ten years later Theme: Love is the greatest magic in the world
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Competitive Gaming Fantasy in Full Swing! 竞体脑洞绝赞播放中!
A chaotic mix with an open European and American-style web of relationships: BG, GL, GB, BL, no CP, and everything in between. These orientations are determined by whether the main character is male or female, and there are no secondary CPs!!! Everyone shares the same bed, threesomes... all of it. Mischief-loving chaos gremlins, come on in; purity fans, stay out!! Open European and American-style relationships, with no chaste male or female leads or supporting characters. I'm a fake football fan
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[Football] The Ambitious One [足球]野心家
Irreverent version: A mother who died young, a father nowhere to be found, a country torn by war, and a broken boy. The more lovers, the better! Better to be the other woman than the third wheel! A showdown between scumbags. Tune in and see who comes out on top! There are no forever-boyfriends, only plenty of flirty prospects. Men are nothing compared to a big trophy. Men are precious, and love is worth even more, but for the sake of a trophy, both can be tossed aside. Igor doesn't know if he'll
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[Football] I Confessed to My Teammate So I Could Play [足球]为了踢球向队友告白了
❤️Elvin is from Northern Ireland, and his dream is to play in the Premier League. ★Superstar System★ bonded with Elvin and wanted to trick him into retiring to become an actor. So it showed him videos of “Love on the Football Pitch,” “Secret Love in the Locker Room,” and “Secretly Falling for Your Archrival,” hoping to persuade him to quit. As everyone knows, videos can't be edited, so Elvin believed them. But he figured it was fine. His teammates and opponents dating each other wouldn't affe
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Winter Is a Football Outsider [足球]温特是个外行
[Warning: This story is all about fun and dark humor. There is little realistic match coverage, and the relationships between characters are heavily shaped by subjective interpretation. Read with caution, dear readers! Some deliberately over-the-top scenes may hit a nerve!] [I'm still working out the outline. Updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk!] Winter is a football player. He has a dream: to become one of the world's top football managers. One day, he receives a game called [M
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[Football + Harry Potter] The Witch and the Cat 【足球+HP 】 魔女与猫
At nineteen, Paul Maldini fell in love at first sight with a beautiful, green-eyed girl on his way home from training! He fell into a passionate romance as if bewitched by a witch. Wait, is his girlfriend actually a witch?! Signiys Black never imagined that after being reborn, an explosion would send her to another world! So much for being the chosen one. (Bitter laugh) But this world has blue-eyed cats! Praise Merlin! Cats have broad chests you can lean on, and she fell helplessly into th
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Football Has Really Ruined XXX's Life! 足球真是害惨了XXX啊!
Next door, “[Football] Start Your Simulation Life Game” has bonus chapters with both timely and ordinary plot bunnies. There are men and women, BL and BG, and lots of characters. No. 1: Bran only went to Portugal to visit family, but accidentally fell asleep while waiting for a ride at the airport. When he woke up, he found himself in an unfamiliar room, at least ten years younger. Then a giant glowing orb spoke in human language: [Congratulations, Host! You’ve arrived in 1990! This is Madeira I
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Why Does My Soccer Simulator Keep Ending in Bad Ends? 我的足球模拟器为什么一直BE
A friend recommends a soccer simulator to you. You decide to give it a try. [First Playthrough · Complete] Stefano Inzaghi Unlocked traits: [Iron Man Triathlon] [Brotherly Soccer] [A Talent Cut Short] [To Be Unlocked] In 1983, you were born into a family of four in Piacenza, Italy... [Expand] [Second Playthrough · Complete] Asher Beckham Unlocked traits: [Perfect Tackle] [Fox of the Western Hills] [Rebel] [To Be Unlocked] In 2002, the summer sun in Madrid witnessed your birth... [Expand] [Thi
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[Football] The Best Midfielder [足球]最佳中场
Tiago Florence and Cristiano Ronaldo were known as the two brightest twin stars after Portugal’s Golden Generation. They grew up together on Madeira, went their separate ways, and reunited once more. When they lifted the World Cup together and stood at the top of the world, people said, “Perhaps God passed through Madeira that year.” Here’s the straightforward synopsis: 1. The protagonist is loved by everyone, and others have unrequited feelings for him. The pairing is with Cristiano Ronaldo, bu
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[Football] If You Don't Play, You Can't Not Play [足球]不踢球就能不踢球
