Competitive Sports Ruined My Life 竞技体育害人一生

1. 51 阿 Adrian's Bonus Stories 阿德里安的番外集 NoaeMulti-Orientation59k WordsOngoing Renamed so people won't have trouble finding it. [Locked chapters mean the content is being revised!] A collection of extras for the story next door, Hang-Guy Doesn't Even Pretend Anymore. All my story ideas will go here, dropping at irregular intervals~ [Note] There will be some alternate-universe stories with romance. If there are, it will usually be made clear in the title and opening, so feel free to pick and choose. Theme: Avoid going bald 5.1kFavorites14.1kClicks/ch6kGifts

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   Cool

2. 52 六 [Football] A Sixty-Year-Old Man Revives Italy’s Glory [足球]六十老头重振呆梨荣耀 A Single Scallion一之葱No CP135k WordsCompleted Silvio Salvini Italy’s greatest coach. After lifting his first European Cup with Milan in 1963, victory followed him like a shadow. At the 1990 World Cup on home soil, having just celebrated his sixtieth birthday, he resolved to achieve the miracle of winning three consecutive World Cups. He carefully selected his rose boys: Paolo Maldini, Roberto Baggio, Alessandro Costacurta, Carlo Ancelotti, Franco Baresi… But why does each new generation of Italians seem worse than the last? Forget charming 5kFavorites6.9kClicks/ch2.6kGifts

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   Beautiful! When will summer come again in Italy? At this moment, I feel like the Italian Football Federation must pay with their lives!

3. 53 多 Football: The Passionate One in Serie A [足球]多情人在意甲 Clear Sky, Cloud Shadows晴空云影Danmei (BL)457k WordsOngoing Sasha kissed his new captain on the first day he joined the team. It might have seemed rather frivolous, but fortunately, Parma youth team captain Buffon didn't think so. Buffon and Sasha had been together from their youth-team days through the first team, building a formidable defense for Parma, and later doing the same at Juventus. The amorous, open-hearted Sasha went on to fall in love with other people. He passionately kissed Del Piero on the night they won the championship, met Nesta after 4.6kFavorites4.5kClicks/ch25.2kGifts

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   Chaos and evil, I like it.

4. 54 女 Football: After I Dressed as a Woman and Tried to Scam the Squad [足球]女装碰瓷马队后 Songjin淞津Danmei (BL)559k WordsCompleted The two things Ivan Sebiato Aloga has regretted most since becoming a professional player: 1. Swapping numbers with Nesta. 2. Secretly dressing as a woman to shoot a cover for his own brand. The first means his fridge is never full. The snacks he hauls home himself get wiped out every few days, and he hates it. The second meant that after his studio was robbed, he had to dress as a woman again to make up for it. After a hectic day, he stumbled downstairs in a daze and ran into the last person he 4.4kFavorites6.7kClicks/ch2.4kGifts

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   I was so scared I fainted

5. 55 门 [Football] The Goalkeeper's Guide to Self-Improvement [足球]门将的自我修养 This Bigshot Is No Scallop此比格绝非扇贝Danmei (BL)349k WordsCompleted Added: I'm really out of ideas. Please don't buy the latest extra chapters. Could I make it up to you by adding some more extras for free? (If they're not unlocked, I can't get paid, and I can't post free extras. I can't delete them either. I'm really sorry, it's all my fault.) You can decide whether I put this extra chapter in the author's note for the next chapter or in the extras collection. I'm really sorry. This story is also known as "The Manchester United Daddy-Raising Diary" and "Striker 4.4kFavorites6.3kClicks/ch5.9kGifts

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   This author seems to have a tendency to write with a childish or stilted manner, but her writing skills have improved with each book, and she maintains a stable and prolific output.

