Other completed works: [Football] My Name Is San Siro, [Football] The Croatian Myth.
Coming soon: When a Football System Transmigrates into a Human
0711, a certain football System, had an accident while completing its 139th mission. When it possessed its Host, it accidentally made the Host's soul disappear.
In short, it became human and had to complete the original owner's mission in their place to repair the System.
First time being human? No worries.
Damaged System, missing data? No worries.
0711 said it had completed 138 missions and knew the lives of football stars inside and out, along with all the signs of a football mission being completed perfectly.
First of all, how could a certain site's male protagonist not have a pure, childhood-friend girl by his side?
0711 poked little Modric, clutching a ball in the tent next to the refugee camp.
A certain site's male protagonist should probably also have a gentle, cultured older girl next door, right?
After arriving in Madrid, 0711 set its sights on Guti, who played in Real Madrid's youth academy and lived next door. Then the little wolf kicked a ball straight into its forehead.
0711 blinked. This older sister is so fiery. I like her!
How could a certain site's male protagonist not have an unforgettable romance with the pure-hearted school beauty?
Look, Kaka is just perfect for that!!
And we have to get a pair of sisters in the mix, too!!
0711 nodded obediently, deciding that the two Inzaghi brothers looked like a good choice.
Making an ad and getting hot and heavy with the supermodel you worked with is a must for a certain site's male protagonist, isn't it?
While filming a Nike ad, 7011 and little Cristiano Ronaldo hit it off at first sight.
And last but not least, we need to get things going with the fiery BOSS at the top!
0711 set its sights on coach Mourinho.
0711 carries a little blackboard everywhere, with its life goals written on it.
Ultimate goal: Get some motor oil that humans can drink.
Greatest career ambition: Awaken the "Iron Underpants" and "Eternal Erection" skills. It can't remember what they are, but every Host wanted them, so they must be the best!
Life ambition: Merge data with the "female leads."
Serious blurb:
Antonio Ruiz Gierbovic, born from a football System that transmigrated, starts out in Croatia. As a boy, he moves to Madrid with his family and joins Real Madrid's youth academy.
From Madrid to Milan, then back to Madrid.
From a kid in a refugee camp to the pinnacle of the world.
National team: Croatia or Spain. CP undecided, and the specific harem may change.
Warning: Everyone gets treated equally like a girl. After all, in 0711's eyes, all its bros are the essential female leads by the side of a certain site's male protagonist.
Blurb:
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Erich Marseille, one of Borussia Dortmund's two youth-academy star players, the Bundesliga's number-one playboy, and the man who'll have to go home and inherit a fortune worth billions if he stops playing football, has lost his memory just as he's about to sign with a famous Bundesliga poaching club!
Marco Reus is the first to arrive at the hospital. Faced with his former best friend and secret crush Erich Marseille, whose memories have regressed to when he was seventeen, he tells the biggest lie of his life.
"I'm your boyfriend!"
"We're in love with each other!"
"Bayern are all liars!"
"The agent who tricked you into transferring is a liar, too!"
"The women coming to see you are liars, too!"
"I'm the one who's best for you!!"
Erich, an incurable straight man who used to see him only as a friend and now doesn't even treat him like one, tilts his head at the familiar yet unfamiliar person by the hospital bed. Then he smiles and opens his arms to Reus, who looks much more mature than he does in his memories.
"Wifey~~ Hug me!"
The male lead is 1.95 meters tall, a quintessential German center forward with blond hair and blue eyes. He can easily scoop someone up in one arm. His first specialty is scoring goals, and his second is getting (crookedly) mounted on a tree after scoring.
Before losing his memory, the male lead's life goal was to rack up club and individual honors, and sleep with beautiful women all over the world.
After losing his memory, his life goal, and the goal he'd had before turning seventeen: Take Bayern down! Heja BVB!!
His first goal after losing his memory: Make his wife Marco happy!!
Warnings:
1. The male lead lost his way. Before he lost his memory, he was genuinely a piece of trash.
2. Reus has been gay from the start of the story, and he's the kind of gay who bends around eighteen twists and turns.
3. The sports and romance plots have equal weight, but the story starts with the romance.
4. The male lead's amnesia is more like an extraordinary stroke of fate that gives him a chance to start over. Please don't overthink it.
5. Side CP: Courtois and De Bruyne.
Updated daily at 9 a.m. If updates are paused, I'll let you know in advance.
