Giovanni's Collection of Wild Ideas

Here's a gag: Paul and Joe switch bodies. Joe was extremely excited: I can finally legitimately play as a defender! ! ! Then in the game, he rushed forward from the backcourt wildly, trying to use Maldini's body to volley a side hook, and directly collided with the opposite defender (Cannavaro) with his body. The Milan team doctor screamed: Is Paul going to retire after today's game? ? ? And Paul, who is in Joe's body: Such a light body, really won't blow away when the wind blows... But it is really flexible. So he performed some crotch tackles and flexible dribbling in the backcourt, which brought Giovanni Milani's foot skills to a higher level (yes, Maldini's feet are better than Giovanni's, and his flexible ankles took his skills to a higher level). But in the eyes of the outside world: the good news is that Milani's foot skills have improved by leaps and bounds, but the bad news is that the opponent seems to only want to play as a defender! At the end of the story, Cannavaro wakes up from his nightmare and wonders why he had such a dream.

Remember a joke about the age difference: After Yoffe settled little Paul, in order to get both parents to agree to their marriage, he deliberately signed up Paul's parents and his own parents for the same international tour group to travel to the Sahara Desert, trying to get both parents to be the first to make friends in a harsh environment. However, Van Basten, as the son-in-law of the Maldini family and a disciple of Kesheng, went with him, and then in a hurry, Yoffe and Paul were forced to come out. Cruyff: Joffe, say it again, you... Who are you going to marry? When did it happen? ! Tell me you waited until Maldini was an adult before taking action! Beckenbauer: John, this! He is his biological son! Cesare: Paul... Do you [loading] like the Dutch striker that much? ? ?

Another joke: Costacurta and Bergkamp met at Queen Margarita's cabin.

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[A dog's head holding a rose] As soon as I opened Little Red Book today, I was shown a photo of Billy in women's clothing.

Billy | Ice The sky was slightly brighter in the morning, and what woke Alessandro Costacurta was not the ray of sunlight that slipped into the bedroom through the cracks in the curtains and then swept across his face, but a touch of gold that was more dazzling than this. For the first time, Alessandro realized that he liked gold so much. Gold is soft, gold is warm, and gold is flowing on his fingertips at this moment. Blonde is the color of Dennis' hair. Costacurta struggled to open his eyes, stretched out his right hand next to Dennis, couldn't help but hook a strand of hair around his fingertips and play with it. Oh, Dennis's eyebrows are sharp and golden; Dennis's chest is also golden, rising and falling with his breathing; of course there are other places... "Fun, Alessandro?" Costacurta came back to his senses and met Dennis's slightly opened eyes. "Are you awake, Dennis? I missed my chance to kiss you awake." Bergkamp couldn't help but chuckle, and leaned forward to kiss his lover on the lips, "Fortunately, I still have a chance to give you a good morning kiss, Alessandro." Costacurta rolled over to Denis and deepened the kiss. The gold is in his arms...

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The emperor contributed a great mobile phone [dog head]

Big Eye has a short story about Dennis (Id: Yoconapetopha). The general idea is that Dandan went to Rome to play in 1994. After the game, the coach drove Dandan back to Milan, but Dandan disappeared during the break! Later, it was discovered that Dandan ran to the rest area to play football with other drivers during the break. Then the head coach discovered that Dandan was happy at that time! And those drivers are all fans of our factory! Then I feel that the fate of life is determined by its own destiny!

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