6. 56 谁 Who Says You Can't Become a Detective Just Because You Play Football? 谁说踢球就不能成为名侦探[足球] JumkiDanmei (BL)528k WordsOngoing Tang Weian Garcia was born with a lifetime supply of bad luck. Whenever he buys a cup of instant noodles at the supermarket, the noodles are always broken. When he joins the line for pastries, his favorite flavor is always sold out by the time it's his turn. Little thieves keep showing up around his rented home, so often that filling out a report at the gendarmerie station feels as familiar as going to Milanello's training grounds... The snowy-country forward who recently joined the team sees Ga 4.2kFavorites4.8kClicks/ch20.5kGifts

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   Football combined with crime-solving is novel, and I quite like it so far; the combination is pretty good.

7. 57 如 [Football] How Could You Not Love This Beautiful Game? ［足球］如此蹴鞠，怎能不爱 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Multi-Orientation218k WordsOngoing * A collection of random ideas, short stories, strange crossovers, and rambling thoughts * There may be content that bothers you, though I don’t know what. One idea might be harmless, but the next could be a thunderbolt from the heavens, so please pay attention to chapter warnings and feel free to flag things in the comments. * Expect things like evil directions, evil protagonists, evil plots, unethical behavior (do not imitate), abstract behavior (do not imitate), boxing championships, polyam 4.1kFavorites5.3kClicks/ch4.1kGifts

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   It inexplicably stopped updating, which is quite humorous.

8. 58 半21+ Football: Working and Studying [足球]半工半读 The World Is Heating Up世界在升温Danmei (BL)439k WordsOngoing 4.1kFavorites4.4kClicks/ch7kGifts

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   I like YY, so I gave it to Hang. To make up for regrets and heal injuries.

9. 59 多 Dortmund: The First Love [Football] 多特蒙德之初心[足球] Yellow Plum Lucky Tea黄梅吉茶Danmei (BL)670k WordsCompleted Other completed works: [Football] My Name Is San Siro, [Football] The Croatian Myth. Coming soon: When a Football System Transmigrates into a Human 0711, a certain football System, had an accident while completing its 139th mission. When it possessed its Host, it accidentally made the Host's soul disappear. In short, it became human and had to complete the original owner's mission in their place to repair the System. First time being human? No worries. Damaged System, missing data? No worries 4.1kFavorites5.1kClicks/ch4.8kGifts

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   A story about spoiling a child to make up for their regrets. Not bad.

10. 60 为 [Football] I Confessed to My Teammate So I Could Play [足球]为了踢球向队友告白了 Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书Danmei (BL)104k WordsOngoing ❤️Elvin is from Northern Ireland, and his dream is to play in the Premier League. ★Superstar System★ bonded with Elvin and wanted to trick him into retiring to become an actor. So it showed him videos of “Love on the Football Pitch,” “Secret Love in the Locker Room,” and “Secretly Falling for Your Archrival,” hoping to persuade him to quit. As everyone knows, videos can't be edited, so Elvin believed them. But he figured it was fine. His teammates and opponents dating each other wouldn't affe 4kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch7.8kGifts

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    The author writes a hundred chapters of this for me to see.

11. 61 可 [Football] Want to Come Play Defensive Midfield for Liverpool? [足球]可以来利物浦踢后腰吗 Mr. Mi Is Cooking Porridge米总在煮粥Danmei (BL)131k WordsOngoing You’ve been reborn. It’s the day after Xabi Alonso left Liverpool to join Real Madrid in 2009. You’re a Liverpool diehard from 2024, and yesterday you were driven to despair after scrolling through transfer news and seeing that the club hadn’t signed a single player all summer. You wake up to find you’ve been born in England as a substitute player for one of the English Premier League’s top clubs: Liverpool Football Club. Parentheses, you were just bought, parentheses closed. After thinking i 4kFavorites5kClicks/ch3.6kGifts

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    It's a good read, and the author seems to be in good spirits, but there's been a hiatus in updates.

