[Football] Can We Just Play Properly?

Name: [Football] Can We Just Play Properly?
Author: Rumble Rumble

[足球]能不能好好踢球

by Rumble Rumble (哗啦啦哗啦啦)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 2k Words
Genre: Multi-Orientation
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

*Wild, chaotic, full-on smut. That's it.

The protagonist slips and tumbles straight into a world that's an anthology of fanfiction.

Everyone seems to have the same personalities as in the original, but suddenly they'll get into arguments in the locker room, then have intense sex in front of everyone.

The person who loses a bet during a derby stumbles back from the opposing team's locker room like a rag. During breakfast, a teammate crawls out from under the table and suspiciously licks the corner of his mouth. Someone plays badly and seems likely to get a violent reprimand from an extreme fan...

The protagonist is shocked. The protagonist is helpless. The protagonist is despairing.

One day, the protagonist suddenly loses his innocence: ...

Can you just play football properly?

Theme: Save my ass.

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279Favorites

164Nutrient gifts

355Clicks per chapter

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Competitive Sports Ruined My Life

Soccer stories I've read. I ship anything, but prefer a romance plot. Dealbreakers: protagonists on the national team, protagonists who are super fans of a particular player, or exaggerated bottom-focused, everyone-loves-them types.

Level C

96Books1Follows2moUpdated

Football, Competition, Romance

Entirely subjective. Read if you like it. I prefer bottom-centric or no-couple stories. If you don’t like it, just leave. Don’t argue with me. Three stars is only an average rating from me.

Level C

38Books23Follows4moUpdated