[Football] Do You Really Have an Empire to Inherit from Your Rice Cooker?!

Does Germany have a throne to pass down or something?!

After yet another failed attempt to buy Sigmund, fans of other teams finally lost it.

A smug Bayern fan: Sorry, Sigmund isn't for sale. Meet the rightful emperor of German Bayern.

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Sigmund Ritter, Germany's elite target man, a blond, blue-eyed German hunk fit for the big screen, is once again working hard to save the rice cooker.

When an opponent fouls him maliciously, he casually wipes the trail of blood from his face, crushes the opposing defense with sheer skill, and claims the crown of victory.

When the national team sinks into crisis, he gently kisses the crest on his chest, wipes away his teammate's tears, and leads Germany back to the top with iron resolve.

Countless people hate him. They hate how he shows no mercy on the pitch, like an emperor. They hate his arrogance. They hate how he always charges forward and never looks back.

Countless people love him. They love his football-mad passion, his shining blond hair, and the way he brings home victory after victory as if it were nothing.

Sigmund, you are the eternal shining star of the German machine.

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Another year, another World Cup. Looking at the five stars on their crest, German fans finally held their heads high.

We always knew our rice cooker's feng shui would bring good fortune. That big trophy was never going to fade away!

Who says our rice cooker has no heir to the throne? Siggy, Siggy, what would we do without you? T^T

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1. The main story is a light comedy. This is a mushroom-fueled work about Germany failing to get out of the group stage in 2012. A bow of apology to the teams whose awards were taken away by butterfly effects.

2. The romance is still being developed, and I'm building the great German Bayern palace. The bonus chapters will have alternate routes. The main pairing will most likely be Xiaoxin, but there's also a small chance of something else...

3. The whole story is free. I'm writing to make up for what we lost, so please don't leave mean comments, TT. Most of the time I'm watching little rice-cooker variety shows. If anything doesn't make sense, we can discuss it together. This shares its main timeline with another story in my collection.

4. Clubs: Mainz, Borussia Dortmund, Bayern. The main story starts at Dortmund and differs greatly from reality. It's a feel-good power fantasy, but there will also be injuries and losses. Please be patient with the implausibility of going from Dortmund to Bayern, T T.

Theme: Iron resolve creates an unbreakable faith.