[Football] What Should I Do When My Teammates Keep Dreaming I Beat Them Up?

[Free to read! ◆ New story: [Football] Fortune-Telling as My Main Job, Football on the Side ◆ Upcoming: [Football] The Comeback System Shows Up When I’m About to Retire] ★ Enrique, a homegrown Real Madrid defender from the club’s youth academy, is a widely admired gentleman of Football. He’s handsome, good-tempered, warm, friendly, and always willing to help. Everyone on the team likes him. Lately, though, every player keeps dreaming that Enrique chews them out or pins them down and beats them up. It’s absolutely miserable. But in real life, Enrique is gentle and generous with them, and even gives them presents all the time. So those dreams must be fake, right? On September 1, 2014, Real Madrid lost away to Real Sociedad. Enrique, who had transmigrated, was a little disappointed, but he didn’t take the loss to heart. After all, he was a defender and rarely got blamed. He slept soundly, only to be woken up the next morning by a call from assistant coach Faria. The man told him to get to the team right away: they had a match that afternoon. Enrique: ? Wasn’t today a day off? Enrique: ! Why was it still September 1? The good news: the golden finger every transmigrator gets had finally arrived. The bad news: after a lost match, time rewound. He had to win to stop it from rewinding. The worse news: he’d already rewound this match countless times, and still couldn’t win, dammit! This time, after rewinding countless times, Enrique finally snapped. After yet another loss, he got into a fight with a teammate who made mistakes every day. ◆◆◆ Check out my upcoming story [Football] The Comeback System Shows Up When I’m About to Retire After Gu Yi died, he was bound to a System. The System sent him to a parallel world as an Englishman, then vanished. Gu Yi wasn’t disappointed. Thanks to the simulated training space the System left behind, he became a Football player. He wasn’t exactly a star, but he played as a first-team regular at Manchester United for more than a decade. Now, just after turning thirty, he’s planning to announce his retirement at the end of the season when the System suddenly comes online. [Ding!] [Comeback System online!] [Your first comeback mission: Get superstar David Beckham to carry your bag.] [Mission difficulty: ★★★★★] [Mission reward: Injury Healing Medicine] Gu Yi turns around and looks at Beckham, who joined the first team not long ago. He reaches out, and Beckham immediately steps forward to take the bag from his hand. [Mission complete?!] [Host! How did a rookie who just joined the team get Beckham to carry his bag?] Gu Yi: You damn... You only showed up when I’m about to retire, and you’re asking how I did it? [Oh! I got the time wrong?!] The System’s mistake had set him back, but he still had to complete the missions or be eliminated. Gu Yi grits his teeth, his face dark: Fine, fine! Thirty is the perfect age to make a name for yourself. Retire? Not a chance! [Your Xth comeback mission: Little Neymar got carried away after winning Olympic gold. Challenge him to a fierce match and see who can score more goals!] Gu Yi, now 54: You piece-of-shit System, I *******! “A famous old-timer in Football, a living fossil of the sport.” Gu Yi: I’ll say it again: fifty is the perfect age to make a name for yourself. That old geezer is 78 and he can still be president. What’s wrong with me playing Football at fifty? Nothing! England fans: Gu Yi, why not run for prime minister instead? We’ll all vote for you! Please, stop playing Football. I’m genuinely afraid you’ll drop dead on the pitch! Theme: Hard work, perseverance, and focus are what it takes to win a match.