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Coming soon: [Football] The Croatian Myth
Vasily Milkovic, two-time World Cup champion and World Cup Golden Boot winner, three-time Golden Tapir award winner, and Croatian king of football, unexpectedly transmigrates into his mirror-world self.
As soon as he arrives, Vasily discovers that in this world, he is a backup player in Spain's fourth division, playing in a match called the Copa del Rey against a small team from the same division named Real Madrid.
This version of him... has it pretty rough, huh? Vasily rubs his chin and muses, still unaware of the differences between the two worlds.
But it doesn't matter! The great King Vasily has arrived!!
I'll start in Spain's lowest leagues and rise all the way back to the top-flight giants of world football: Lokomotiva Zagreb of the Croatian First Football League!
I'll take my beloved Croatia back to the top of the world!
After finally figuring out the difference between the two worlds, Vasily revises his wishes in this new one:
1. Take the Croatia of this other world to the top of the world, too!
2. Touch the club coach's bald head. It looks like it would feel really nice!!
3. Win over the wrinkly rabbit on the team, who's so fun to pet and cuddle!!!
National team: Croatia. CP: Modric. The main focus is the sports plot.
Coming soon: When a Football System Transmigrates into a Human
A certain site's football System 0711 had an accident while completing its 139th mission. When it possessed its Host, it accidentally made the Host's soul disappear.
In short, it became human and had to complete the original owner's mission in their place to repair the System.
First time being human? No worries.
Damaged System, missing data? No worries.
0711 said it had completed 138 missions and knew the lives of football stars inside and out, along with all the signs of a football mission being completed perfectly.
First of all, how could a certain site's male protagonist not have a pure, childhood-friend girl by his side?
0711 poked little Modric, clutching a ball in the tent next to the refugee camp.
A certain site's male protagonist should probably also have a gentle, cultured older girl next door, right?
After arriving in Madrid, 0711 set its sights on Guti, who played in Real Madrid's youth academy and lived next door. Then the little wolf kicked a ball straight into its forehead.
0711 blinked. This older sister is so fiery. I like her!
How could a certain site's male protagonist not have an unforgettable romance with the pure-hearted school beauty?
Look, Kaka is just perfect for that!!
And we have to get a pair of sisters in the mix, too!!
0711 nodded obediently, deciding that the two Inzaghi brothers looked like a good choice.
Making an ad and getting hot and heavy with the supermodel you worked with is a must for a certain site's male protagonist, isn't it?
While filming a Nike ad, 7011 and little Cristiano Ronaldo hit it off at first sight.
And last but not least, we need to get things going with the fiery BOSS at the top!
0711 set its sights on coach Mourinho.
0711 carries a little blackboard everywhere, with its life goals written on it.
Ultimate goal: Get some motor oil that humans can drink.
Greatest career ambition: Awaken the "Iron Underpants" and "Eternal Erection" skills. It can't remember what they are, but every Host wanted them, so they must be the best!
Life ambition: Merge data with the "female leads."
Serious blurb:
Nicolas Gierbovic, born from a football System that transmigrated, starts out in Croatia. As a boy, he moves to Madrid with his family and joins Real Madrid's youth academy.
From Madrid to Milan, then back to Madrid.
From a kid in a refugee camp to the pinnacle of the world.
National team: Croatia. CP undecided, and the specific harem may change.
Coming soon: [Football] [Courtois and De Bruyne] Yes, We Have a Child
A child suddenly appears at the Belgium national team's training base.
A tall child who looks like both Courtois and De Bruyne.
A child named Martin De Bruyne Courtois.
A child who runs after De Bruyne and Courtois, calling them "Dad" and "Daddy."
A child who claims to come from a parallel ABO world and to be the son of De Bruyne and Courtois.
The paternity test confirms that Martin De Bruyne Courtois is the biological child of both De Bruyne and Courtois.
"Considering the well-known nature of your relationship..." The police officer holding the child's hand tries very hard not to laugh. "I suggest one of you pays and the other raises him..."
De Bruyne and Courtois instantly raise their hands, separately, and answer in unison!
"I'll pay!"
"He can raise him!!"
Having keenly sensed that his two dads don't want him, little Martin bursts into tears as though he's suffered the greatest injustice.
After a long standoff, De Bruyne and Courtois turn their heads in opposite directions, then stiffly step forward and take Martin's hand, one on each side.
Things take a turn when little Martin steps onto the pitch.
An unprecedented talent!
A child born for football!!
The next Messi!!
The next Ronaldo!!
An uncontrollable thought rises in De Bruyne and Courtois's minds: Raise this child and lead Belgium to the European Championship and the World Cup!!
