All-You-Can-Read Soccer Novels 足球文量大管饱

1. 1 足 The God of Football's Eight-Attribute Modifier 足球之神八项修改器 Zhong Pingyin仲平因Danmei (BL)51k WordsOngoing You're a devoted player of the globally popular soccer simulation game Kick to Survive, but unfortunately, you never have much luck and can only roll NPC characters. So you turn your wicked hand toward the famous Wind OO Shadow. Run One: Warsaw Etude, Polish prodigy, heir to Soviet aesthetics, Lewandowski's older brother. Run Two: Evil Belgian, the second son of KWD's cyber family. Master Ding never saw it coming: before retirement, you'd still have a beagle to raise. Runs to come, order undecid 856Favorites1.6kClicks/ch237Gifts

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   I'm still writing the first story. The writing is pretty good, but the updates are slow.

2. 2 伤21+ The Injury-Time Wholesale Market 伤停补时批发市场 Gu Le咕乐Multi-Orientation111k WordsOngoing 1.8kFavorites3.4kClicks/ch1.9kGifts

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   This is a lighthearted, humorous piece; you don't need to think too much, just have fun. The author has plans to expand on some of the jokes, so I'm marking it down for now; hopefully, it will be written eventually.

3. 3 站 [Football] From Youth Academy to Center Stage [足球]站C位从青训开始 Leave a Message Here在此留言No CP189k WordsOngoing “Have you ever seen the practice room at four in the morning?” That was what Lei Jun, an idol trainee on the verge of debut, said after spending a whole week dancing through the night in the practice room. She said primly, “I want to be seen. I want tens of thousands of people to call my name together. I want to be loved by lots of people.” “Of course, I want the center position.” A certain game System heard this and immediately selected her, on the brink of sudden death, as a beta tester. Howev 2.7kFavorites3.6kClicks/ch5.4kGifts

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   The story is about a woman who transmigrates into a man's body. Originally, she was a female idol from a talent show. After dying from overwork during intense training, she was kidnapped by a system and sent to Brazil to play football. Ignoring the awkward scenes of her communicating with the protagonist and the system, the rest of the story is quite good.

4. 4 踢 [Football] The Little Things About Playing Football [足球]踢球那件小事 So Cold, Fish好冷啊fishRomance199k WordsOngoing Over Land and Sea [BG romance, an Arsenal player, Chinese protagonist, mainly from the male protagonist's perspective. Free story, just writing what I want to write.] [Timeline runs from 2018 to 2026, the very recent past. Other teams' championships will be affected. Don't read if that bothers you.] [Not a wish-fulfillment story! Not a wish-fulfillment story! Not a wish-fulfillment story!] Jiang Yu never thought his Arsenal career was some inspirational tale of a prodigy rising to glory, but 341Favorites383Clicks/ch895Gifts

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   The protagonist is Chinese, having grown up in Arsenal's youth academy, making it to the first team in Wenger's final year as manager, and later developing into Arsenal's legendary captain under Arteta. The author's plan is that the protagonist's love interest is a female player from Arsenal's youth academy, his childhood sweetheart. I only started reading because of this original couple pairing.

5. 5 啊 [Football] Wait, Was the Game I Played a Bootleg?! [足球]啊我玩的原来是盗版游戏啊！？！ Bone Snap Snap Snapovo骨拆拆拆ovoDanmei (BL)176k WordsOngoing Wait, what?! This can't be right! After getting rejected by an NPC yet again, the player finally snapped! Isn't this how you raise affection in a damn game? You just chat with them, and they enjoy it. Shouldn't their affection go up? Every time I chat with you, you laugh your head off. I've chatted with you for so long, and today you tell me you want to stay with Milan forever? You say you want to stay in Milan and forage for wild greens? What is that supposed to mean?! The player was confuse 10.8kFavorites15.1kClicks/ch46.4kGifts

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   The main character's name is Pizzaananas Delizioso, which, transliterated as "Pizzaananas Delizioso," literally means "delicious pineapple pizza." The author uses both English and Chinese pronunciations in the text, so the surname is the English transliteration, and the nickname is "Little Pineapple." Judging from the main character's name, you can tell it's going to be a funny story. [Doge emoji]