!!! A gag-filled, joke-driven outline-style story, written purely for fun !!! [For the blurb, see Chapter Three] I write whatever comes to mind, and go wherever the story takes me. Total freedom! I know nothing about soccer, so expect bugs everywhere. Please note that this isn't suitable for fans of teams or players, or for anyone who takes things too seriously. It's very absurd, so leave your brain at the door... Most protagonists may have no names, incomplete character settings, no real purpo
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[Football] The Toilethole Fan Reincarnates as a Handsome White Man 【足球】厕妹转生帅白男
Imagine you're a girl who loves going to the bathroom, reborn as part of some cult-like family in the American Midwest. All you have are the little knife-running tricks you picked up playing extraction shooters in your past life, plus a promise from a voice at the time of your reincarnation that you'll make it big if you play soccer in this life. You face the following choices: A. What the hell is this from the start? This isn't a game of Pro Evolution Soccer. Better reroll. B. Don't look down o
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[Football] A Puppy Reincarnates as the King of Football [足球]小狗转生成球王
A9 is an intelligent teacher from the future. Its mission is to train someone to become a top talent in their field, a winner in the eyes of others. But it accidentally bonded with a Shetland Sheepdog who could only understand four commands: sit, lie down, shake, and spin. The dog only cared about rubber balls. After waiting twenty years for the dog to die of ol
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[Football] Kitty Ball [足球]猫猫球
[A little cat plays football, a goalkeeper story to make up for Portugal's regrets] Braviri is a little cat, skilled at hunting (saving shots) and sleeping while standing up. But he accidentally turned into a human, and was “kidnapped” by a scout and a club to become a goalkeeper. Now he works hard to earn fish treats. There is just one small flaw in his hardworking life: Whenever the clock strikes twelve, he turns back into a fluffy little cat... How to conquer Earth while keeping his secret
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[Football] Choose Your Simulated Ending [足球]请选择你的模拟结局
What ending will you reach in this pixel-art soccer life game? A [Falling Star] : You become famous young and amaze the world, only to retire at the height of your career, leaving behind an everlasting sense of regret. B [The Rejected Heir] : A product of an elite academy, your skills reach the pinnacle, while your pride makes you impossible to tame. Those who love you worship you like a god; those who hate you look down on you with contempt. C [The Godfather Behind the Scenes] : After retiri
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[Football] Anton's Green Pitch Diary [足球]安东绿茵日记
[Main story complete] The soccer romance anthology next door, Letters, has started *The author is a fan of clean romances and doesn’t write Real Madrid, Barcelona, or Cristiano Ronaldo because I don’t like them. I’ve watched soccer for 16 years. If you’ve watched for less time than me, don’t give me writing advice in the comments. What’s it like for a female college student about to enter the workforce to suddenly become an 18-year-old Italian-Chinese guy? Anton, struggling to load an Italian
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[Football] The Football Life Simulator [足球]足坛人生模拟器
You open the simulator. [Congratulations! You rolled the attributes [Football Talent], [Born into a Football Family], and [A Talent Envied by Heaven]] You: ? [Age 0: You were born, a boy. Age 5: Your father discovered that you had an extraordinary talent for football. Age 7: You entered a youth academy. Age 16: You became a first-team player for a top club and were called up to the national team. Age 20: You won the Ballon d'Or, becoming the youngest winner in history. Age 21: You retired due to
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[Football] In the Name of Genius [足球]天才的名义
* Each arc is independent, mostly featuring relatives of football players. There are single-couple, multiple-couple, and no-couple stories. * Matthaus's son, Ma Xiaozui; the Bayern little emperor forces Klose into a relationship. * The bitter little Bayern player falls for Milan and loves digging for wild vegetables, making his childhood friend Lahm cry. * The Shevchenko brothers; A Dream Left Behind at Stamford Bridge; no pairing. * Piero's son, Xiao Luo, makes a bold move into the Premier Leag
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[Football] I Followed Saint's Advice and Became Milan's Golden Boy [足球]听克圣的话,成了米兰金童
In 2015, just after being diagnosed with cancer, Cruyff was thrown back to 1996 by a mysterious force. Before him was an Italian orphan, clutching a rock as he sank to the bottom of a river. "Do you want to lift the Hercules Cup?" A dying boy met a dying legend. One had nowhere to go, and the other had little time left. And so Giovanni, who hated football, became Cruyff's most prized pupil. From a troubled child who was looked down on to a superstar who stunned Italian football. His journey was
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[Football] The Cheater Has Stopped Even Pretending [足球]挂哥演都不演了