12. 62 乔21+ Giovanni's Collection of Wild Ideas 乔瓦尼的脑洞合集 Bao Bao Da包包哒Danmei (BL)90k WordsOngoing 3.7kFavorites10.2kClicks/ch5.4kGifts

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    Nice

13. 63 在 [Football] In Belgium, We Play on Talent Alone [足球]在比利时我们只玩天赋 Heaven's Rules天规Danmei (BL)156k WordsOngoing Cyril Van Looy. A handsome face that could fool anyone, blue eyes that shine brightly when he smiles and look heartbreakingly vulnerable when he lowers them. A gifted dribbler and passer, he leaves defenders in the dust when he sprints, can get to the byline or cut inside, and after losing the ball, not only presses to win it back immediately but even chases back on defense with a frisbee in his mouth. He's almost one of the best winger templates you could imagine. According to a source inside 3.6kFavorites2.9kClicks/ch3.5kGifts

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    Updates are temporarily suspended. I love watching people compare themselves to others; who wouldn't want to witness a dramatic scene involving Emperor Salomon?

14. 64 夜 [Football] A Night Creature's Work Diary [足球]夜行生物务工记 Cyber Pineapple赛博菠萝Danmei (BL)593k WordsOngoing Lance in a nutshell: Arsenal's darling, Chelsea's nemesis. Manchester United grinds its teeth in frustration, while Tottenham frets and frets. Yet every transfer window, rival teams wordlessly extend an olive branch. They're all trying to get their hands on this shiny SSR card. * As a vampire mixed in among humans, he has to be cautious and keep a low profile to play football well. He can't get red cards or swear at people. He can't punch or kick his opponents. And he absolutely can't fool 3.5kFavorites3.9kClicks/ch6.1kGifts

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    I didn't finish watching it.

15. 65 尤 Julian Walks with Germany 尤利安与德意志同行 A Single Scallion一之葱No CP26k WordsOngoing Disaster strikes! The 2024 European Championship is about to kick off on home soil in Germany, but national team coach Julian Nagelsmann has suddenly fallen seriously ill. According to Bild, Nagelsmann is still recovering in hospital and will inevitably miss the tournament. Even if they find it hard to accept, German fans must face the national team’s predicament: The most urgent task is to find a new head coach for the German national team! According to the World Cup winner’s rule, the trophy 3.2kFavorites9.9kClicks/ch6.9kGifts

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    Please save our rice cookers!

16. 66 足 Why Does This Football Simulator Feel So Weird? 足球模拟器怎么不太对劲？ Lithium Arsenide锂化砷Multi-Orientation383k WordsOngoing A System drops from the sky and forces you to play a football simulator game. But the more you play, the more wrong it feels. Aren't you the protagonist?! Shouldn't you just puff out your chest and make the Big Ears Cup and the World Cup bow down before you? What are all these things? [Iron Man]: Don't get the wrong idea, it has nothing to do with Iron Man. This is a football game, not a battle against aliens. But the actual effect is pretty much the same. [Locker-Room Menace]: Morality on a par 3.2kFavorites2.2kClicks/ch5.6kGifts

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    Twisted, it's a style I like, but the sudden marriage to the female supporting character in the second playthrough is a bit mysterious.

17. 67 成 [Football] Making a Name for Myself as an Assistant Intern [足球]成名从实习助理做起 re Lire栎Danmei (BL)378k WordsOngoing ⚠️Before reading: If this isn't to your taste, you don't have to read it. The entire story is free and unsigned, so if you can't stomach it, just click the back button in the upper-left corner. Please don't finish it and then leave a bad review or file a complaint. Thank you for your cooperation. The protagonist is a pure-hearted Italian guy: an undergraduate with a bit of academic talent, mildly looks-obsessed, kind, and prone to overthinking. He isn't a founder of the Milan Lab, but he witne 3kFavorites2kClicks/ch3.9kGifts

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    Dong Ge (CP) is quite sensitive.