6. 6 成 [Football] After Becoming Chairman of a League One Club [足球]成为英甲球队主席后 Jade Tower Song玉楼笙歌Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted (The top tier of English football is the Premier League, the second tier is the Championship, and the third tier is League One.) Senas never imagined he would get something as miraculous as a System, especially after getting into a car accident. To save him, the System chose a golden finger that would keep him alive: the ability to earn money whenever he got injured, along with an exceptionally powerful healing ability that would restore his body completely! Senas: ??? Hello? He wasn't a masoc 8.7kFavorites10.1kClicks/ch41.1kGifts

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   I'm deducting two stars because the romance plot drags the story down. Often, just when you're really getting into the team management and match plot, the sudden romance throws you off balance. Some stories are really better suited to being without a romantic pairing.

7. 7 开 [Football] I Got Inzaghi from the Start [足球]开局抽到因扎吉 Cherish the Years That Remain敬此余年No CP60k WordsOngoing At sixteen, Renato was the pride of Juventus's youth academy. One morning, he rode to training in his parents' car as usual. Then there was nothing more. A car accident killed his parents on the spot, while he was severely injured and admitted to intensive care. The club terminated his contract. At twenty-six, Renato sat at his desk in an office in the City of London, tapping away at his keyboard in boredom. He knew he was someone many people envied, but only he knew this wasn't the life he wan 225Favorites372Clicks/ch71Gifts

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   The Struggle of an Italian Amateur Player (with a cheat code, and riches too)

8. 8 野 [Football] The Ambitious One [足球]野心家 Let Me Get Rich换我发财Danmei (BL)589k WordsOngoing Irreverent version: A mother who died young, a father nowhere to be found, a country torn by war, and a broken boy. The more lovers, the better! Better to be the other woman than the third wheel! A showdown between scumbags. Tune in and see who comes out on top! There are no forever-boyfriends, only plenty of flirty prospects. Men are nothing compared to a big trophy. Men are precious, and love is worth even more, but for the sake of a trophy, both can be tossed aside. Igor doesn't know if he'll 5.2kFavorites5.1kClicks/ch23.3kGifts

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   Against the backdrop of the Russia-Ukraine conflict, from prisoners of war to football stars, and even a collector of male football players. Truly unclean, and truly a 1vN show without any stuttering; the protagonist is a pure, ruthless succubus.

9. 9 养 [Football] The Wellness Samba [足球]养生桑巴 Nice to Meet Tiu奈斯兔米TiuNo CP326k WordsOngoing After Jim retires, someone on Zhihu asks: How would you sum up Jim's sporting career in one sentence? Top-voted answer: He's the best footballer among tennis players, and the best tennis player among footballers. Jim, who shone at the UAE U-20 World Youth Championship at just fifteen and won both the Golden Ball and Golden Boot, was seen by Brazilians as the next big thing. The following year, Brazilians saw Jim appear at the Athens Olympics. But it had nothing to do with football. That's r 5.3kFavorites7.4kClicks/ch3.8kGifts

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   The surface intention of writing about the protagonist playing tennis and then crossing over to soccer is to provide the Brazilian people with good medical and logistical support and to promote traditional Chinese medicine to the world [doge].

10. 10 专 [Football] Eighteen Years of Feeding Off Perfect Passes 【足球】专业吃饼十八年 Deputy Captain of the Rat Extermination Squad灭鼠大队副队长No CP42k WordsOngoing Anthony had a secret: his mother was a Dortmund fan. On the eve of joining the national team training camp, Anthony finally received a summons from his mother, whom he hadn’t seen in years. But on the way to find her, he ran into trouble. Just as he thought he was about to kick the bucket, he opened his eyes to see not the stars twinkling above the United States, but the moon over Westfalen the big, round one ...and his mother’s face looming over him. Strictly speaking, it was the younger versi 471Favorites860Clicks/ch258Gifts

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    Tofu Strip Sister's masterpiece: Yes, Lewandowski and Reus have a child.