Adrian Xiela, an employee at Stark Industries. What office drone could resist opening Football Life during work hours and happily slacking off? [Warnings] Hard-core fans of the team and players, stay away / OOC / stream of consciousness / few matches / artsy / chuunibyou / everyone except the protagonist is melodramatic (highlighted!) Warnings have been given in advance, so no liability. If it's not your thing, just click the X! Let's not torture each other... This is a free story, so ratings o
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Football: Redemption [足球]救赎
Pinned notice: The Maldini pairing’s IF storyline is now available. If you’re interested, check out the other Football story in my column, But I’m the Older One! Synopsis: A sudden car accident. A fifteen-year-old Chinese boy is reborn in the body of a nine-year-old Italian child. No family, no retained memories, no golden finger, and he can’t speak the language. Fino is a little panicked... Looks like it’s time to find myself a dad, Fino thinks. He turns his eyes toward Maldini on the televisi
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[Football] The Prayer-Powered Goalkeeper [足球]祈祷型门锋
You came back from the dead as fifteen-year-old Barry Williams. You were bound to a FIFA System with every skill maxed out, even though you had never played soccer in your life. The System told you, “You will become the best striker, midfielder, defender, and goalkeeper of this century. Your mission is to win or die.” You didn’t want to die. But you knew this kind of “talent” was unfair. You were a rule-breaker, someone who shouldn’t exist in this era. You didn’t want to overshadow the superst
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[Football] What Should I Do When My Teammates Keep Dreaming I Beat Them Up? [足球]队友总梦到我揍他们怎么办?
[Free to read! ◆ New story: [Football] Fortune-Telling as My Main Job, Football on the Side ◆ Upcoming: [Football] The Comeback System Shows Up When I’m About to Retire] ★ Enrique, a homegrown Real Madrid defender from the club’s youth academy, is a widely admired gentleman of Football. He’s handsome, good-tempered, warm, friendly, and always willing to help. Everyone on the team likes him. Lately, though, every player keeps dreaming that Enrique chews them out or pins them down and beats them
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[Football] Letters [足球]信笺
Currently updating the story of Big Indra Important!!! (Actually, I'm out of options.) Football romance stories are still romance stories about football. The author writes ordinary men and women: they get together when it suits them and break up when it doesn't. Nobody owes anyone fidelity... Assume every couple has been with other people before, except Kaka. But I'm not writing saintly Kaka, and he has nothing to do with being a saint either. If you want chaste romance, you can stop reading he
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Football: The Point of Playing Is to Win [足球]踢足球就是要赢
Yolamir Griffin, football’s playboy, the notorious bastard who’s famous for having a heart of gold. An AC Milan academy graduate, a forward who should have red and black blood in his veins, he only ever plays with real passion when he’s back home, celebrating more wildly than anyone. He’s a griffin on the pitch, the uncrowned king of Italy. Yolamir: In this world, I’m the one who lets people down. Nobody gets to say I let them down. A bastard only has a tiny bit of sincerity. The rest of his
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[Football] The Old Master Is My Dad [足球]老佛爷是我爹
Coming next: [Football] At Bayern, You Can Even Play Football Yu Wei woke up one day to find himself an orphan in Spain. He thought he was in for another miserable childhood, only to be told the next moment that Florentino wanted to adopt him! Which Florentino? The Florentino I know?! [ Ding! The Crown Prince System is now bound! ] [ Ding! Side quest: Host, earn recognition as Real Madrid's Crown Prince! ] [ Ding! Side quest: Host, stage a coup as the Crown Prince! ] [ Ding! Side quest: Host, a
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[Football] The Backup Goalkeeper [足球]替补门将
With the first-choice goalkeeper injured, the second transferred, and the third retired, AC Milan decide to recall their youth academy goalkeeper. Tobias Blackwood makes his grand debut! Except he only starts for two weeks. He starts in the Champions League, tops the league, wins Olympic gold, and gets called up to the national team at just 21! Except the first-choice goalkeeper is Buffon. Don’t you want to transfer? Don’t you want to start more games? “I don’t.” He’s there when AC Milan win the
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[Football] Even Milan Players Have to Forage for Wild Vegetables! [足球]在米兰球员也要挖野菜!
Clubs: Liverpool, Milan, Real Madrid, Milan, with possible loans Rocco, the very definition of a scoundrel in football, was originally heir to Milan's captain's armband. After playing in the European Championship, he went so far as to pay his own release clause to transfer to the Premier League. Even though the whole world looked down on him and wanted to make an enemy of him, Rocco remained perfectly calm. Football required rationality. Football was business. A player who genuinely fell in lo
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[Football] But I'm the Older One! [足球]可我才是年上啊!