18. 68 A [Football] AC Milan: May the Dynasty Endure Forever [足球]AC米兰，王朝永存 Jiangtan绛檀Romance541k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] Serafina Sue Martini was born in 1988. As a child with no athletic talent, she put all her skill points into studying. Soccer is a highly competitive sport. Athletes are especially prone to injury. Fina wanted to protect the people who ran with all their might across the pitch, using medicine and everything within her reach. At the turn of the century, Fina met another person she wanted to protect in Brazil. The boy was like the wind. When he ran, the whole world seemed to 2.9kFavorites2.7kClicks/ch3.5kGifts

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    The author's thinking on copywriting is very progressive, but I'm a little uncomfortable with slogan-style awakening; I'll be watching closely.

19. 69 德 [Football] Bayern's Little Emperor Is Ready to Ascend the Throne! ［足球］德拜小皇帝可以登基了! A Single Scallion一之葱Danmei (BL)Ongoing *[Football] A supercharged version of the first playthrough of the life simulator, "Ma Xiaozui's Happy Life" On May 1, 1983, Labor Day, you were born. Your name is Ma Xiaozui, your father is Ma Dazui, and your grandfather is Beckenbauer. Your father is the German captain, Inter Milan's key player, the world's best footballer, a Ballon d'Or winner, and an all-around midfield engine. He's also Bayern's lost heir and the public enemy of German football. You inherited your father's iron physique 2.8kFavorites—Clicks/ch1.5kGifts

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    Wait

20. 70 求 [Football] Please Pick on Me [足球]求针对 Cyber Pineapple赛博菠萝No CP99k WordsOngoing Bad news: I forgot some things. Good news: I play for Milan. Super good news: I trained under Maldini. Yep, that Maldini. -- The serious blurb -- A lazy teenager's guide to surviving Milanello 1. Show up in the locker room right on time 2. Prank Gattuso every day 3. Sneak desserts from the cafeteria 4. Get a trendy new hairstyle 15. Learn to join in on the fun Click to see Aix Alassio teach you how to become a proper defender First person at the beginning, third person later Theme: Lov 2.6kFavorites4.1kClicks/ch508Gifts

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    It has stopped updating.

21. 71 我 [Football] I Shipped My Own Crack Pairing [足球]我嗑了我的拉郎cp The Clouds Were Once Here云曾在此Romance117k WordsCompleted As the saying goes, life is unpredictable, like a large intestine wrapped around a small intestine. To me, life is a giant maze like a spiderweb, full of forks in the road. Sometimes you stand at a crossroads, and your first step veers just a degree or two off course. Then you end up on a completely different path. Well, don't let my philosophical way of talking fool you. I've fallen into every pit and taken every wrong turn there is. If heaven gave me another chance, I think... I'd still open t 2.5kFavorites7.1kClicks/ch444Gifts

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    It's old-fashioned. But I find it strangely delicious.

22. 72 大 The Green Onion Growing Base 大葱种植基地 A Single Scallion一之葱Danmei (BL)94k WordsCompleted The football universe is under construction. Chapters that are locked will not be reopened. There are no backups or other places to read this, so please don’t bring it up in the comments of any novels. Special thanks to “Jiji Jiujiao” and “Daoxuan” for the wonderful Ma Damao and Lulu character art! *This is a free collection. If you don’t like it, please leave. I won’t accept ratings of three stars or lower, as I’ll assume you’re trying to mess with me. Theme: Love and hope 2.5kFavorites5.8kClicks/ch776Gifts

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    Nice

23. 73 又 [Football] Do I Have to Make the Save Again? [足球]又要我扑啊 plasmonnNo CPOngoing “Guys, I can’t keep saving all these shots.” Zhou Xiqiao spoke earnestly into the microphone. “If there’s really no other way, how about this, man? I’m begging you.” “I’m only twenty this year. I don’t want to work myself to death.” From Portugal to England to Spain, no one dares deny his talent. As long as the guy keeps his mouth shut. “I really think, if there’s no other way, you should all push up front,” he said earnestly. “We can play 10-0-1. We don’t need defenders anyway, they’re no us 2.4kFavorites—Clicks/ch1.1kGifts