11. 11 在 Coaching at Juventus [Football] 在尤文图斯当教练[足球] Chris's Love Letter克里斯的情书No CP159k WordsOngoing [Third-person narration] [Entirely fictional, no logic involved. The Agnelli family has no younger son; I made him up myself.] You are the idle younger son of the Agnelli family. In June 2018, a scandal forces you to temporarily take over as chairman of Juventus. You have no patience for this job and initially want to turn it down. But you are told that if you refuse, you will be cut off from your luxurious lifestyle completely and have to get by on a trust fund that pays only tens of thousa 2.9kFavorites2.1kClicks/ch14.1kGifts

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    The die-hard fan is at it again, creating a dream for Ronaldo and his fans: what if he had a perfect Juventus career?

12. 12 回 Back to Sixteen [Football] 回到十六岁[足球] Chris's Love Letter克里斯的情书Danmei (BL)1.7M WordsCompleted [Please read the notice before starting] “The world doesn't revolve around you.” Cristiano Ronaldo thinks that, every now and then, the world should revolve around me. If you could live your life over, which path would you choose? “Some people say I draw strength from hatred. They think that's why I win trophies. But that's not true. Hatred makes you brave, but you can't stay brave forever. No one can avoid moments of 14.8kFavorites23.7kClicks/ch150.2kGifts

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    I finished reading it in three days. The author is a die-hard fan of Cristiano Ronaldo. It's an alternate timeline where Cristiano Ronaldo goes back to 16 and reunites with an old friend, receiving a pure and innocent love. The pairing with Nesta is a bit strange, but putting that aside, the author writes really well. It's suitable for die-hard fans.

13. 13 足 Why Does This Football Simulator Feel So Weird? 足球模拟器怎么不太对劲？ Lithium Arsenide锂化砷Multi-Orientation383k WordsOngoing A System drops from the sky and forces you to play a football simulator game. But the more you play, the more wrong it feels. Aren't you the protagonist?! Shouldn't you just puff out your chest and make the Big Ears Cup and the World Cup bow down before you? What are all these things? [Iron Man]: Don't get the wrong idea, it has nothing to do with Iron Man. This is a football game, not a battle against aliens. But the actual effect is pretty much the same. [Locker-Room Menace]: Morality on a par 3.2kFavorites2.2kClicks/ch5.6kGifts

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    New simulator articles have appeared, how can we not appreciate them? Ratings are subjective, but enjoyment is objective. Thanks to the US, Canada and Mexico for constantly bringing in new football fans.

14. 14 在 [Football] Even Milan Players Have to Forage for Wild Vegetables! [足球]在米兰球员也要挖野菜！ Bunny Eats CDs兔兔吃CDNo CP343k WordsOngoing Clubs: Liverpool, Milan, Real Madrid, Milan, with possible loans Rocco, the very definition of a scoundrel in football, was originally heir to Milan's captain's armband. After playing in the European Championship, he went so far as to pay his own release clause to transfer to the Premier League. Even though the whole world looked down on him and wanted to make an enemy of him, Rocco remained perfectly calm. Football required rationality. Football was business. A player who genuinely fell in lo 7kFavorites7.8kClicks/ch23.6kGifts

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    New arrivals! New arrivals! Little bitter gourd, you'll just keep toiling away, digging wild vegetables for Milan for the rest of your life.

15. 15 今 Starting Today, I’m Playing Soccer 今天开始踢球 Zhang Dingding张鼎鼎Romance693k WordsCompleted New novel now open: The Villainess’s Quick Transmigration System: This is the protagonist of this world. You need to find a way to make a lasting impression on him. Ye Yanyan looks at Wanqi Wan, who is supposedly going to use her as a substitute and torment her in the future. She smiles faintly, then punches him in the right cheek... When the Chinese women’s soccer team won the 2022 Asian Cup, my whole family cheered in front of the TV, beside ourselves with excitement. I dedicate this story to 5.9kFavorites10.9kClicks/ch27.7kGifts

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    A rare female soccer story, and a well-written one at that, about a super striker and her childhood sweetheart in midfield. If the author had been a little more open-minded and labeled it as a no-romance story, I could have happily read it as a sports yuri novel. The supposed romantic subplot is clearly a mess, and the author just doesn't get it. She's written about gay basketball sports before, it's really frustrating.