Career-focused blurb: Building a dynasty is hard. Reviving one is harder. Fino knows this all too well. Over ten years at Milan, he has seen the team climb to the top and sweep through European football, and he has watched it sink to the bottom and struggle through turmoil. It’s fine. It’s only an aging squad, the retirement of club legends, anxious hearts, wavering decisions from the club, a revolving door of managers… and a few knives in the back from the front office… He can surely drag the t
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[Football] Broken Angel [足球]Broken Angel
I've been completely obsessed with Kaka lately... As a purist when it comes to handsome faces, I've decided to give his football career a makeover. *Original female lead warning. *My take on the Kaka-Kaka pairing warning. *The Miracle of Istanbul will not be changed warning. Premium release announcement: Starting from Chapter 35, three chapters will be posted in a row on March 3, barring any surprises. If inspiration strikes, they may come a day earlier. Theme: Good people are rewarded, and hap
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Football BE Simulator 足球be模拟器
Here's a mention of my upcoming books [Football] Dream Lover and [Football] Red Carded. You can read samples of both in the bonus chapter “Injury-Time Transfer Market.” Blurb for this story: You were hit by a football simulator, but no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't get a happy ending. First playthrough [Lonely Classic]: The rain in North London falls equally on everyone's heart. Selected traits: Classic playmaker, smiling assassin, gambler, unreturned kiss. (First playthrough complet
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[Football] After My Son's Teammate Proposed to Me [足球]被儿子队友求婚以后
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[Football] Puppy? Give It a Tap! [足球]小狗?扣一下!
First, a warning: GB, GB, this is GB! Female-centered, 85% soccer + 15% F1, featuring plenty of male rivalry, male mistresses, everyday England-bashing, and low-fat jokes. [The updated International Federation of Association Football Guide to Avoiding Scams is ready. Welcome to come and watch!] [Complete! The whole novel is ready to binge! The free bonus chapters are in V You 50! 70% anti-theft protection + 6 hours! Kisses!] [You don't need to understand soccer or F1 to enjoy this. No barriers t
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Adrian's Bonus Stories 阿德里安的番外集
Renamed so people won't have trouble finding it. [Locked chapters mean the content is being revised!] A collection of extras for the story next door, Hang-Guy Doesn't Even Pretend Anymore. All my story ideas will go here, dropping at irregular intervals~ [Note] There will be some alternate-universe stories with romance. If there are, it will usually be made clear in the title and opening, so feel free to pick and choose. Theme: Avoid going bald
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Football: The Passionate One in Serie A [足球]多情人在意甲
Sasha kissed his new captain on the first day he joined the team. It might have seemed rather frivolous, but fortunately, Parma youth team captain Buffon didn't think so. Buffon and Sasha had been together from their youth-team days through the first team, building a formidable defense for Parma, and later doing the same at Juventus. The amorous, open-hearted Sasha went on to fall in love with other people. He passionately kissed Del Piero on the night they won the championship, met Nesta after
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Who Says You Can't Become a Detective Just Because You Play Football? 谁说踢球就不能成为名侦探[足球]
Tang Weian Garcia was born with a lifetime supply of bad luck. Whenever he buys a cup of instant noodles at the supermarket, the noodles are always broken. When he joins the line for pastries, his favorite flavor is always sold out by the time it's his turn. Little thieves keep showing up around his rented home, so often that filling out a report at the gendarmerie station feels as familiar as going to Milanello's training grounds... The snowy-country forward who recently joined the team sees Ga
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Surrounded by a Harem of Admirers [Football F1] 被万人迷包围后[足球F1]
[The main story and its epilogue are complete. The alternate-ending epilogues are being updated. Please save my new no-romance story, "The Genius Simulator Seems a Little Off" 🙇🙇~] My name is Yiante, though you can also call me Ian. I'm an ordinary person. I'm not a top athlete with maxed-out talent, nor a genius model who can gain millions of fans just by being beautiful. I'm a brick, moved wherever I'm needed. I work when I should be studying, and work when I should be working. My hair falls o
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[Football] How Could You Not Love This Beautiful Game? [足球]如此蹴鞠,怎能不爱
* A collection of random ideas, short stories, strange crossovers, and rambling thoughts * There may be content that bothers you, though I don’t know what. One idea might be harmless, but the next could be a thunderbolt from the heavens, so please pay attention to chapter warnings and feel free to flag things in the comments. * Expect things like evil directions, evil protagonists, evil plots, unethical behavior (do not imitate), abstract behavior (do not imitate), boxing championships, polyam
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