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    Waiting for the article to be published

24. 74 少 [Football] How Can I Survive in Football with a Girl's Voice? [足球]少女音的我应该如何在足坛生存 Good Fortune好命Danmei (BL)693k WordsOngoing Maria Buenos Aires, a big man with a name more commonly given to mothers and grandmothers, became famous in the macho world of football for his pretty-girl face and girlish voice... And, of course, his skills on the pitch. Serious blurb: In 2017, Real Madrid president Florentino spent 30 million euros to buy a sixteen-year-old player who had never made an appearance from the obscure Argentine club Barracas Central, then immediately loaned him out, sparking heated discussion. Thus began Maria 2.4kFavorites2.9kClicks/ch2.7kGifts

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    I haven't finished reading it yet, but the main character has a strong personality.

25. 75 队 [Football] Captain, Say Something! ［足球］队长你说句话啊 This Bigshot Is No Scallop此比格绝非扇贝Danmei (BL)156k WordsCompleted Teachers who haven't read this, don't buy this book. Absolutely do not buy it. Many years later, Real Madrid finally realized that Beijiaweite wasn't a tyrant, but a damn fool in love. Faced with Beijiaweite's firm decision to leave, they tried every argument to persuade him. They said, "You can't succeed after leaving Real Madrid." They said, "You might never win the Ballon d'Or again." They said, "You and Modric will be criticized for the rest of your lives." Beijiaweite: "What?!" He was over 2.1kFavorites2.8kClicks/ch5.3kGifts

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    A small amount of beets fell from the sky in Cleveland. There's only a tiny bit available so far.

26. 76 脚 [Soccer Simulator] The Life (Lives) of a Footballer [足球模拟器]脚球男的人生（们） Do We Really Have to Go to This Class?这个班一定得上吗No CP441k WordsCompleted What would your life be like if you were a soccer player? Choose your ending. Currently available: 1. Mattia Maldini (a great name needs no further explanation), Serie A (complete) 2. Yuri (a fragile long-range powerhouse), Eredivisie–Bundesliga (complete). A little angst, so read with caution if that's not your thing, but there's also a happier IF route. 3. Sosa (a humble player who blooms late), Portuguese Second Divi 2kFavorites1.9kClicks/ch3.2kGifts

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    The author has their own taste. It's quite enjoyable if you're on the same wavelength.

27. 77 罗 [Football] A Roman Fairy Tale [足球]罗马童话故事 Clear Sky, Cloud Shadows晴空云影Danmei (BL)485k WordsOngoing Chello burst onto the scene in the summer he turned eighteen, becoming the golden boy of Rome and Italy. Later, in the history of Roma, people would always mention Chello and Totti together, like the emperor and empress of Rome, like a pair of lovers. He will spend his life at Roma, and play for Italy's national team. The Ballon d'Or trophy will change hands. Two experienced singles, both with their past love lives neatly settled before the story begins. The entire novel focuses solely on the r 1.9kFavorites1.8kClicks/ch2kGifts

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    The ambiguous, drawn-out relationship is taking too long, and I'm a little impatient to keep up with the updates. I'll save it for later. This author's writing style is quite to my liking. This is their first book, so it's a bit imperfect, which is understandable.

28. 78 神 [Football] The Amazing Little Mao's Transmigration ［足球］神奇小毛穿越记 GrassCrownNo CP30k WordsOngoing Francesco Viali, born September 1, 2003, a midfielder for AC Milan. On September 1, 2025, he stepped on a pineapple pizza and transmigrated back to Milan on the day he was born. Rui Costa picked him up. On the training ground, little Ciesco confidently rolled up his sleeves and declared that he would lead Milan to glory once again. Maldini was speechless. “We just won the Champions League last season. We're already doing great.” Seedorf shook his head. “With the skills you just showed us, you 1.8kFavorites3kClicks/ch541Gifts

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    How many more people will Milan harm?