16. 16 最 [Football] The Last Goalkeeper [足球]最后的门将 plasmonnNo CP991k WordsCompleted Ryan Beckham is far more handsome than his beloved-by-everyone father. The media speculate about him, follow him, and report on him, insisting, “He’ll never play football!” But in the end, he is the only one who miraculously inherits his father’s signature bending free kick. “So,” a Manchester United fan asks, “what position does he play, midfield?” “No.” Ryan Beckham shakes his head. Laughter ripples in his emerald-green eyes as he smiles and says, “I’m a goalkeeper.” Ryan Beckham, the la 26.1kFavorites55.9kClicks/ch168.8kGifts

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    I watched the first part after watching the second part of the Milan IF storyline. It wasn't as good as I expected, but it was still okay overall. It's like he spent his whole life grinding for Manchester United, fulfilling the dream of being a Manchester United fan.

17. 17 打 The Face-Slapping Forward [Football] 打脸型前锋[足球] Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted Coming soon: Sweet-Winged Forward. See my profile. Currently revising the story, dozens of chapters a day. Fans call Fien-Reinhardt the world’s best defensive midfielder. He’s also considered one of the finest all-around midfielders by countless legendary coaches. The day after winning the World Cup, he opens his eyes and finds that he’s still Fien-Reinhardt, but now he’s a striker on Real Madrid’s reserve team, about to exceed the team’s age limit and lose his job. Fien: “???” He’s a little st 50.1kFavorites120.2kClicks/ch154.1kGifts

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    It features the same protagonist as another book, and it's alright, a tough and ruthless German man.

18. 18 赚 [Football] I’ll Retire Once I’ve Made Enough Money [足球]赚够了钱就退役 Cream Puffs奶油泡泡No CP640k WordsCompleted [Main story complete. Bonus chapters will be updated whenever inspiration strikes. Paid bonus chapters may be purchased depending on circumstances. I'll lower the paid-to-free ratio; not buying the paid bonus chapters won't affect your access to the free ones.] Li Shu was an ordinary wage earner in his previous life. The only unusual thing about him was that he died a little too young. In this life, he's still an ordinary wage earner. The only unusual thing is that he works as a goalkeeper. His 38.2kFavorites77.3kClicks/ch103.7kGifts

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    The beginning was really good, but the later part got a bit boring. (Chinese goalkeeper)

19. 19 绿 Football: The Magician of the Pitch [足球]绿茵魔术师 Zhou Rujiang周入江No CP2.5M WordsCompleted [Main story complete, with bonus chapters updated from time to time. You don't need to know anything about soccer to enjoy this!] Teodoro Finis was born rebellious. He was a player who gave countless coaches headaches, and fans both loved and hated him. People fell in love with him because of a match, then found themselves grinding their teeth in annoyance at his bad temper. He was a dribbling magician who turned the entire pitch into his stage. He was every midfielder's favorite striker, a raz 34.7kFavorites74.4kClicks/ch237.9kGifts

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    It's very long, very much like Serie A, and the protagonist shoulders the future of Italy and is a formidable figure.

20. 20 第 [Football] The Ultimate Goalkeeper [足球]第一门神 Mercy Beneath the Pen笔下超生No CP705k WordsCompleted Ye Chun has a Door Guardian System and was planning to become a singer, but an accident kept him from pursuing his dream of attending an arts academy. Could it be that Heaven itself wants him to become a goalkeeper? P.S. My next novel is Conquering the NBA [Basketball]. Theme: Failure isn't scary. What's scary is giving up on your dreams because of it 18.2kFavorites42.4kClicks/ch41.7kGifts

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    It was a long hiatus, and the ending was rather rushed, but it's still acceptable. The Chinese goalkeeper is now playing for Real Madrid.

21. 21 踢 [Football] Playing Football to Put Food on the Table [足球]踢球为了养家糊口 Cream Puffs奶油泡泡Romance519k WordsCompleted Ryan has played in League One for years, and reckons the most valuable thing he owns is probably his British passport, which lets him earn a little more. Unfortunately, you can't sell a passport, and it can't put food on the table. You'd never guess what someone might do to support their family. For example, score 50 goals in your first season in the Championship. Really supporting the family! 24 years old, married, expecting a child, just bought a house and paying off the mortgage! In two 17.1kFavorites24.2kClicks/ch64.2kGifts

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    A simple, plain-style fanfic, depicting the daily lives of Premier League players, with a few minor cheat codes—just my kind of thing.

