[Football] Puppy? Give It a Tap!

First, a warning: GB, GB, this is GB! Female-centered, 85% soccer + 15% F1, featuring plenty of male rivalry, male mistresses, everyday England-bashing, and low-fat jokes. [The updated International Federation of Association Football Guide to Avoiding Scams is ready. Welcome to come and watch!] [Complete! The whole novel is ready to binge! The free bonus chapters are in V You 50! 70% anti-theft protection + 6 hours! Kisses!] [You don't need to understand soccer or F1 to enjoy this. No barriers to entry! It's a romance about beautiful women and handsome men!] Unofficial blurb: Taliweiya is a famous bestselling author, currently living in the UK. She has a lot of kinks and loves keeping dogs most of all. Netizens call her the “Great Iceberg of England.” Other nicknames include: the ancient Greek god of male mistresses, the modern master dog-keeper, the ancient Greek god of winter romance, the killer of old white men, the man magnet, the Brazilian's nemesis, the ender of English tabloid papers, a natural-born romance genius, the heroine of the F1 paddock's spy drama, the cheerleader for Belgian infighting, and the goddess of Instagram thirst traps. Her works include: Look at These Legs, I Only Made the Mistake Every Woman Makes, They Were the Ones Who Seduced Me First, What's This? A Puppy? Let Me Pet It!, We're All Friends, What Does Belgian Infighting Have to Do with Me?, If You Want to Fight, Do It on the Pitch, Me? Go to University?, and Four Years Studying in Britain, a Lifetime in Love with Britain... She's kept a German golden retriever, a cute Brazilian Samoyed, a purebred English butterfly dog, one or two famous Belgian beagles, a strong Portuguese green-tea German shepherd, an honest but scheming Spanish border collie... Her romances include, but aren't limited to, in no particular order: Kazi, Lao Han, Neymar, Reus, Grealish, Courtois, De Bruyne, Ruben, dehydrated Panzi, Leclerc, Rodri... The timeline starts in 2018, with Manchester City as the main focus. P.S. I'm a fake soccer fan. I update daily and won't abandon the story. I write whatever feels good, mainly focusing on soccer, with a little F1. The pairings aren't decided yet. The career plot and romance plot are split thirty-seventy. The timeline has been adjusted, and my explanations take precedence. Don't yell at me. I'll cry. I'm already writing GB with soccer and F1, so please go easy on me, mommies. Don't make me kneel down, crying and begging you! Please pay attention to me! Writing GB by myself is really lonely! Mommies, please leave comments. A puppy with comments is a treasure; one without comments is a weed! For any characters who appear without further explanation, assume they have no girlfriends. “Puppy” is a term of endearment! A term of endearment! It doesn't mean anything else! Don't yell at me! Theme: Love yourself, love life, and stay positive every day!