29. 79 伤21+ The Injury-Time Wholesale Market 伤停补时批发市场 Gu Le咕乐Multi-Orientation111k WordsOngoing 1.8kFavorites3.4kClicks/ch1.9kGifts

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    A collection of wild ideas; turn each one into a 500,000-word novel right now!

30. 80 霸 [Football] The Bossy Childhood Sweetheart and Her Charming Boyhood Friend [足球]霸道青梅俏竹马 Starlight Madagascar Pink Crystal星光马达加斯加粉晶Romance240k WordsOngoing Grazia and Filippo were childhood friends and had never been apart for as long as they could remember. Grazia was going to Milan to become a model, while her Filippo was still training with Piacenza's youth team. To make sure she would always be Filippo's best friend, Grazia demanded that he not make any new friends. Filippo agreed to Grazia's bossy demand. “Two stunning roses have blossomed on the Apennine Peninsula.” “Behind one beautiful face is another beautiful face.” Fans of Grazia Amata 1.8kFavorites1.6kClicks/ch2.2kGifts

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    Slightly romanticized, just a few notes

31. 81 爱21+ [Football] If You Fall for a Jerk, Own It [足球]爱上渣男就认命吧 NoaeDanmei (BL)9k WordsOngoing 1.2kFavorites5.7kClicks/ch319Gifts

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    The first few chapters were so enjoyable to read, I was so eagerly waiting for the next update, but the ending is so mysterious, is it really over already?

32. 82 小 [Football] Xiao Bi’s Collection of Extra Stories [足球]小比的番外收藏册 This Bigshot Is No Scallop此比格绝非扇贝Danmei (BL)21k WordsOngoing I'll post free bonus stories here from now on x Theme: A collection of bonus stories 1.1kFavorites4.8kClicks/ch331Gifts

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    Extra.

33. 83 诚 [Football] Wanted: A Top-Class Center Forward [足球]诚聘大中锋 Bai Zhenqing白枕青Danmei (BL)154k WordsOngoing [Medium-length story. Free while serialized, then it will go behind a paywall when complete.] [Currently revising the early chapters.] Croatian striker Ivica Blazevich spent years plotting to bring down the cancer in domestic football that had framed him, only to have his boyfriend retract his testimony in court and ruin everything. Branded a traitor, set up and kicked off the national team, then driven abroad by a torrent of abuse, everyone thought Ivica would fade away and become nobody. Fou 1kFavorites1.1kClicks/ch1.7kGifts

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    The people of Ke Village. It seems updates have resumed.

34. 84 重 [Football] Notes from a Return to Stamford Bridge [足球]重返蓝桥笔记 Er Xian二闲No CP32k WordsOngoing After thinking it over, one sentence should be enough... Synopsis again, cover again! [The story of Abu and Mourinho's son returning to the Mourinho first-team era] This is a serious story. Really. But the first few chapters will be full of memes, so it might not seem very serious. That includes what's happening in 2025. Come join in and look for the story among the memes. The protagonist is Anatoly, transported from an ABO world into the real world: the blue-blooded, legitimate eldest son and 801Favorites2kClicks/ch802Gifts

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    It looks good, but updates are very slow.