Completed work: My Name Is San Siro [Football]
AC Milan personified X Maldini
A genius young striker who pretends to be mentally ill, but is actually a club spirit experiencing being human for the first time, San Siro X a devoted old captain who's also a beleaguered mother hen, Maldini
The order of the pairing doesn't matter.
Also known as: Maldini's Perfect Career
Theme: Finding your way back to what you loved in the beginning
Kevin is finished. I can imagine that every time in the future, Kugou will use this as an excuse to ask Kevin for a hug.
Dream about a forum! ! !
Many years ago, when I was young, I was still very naive and thought that winning awards in competitive competitions was based on strength. Who would have thought that many years later, after many generations of judging for various awards, I finally realized that the awards in these competitive competitions actually rely on human connections and sophistication and the capital behind them?
Al is finally satisfied and has figured it out. This is a good harvest in life and career.
Oh, now all we need is Little Rocket. You can get a ball, and then the two of us can become a real golden ball couple?
Oh hahaha. From then on, the German team added a strange tradition. Before every important game, the midfielder must hug the goalkeeper.
I remember that Er Wa was their vice-captain, and he was there for a long time, but he never became a regular. Is it because Er Wa was too funny and couldn't be serious, so everyone didn't let him become a regular?
Haha, with the current state of Al and Rocket, if the German team scores a goal in future national team games, we should be able to watch this live pink bubble for many years.
Now that the main text is finished, can the author please provide a side story where Al did not accidentally lose his memory, the two never got along, and how many years later they looked at each other in silence?
When does the pantyhose shop next door open? I've been waiting for a long time. Woohoo.
Now, hugging the midfield master has become a real tradition of the German team. I thought of a funny thing. Now that Mr. Tony has retired in the future, should the German team invite Mr. Tony to the locker room to hug the goalkeeper before the game? That would be so funny??
People's pantyhose tight-fitting cuddling relies on Lao Bi's conscience to achieve a huge success. What do you rely on for your new wide-ranging cuddling? Poor and wide, he was led into a ditch by Erba
I feel like Aier is really careless.
Very important point. Aier came out as gay in front of the captain, but he didn't tell his boyfriend about it?
Sure enough, it was Yin Bige who was secretly thinking that it was definitely not a good thing. Teacher Ding Ding was a little too excited. Haha, the reaction was a beat too slow?
The pantyhose are dingy and yin, so delicious! Toward the direction of Manchester City, give Teacher Ding a kiss...
Kevin is finished. I can imagine that every time in the future, Kugou will use this as an excuse to ask Kevin for a hug.
Dream about a forum! ! !
Many years ago, when I was young, I was still very naive and thought that winning awards in competitive competitions was based on strength. Who would have thought that many years later, after many generations of judging for various awards, I finally realized that the awards in these competitive competitions actually rely on human connections and sophistication and the capital behind them? Al is finally satisfied and has figured it out. This is a good harvest in life and career. Oh, now all we need is Little Rocket. You can get a ball, and then the two of us can become a real golden ball couple?
Oh hahaha. From then on, the German team added a strange tradition. Before every important game, the midfielder must hug the goalkeeper. I remember that Er Wa was their vice-captain, and he was there for a long time, but he never became a regular. Is it because Er Wa was too funny and couldn't be serious, so everyone didn't let him become a regular?
Haha, with the current state of Al and Rocket, if the German team scores a goal in future national team games, we should be able to watch this live pink bubble for many years. Now that the main text is finished, can the author please provide a side story where Al did not accidentally lose his memory, the two never got along, and how many years later they looked at each other in silence?
When does the pantyhose shop next door open? I've been waiting for a long time. Woohoo.
Now, hugging the midfield master has become a real tradition of the German team. I thought of a funny thing. Now that Mr. Tony has retired in the future, should the German team invite Mr. Tony to the locker room to hug the goalkeeper before the game? That would be so funny??
People's pantyhose tight-fitting cuddling relies on Lao Bi's conscience to achieve a huge success. What do you rely on for your new wide-ranging cuddling? Poor and wide, he was led into a ditch by Erba
I feel like Aier is really careless. Very important point. Aier came out as gay in front of the captain, but he didn't tell his boyfriend about it? Sure enough, it was Yin Bige who was secretly thinking that it was definitely not a good thing. Teacher Ding Ding was a little too excited. Haha, the reaction was a beat too slow?
The pantyhose are dingy and yin, so delicious! Toward the direction of Manchester City, give Teacher Ding a kiss...