22. 22 领 [Football] The Soul of a Leader [足球]领袖之魂 Heaven's Radiance天予昭晖Danmei (BL)373k WordsCompleted Synopsis: From being discarded by Hertha Berlin's youth academy, to making a name for himself in a single match for Real Sociedad, to becoming the king of the midfield at the Bernabeu... To fans, he's the best defensive midfielder in the world. To countless legendary coaches, he's also the finest box-to-box midfielder. He's a shield in front of the defense and the strongest outlet behind the attack. His powerful physique and indomitable will let him fight through any hardship, covered in blood. 14.9kFavorites44.1kClicks/ch7.6kGifts

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    This author's other work features the same protagonist, but I read them separately. It left me scratching my head, as the protagonist seemed vaguely familiar. It's alright, though; the protagonist is quite handsome.

23. 23 后 [Football] The Three Great Virtues of a Defender [足球]后卫的三大美德 ExilefourDanmei (BL)709k WordsCompleted [Plot and romance split 60:40] [Younger guy! Charge in with all you've got!] [Everyday life] [One: A good appetite is a blessing] [Two: Incredible strength] [Three: Cuddling with the midfielder big brother] Arna Sinosi became famous for two things. First, he was caught dancing with a beautiful woman at a nightclub two years ago. Second, he scored a world-class goal in the Milan derby, helping Milan advance to the Champions League semifinals and becoming the hottest player in Milan after the ma 14.3kFavorites27.4kClicks/ch13.1kGifts

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    There are a few minor errors in the details, but overall it's still very good. The author's quirks are obvious: subservience and twisted love (no angst version). The indulgence of the older generation and the unbridled behavior of the younger generation create a sour atmosphere.

24. 24 最 [Football] The Last Red and Black [足球]最后的红黑 plasmonnNo CP849k WordsCompleted [b] “Do you have a wish?” Ryan, the current chairman of Manchester United, replied, “No.” “Yes, you do. You want to revive Milan.” Ryan Beckham: ? “I don’t. I don’t want to. That’s not me.” After a freak accident in time, Ryan Beckham returns to the past. The System tells him that he can return to his original timeline only if he manages to revive Milan. Ryan: “What if I don’t?” System: “Then I’ll make Manchester United go bankrupt... Mr. Chairman Ryan, surely you don’t want Manchester U 14kFavorites27.2kClicks/ch207.7kGifts

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    It's a sequel to "The Last Goalkeeper". The previous book was about Beckham's father who was a goalkeeper at Manchester United, while this one is about Beckham's father who was a key striker at AC Milan. The timeline is also moved forward because the character is Beckham's neglected eldest son. So this book is a way to fill the gap and mess with Beckham's father.

25. 25 在 I Made It as a Pro Soccer Player in America 在美国踢足球的我成功出道了 Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书No CP930k WordsCompleted ◆ Two-part series. Part one: I Made My Debut Playing Soccer in America. Part two: I Retired Right After Becoming King of Football, Shocking the Football World. ◆ LA Galaxy/AC Milan/Manchester United (complete). P.S. The LA Galaxy arc isn't very well written, so feel free to skip it. You won't encounter any anti-piracy blocks. ◆ Blurb: Xu Shi'an opened his eyes to find himself sitting in front of an old man. The old man asked him, "Why do you think we should sign you?" The memories carved into X 13.7kFavorites30.5kClicks/ch18.9kGifts

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    It's alright, a typical "cool" novel, worth reading.

26. 26 救 Football: Redemption [足球]救赎 Lu Xingyao路行遥Danmei (BL)792k WordsCompleted Pinned notice: The Maldini pairing’s IF storyline is now available. If you’re interested, check out the other Football story in my column, But I’m the Older One! Synopsis: A sudden car accident. A fifteen-year-old Chinese boy is reborn in the body of a nine-year-old Italian child. No family, no retained memories, no golden finger, and he can’t speak the language. Fino is a little panicked... Looks like it’s time to find myself a dad, Fino thinks. He turns his eyes toward Maldini on the televisi 13.5kFavorites23.2kClicks/ch32.4kGifts

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    This is the first time I've seen a "Mother Teresa" character in a football novel, and she's a rare breed of football-loving male character. The early and mid-game are better; once the relationship is established, she's not as appealing, but her flaws don't detract from her overall charm.