35. 85 七 [Football] A Seventy-Year-Old Man Reignites Italy's Glory ［足球］七十老头再创呆梨辉煌 A Single Scallion一之葱No CP5k WordsOngoing Silvio Salvini Italy's greatest coach. After lifting his first Champions League trophy with Milan in 1963, victory followed him like a shadow. He retired after creating the miracle of three consecutive World Cup titles in 1990. Who could have known that over the next eight years, the Italian national team would stumble from one setback to another, leaving the Italians in tears and forcing them to once again invoke their ancestral way: Living off the old! In 1998, 68-year-old Salvini will lead hi 797Favorites5.2kClicks/ch795Gifts

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    On the other hand, Italy is also one of the earliest teams to prepare for the 2030 World Cup…

36. 86 主 [Football] The Chairwoman Plans to Keep Playing Matches and Raise Atletico Madrid Today Too [足球]主席小姐今天也要打比赛养马竞 Jiang Xining江昔凝Romance244k WordsOngoing [Unbinding application submitted. Don't waste your money.] This book began before I got the Griezmann scoop. By then, I'd already written over a hundred thousand characters and laid the groundwork for the romance, so it was hard to change course. All I could do was write more match scenes and develop Atletico, while trying to reduce the male lead's appearances. But that was hard too, since Atletico's story had its own trajectory. I was at a loss. You could say I made this whole book purely as a 777Favorites1.1kClicks/ch698Gifts

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    The pairing is CP (couple pairing), the female lead is a tennis player.

37. 87 撤 [Football] The Retreating Germans ［足球］撤退的德国人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)7k WordsOngoing *Actually, this is a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. *You can tell it’s a contrast to the story next door. In 2222, after clawing his way through a bloody battle, Johannes finally emerged as captain of both Bayern Munich and the German national team. He smiled faintly, thinking a new chapter of his life was about to begin. But that season, Hamburg beat Bayern 7–0, Bayern dropped into the second division and became a yo-yo club; the national team he led missed three consecu 752Favorites1.5kClicks/ch322Gifts

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    My belly is still in a beautiful and energetic state.

38. 88 萨 Salzburg Suits Me [Football] 萨尔茨堡与我相称[足球] Mianmian Breaks Through眠眠打破Danmei (BL)237k WordsCompleted [Main story complete, IF storyline ongoing] Haaland plays football: eats raw, meditates, practices seated meditation, and keeps his emotions in check. The first time Szoboszlai met him, he thought the Norwegian was a little weird. Later, he realized he might be even weirder. Because somehow... while taping Haaland's mouth shut before bed, forcing himself to meditate alongside him, and treating his beloved pizza and donuts as class enemies, he found him kind of cute. During their Salzburg day 637Favorites601Clicks/ch805Gifts

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    A fanfiction about Red Bull's first love. Those who like this pairing can check it out.

39. 89 你 [Football] Can I Get Your Teammate’s Contact Info? [足球]你队友联系方式给我一下 Rumble Rumble哗啦啦哗啦啦Danmei (BL)3k WordsOngoing Courtois has a mysterious lover. Unbelievable. No worries, his lover fell in love with De Bruyne at first sight. *A little shameless fiction Theme: Good and evil both get what they deserve 549Favorites477Clicks/ch492Gifts

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    This looks so funny, I really want to watch it!

40. 90 已 [Football] I've Learned My Lesson, Please Spare Me [足球]已老实，求放过 Cyber Pineapple赛博菠萝No CP14k WordsCompleted First person, crack story Some third person Read with your brain switched off! Good news: I became teammates with Ronaldo. Bad news: This is Saudi Ronaldo! Even worse news: I became a defender for Al Nassr. Looking at our leaky defense and pathetic goalkeeper, I decided: A. Step up and save Al Nassr! B. I'm still young. I'm going to take it easy. C. Resell Ronaldo's match-worn jerseys. Theme: Football brings people joy 536Favorites2.1kClicks/ch113Gifts

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    Looking for a prequel. Very short. Pretty good.

41. 91 能21+ [Football] Can We Just Play Properly? [足球]能不能好好踢球 Rumble Rumble哗啦啦哗啦啦Multi-Orientation2k WordsOngoing 283Favorites355Clicks/ch164Gifts

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    This is so artistic. It's a pity there's only a tiny bit.

42. 92 复 [Football] Rise Again, My Good Brother! [足球]复活吧我的好兄弟！ Rumble Rumble哗啦啦哗啦啦Multi-Orientation2k WordsOngoing Del Piero's childhood friend died in a car crash with a sudden crunch. They were nineteen when he died, and their youth was buried with him. At an age when they should have been living recklessly, the person who would sling an arm around his shoulder, lean close to speak, and look at him with clear blue eyes was gone forever. Then, three days before the funeral, a girl came to find him. She said, “Alex, God brought me back to life.” *A mysterious gender-swap story. It will definitely be a wi 229Favorites1.1kClicks/ch16Gifts

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    Clicking on the author's homepage revealed so many works of art that I was overjoyed!

43. 93 我 [Football] I Can't Let Her Be a Widow Again [足球]我不能让她再守活寡 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Romance1k WordsOngoing 1. The summer before nineteen-year-old Del Piero transferred to Juventus, he helped a woman in a foreign country who was sitting by the road, crying with a child in her arms. The day he finally worked up the courage to propose to her, she suddenly burst into tears and confessed the truth. 2. Whenever Player One plays Glory, she throws all decorum out the window and becomes an outrageously foul-mouthed troll, the queen of trolls, the trolliest troll of them all. She's also a player's hardcore fa 171Favorites874Clicks/ch5Gifts

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    True humor is a gift, and the author is a genius. Click on the homepage to enter paradise.

44. 94 因 [Football] It’s Just a Game, So It’s Fine to Play However You Want, Right? [足球]因为是游戏所以怎么玩都没关系吧！ Exaggerated Crotch-Aiming Technique瞄头打裆技术夸张Multi-Orientation24k WordsOngoing ● A chaotic, anything-goes story written for laughs, with lots of wild ideas and a simulator-style setup. ● A main account and a bunch of alts. A story about a player creating lots of little characters to play Earth Online. ● Episodic writing with a jumbled timeline. It works just fine if you read it as a meme fic. ● I probably won't write many full match scenes. I'm a fake fan who knows nothing about football, let alone tactics. (Maybe I'll go into more detail someday if I feel like it.) ● Some 604Favorites1.3kClicks/ch150Gifts

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    Not very coherent, but the ideas are really good.

45. 95 终 [Football Anthology] Before the Final Whistle 【足球杂集】终哨未至 Exaggerated Crotch-Aiming Technique瞄头打裆技术夸张Multi-Orientation23k WordsOngoing *A collection of chaotic short stories. [Real Madrid Veterinarian] Retires after being sold off, then gets back to work as a love-shy, heartbroken ex-player turned vet. The demon-pill quack accidentally kills his old teammate with medicine. [The Two-Faced Player] By day, a top-tier chance-creation maestro shines in Lisbon. By night, he plays both sides and sends teammates and opponents flying. Can the Navigator fulfill his dream of winning the World Cup? [Better Than the Original] Lose and rel 228Favorites594Clicks/ch49Gifts

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    I kept laughing. The explosive ending of Chapter 1 made me laugh so hard it hurt.

46. 96 朱 [Football] Zubimendi's Rumored Boyfriend 朱贝林的绯闻男友[足球] Black Snow Pine黑雪松Danmei (BL)179k WordsCompleted Bellingham's mood lately has been as gloomy as the skies over Madrid. Teammates brawl and send the captain to the hospital, senior players slap younger ones, and a key player fakes an injury to dodge responsibility because he's afraid of losing... Any one of these would be a scandal at another club. But the biggest talking point surrounding Real Madrid is the rumored romance between him and his teammate, Mastantuono! Everyone who should be focused on the World Cup is now wondering whether he 2.1kFavorites2.8kClicks/ch689Gifts

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    I haven't finished reading it. To be honest, the author included many popular pairings and incorporated a lot of trending topics, but it gave me the impression that they were writing it with the intention of making it a guaranteed hit… Maybe I'm just not a fan of these pairings at the moment.

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