27. 27 队 [Football] What Should I Do When My Teammates Keep Dreaming I Beat Them Up? [足球]队友总梦到我揍他们怎么办？ Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书No CP319k WordsCompleted [Free to read! ◆ New story: [Football] Fortune-Telling as My Main Job, Football on the Side ◆ Upcoming: [Football] The Comeback System Shows Up When I’m About to Retire] ★ Enrique, a homegrown Real Madrid defender from the club’s youth academy, is a widely admired gentleman of Football. He’s handsome, good-tempered, warm, friendly, and always willing to help. Everyone on the team likes him. Lately, though, every player keeps dreaming that Enrique chews them out or pins them down and beats them 12.9kFavorites20.7kClicks/ch6.9kGifts

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    This is the first time I've seen a protagonist in a football novel become prime minister and make Spain great again!

28. 28 一 [Football] I Woke Up to Inherit a League Two Team [足球]一觉醒来继承了一支英乙球队 Cream Puffs奶油泡泡No CP623k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. Bonus chapters will be posted whenever I get around to them. Ping Qiong woke up one day to discover she'd inherited a team that had fallen from the Premier League to League Two. Her main quest was to drag the team back into the Premier League. But the club was currently three hundred million pounds in debt! Most of the staff had left, and she was practically the entire back-office team. Ping Qiong: What do I do? This team looks like it's about to go under. This story 10.9kFavorites19.5kClicks/ch17.1kGifts

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    The writing style is bland and nonsensical, leaning towards everyday life, and it features a female coach—it's quite a catch!

29. 29 在 [Football] At Bayern, You Can Even Play Football [足球]在拜仁你甚至可以踢球 PolitikerinDanmei (BL)806k WordsCompleted My completed story, [Football] The Old Boss Is My Dad, is in my column. Heine was released by a 3. Liga team because he couldn’t adapt, and with no club to play for, he happened to be spotted by Van Gaal, who brought him to Bayern. Later, his dazzling blond hair and handsome face couldn’t stop reporters from itching to pick on Bayern’s only pushover. Reporter: Hi, Heine. What do you think of B 8.6kFavorites12.8kClicks/ch14.7kGifts

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    I haven't actually finished watching it all, but I've decided to watch it all. The first half of the plot is pretty good. The main character is a pitiful girl with a crazy boyfriend, her ex-husband is Gomez, and their final couple is Neuer. It's a little cloying, but overall it's manageable.

30. 30 顶 [Football] The Top-Tier Star Retired from Showbiz and Became a Legend on the Pitch [足球]顶流退圈后在足坛封神 Wen Xiwang温希望No CP471k WordsCompleted Top-tier star Lin Qiao is constantly criticized for his terrible singing, wooden acting, and stiff dancing, but he's still a top-tier star because he's handsome. Then one day, the top-tier star suddenly announced his retirement from the entertainment industry. His fans wailed, and his haters celebrated. At his final interview, a reporter asked, "What do you plan to do after retiring?" The top-tier star answered with a serious expression: "Play football." Fans: "Waaaah, we're so sad, but as long 5.9kFavorites11.2kClicks/ch7.7kGifts

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    This is a mindless, feel-good story; it's all about having fun. The inspiration probably comes from the old internet meme, "Let the world forgive traffic and let him play football."

31. 31 全 The Whole Village’s Hope [Football] 全村的希望[足球] superpandaDanmei (BL)60k WordsCompleted A Chinese player returns to one of Europe's five major leagues after a ten-year absence, and Chinese fans start hyping him up without thinking... If you enjoy this, please follow the author's profile! Theme: Promote soccer?? 5.5kFavorites23.7kClicks/ch2kGifts

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    It's a bit short, and mainly focuses on romance, but it's alright.

32. 32 成 [Football] I Retired on the Spot After Becoming a Soccer King, Shocking the Football World [足球]成为球王后原地退役，震惊足坛 Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书No CP327k WordsCompleted ◆ Previous story: "I Made My Successful Football Debut in America" ◆◆Completed: "[Football] My Teammates Keep Dreaming I Beat Them Up. What Should I Do?" ◆ Blurb for the next story: After dominating the Premier League, Xu Shian transferred to Real Madrid and became Madrid's newest street rascal alongside Cristiano Ronaldo (not really). Year after year, nobody could deny Xu Shian's peerless glory as he kept winning Ballon d'Ors. The other stars all said, "Just wait until the Brazil World Cup. Yo 5.4kFavorites9.3kClicks/ch8.3kGifts

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    Putting everything else aside, the fact that he humiliated the Chinese Football Association alone is a huge plus.

33. 33 好 [Football] The Good Buddies Club [足球]好哥俩俱乐部 Coconut Breeze Gold Bar椰风金条No CP218k WordsCompleted The end of unemployment is taking the civil service exam. Gao Feiniao, a top graduate from one of China's best universities, had been thoroughly beaten down by society and was now officially unemployed. At last, he began to seriously consider the advice his relatives had been giving him. "You're not thirty-five yet. Why not try taking the civil service exam?" Then, at the dinner table, his younger brother produced a contract. "Union Berlin?" "They've got a new owner... Uh, he really admire 2.9kFavorites4.3kClicks/ch1.4kGifts

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    The author wrote rather casually, and I read it casually as well. This coaching piece is connected to the story about inheriting a League Two team in this book list.

34. 34 小 [Football] A Handbook for Raising a Little Demon ［足球］小恶魔饲养手册 GrassCrownDanmei (BL)68k WordsCompleted Mox is a little demon. Because his grades in the Bottomless Abyss are terrible and he can't graduate, his fed-up mentor kicks him into the real world for an internship, where he must find a stable energy symbiosis. Mistaken for a pretty, dim-witted runaway, he is taken in by a legendary Italian defender. The pretty fool he's taken in is naive and innocent, with incredible footwork, but he keeps making bizarre suggestions. The legendary defender thinks Mox must have undergone some special "traini 1.5kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch445Gifts

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    A fantasy short film about Maldini finding a little devil; a dessert-style story.

35. 35 进 [Football] Attack of the B-Men ［足球］进击的比人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)16k WordsCompleted * This is actually a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. Lars is Belgian and currently plays for Chelsea. As a defender, he’s often anxious and full of self-reproach. If he fails to win the ball, he wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep, wondering if his mistake cost them the match. If he wins the ball, he replays the sliding tackle in his head, worrying that the forward who hit the ground will hold a grudge and wondering what face to make when he sees him next ma 1.5kFavorites3.2kClicks/ch384Gifts

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    Belgian Abstract Fun Short Essay

36. 36 本 [Football] Observing How Homegrown Talent Adapts Abroad 【足球】本土苗苗的异国适应性观察 Right Claw右爪Danmei (BL)125k WordsCompleted A story about a Chinese kid who plays soccer. What would grow if you planted a little seedling in the soil of San Siro? A career that begins in the AC Milan youth academy. No System, no golden finger, just a realistic coming-of-age story, with some of the problems players have to face. The early chapters feature everyday life and routines. The pace picks up later, focusing mainly on his career and achievements. To put it less seriously, this is the product of an author driven mad by AC Milan and 286Favorites497Clicks/ch368Gifts

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    It's a short story with delicate emotional descriptions; it's alright.

37. 37 米 [Football] The Milan Outcast’s Coming-of-Age Story [足球]米兰逆子成长记 Wind Southward风斯图南No CP820k WordsCompleted This story will go VIP starting from Chapter 20 on March 20, with a 10,000-word update as a bonus. Thanks for your support [heart]! A little note: In his past life, Ago wasn’t playing a game. It was his real life. There was something wrong with Ago’s brain, so he forgot. In his previous life, Ago was the eldest son of the Maldini family, Milan’s much-anticipated crown prince, and an extreme player on the pitch, known by fans as one of football’s great “slaughterers.” The golden boy e 15.2kFavorites22.5kClicks/ch125.6kGifts

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    Too abstract and amusing, I'll give it five stars. It's like Milan and IKEA have been given a new crown prince, and that crown prince is Maldini. Even a prodigy will be adored by all of Italy.

38. 38 我 [Football] My Game Save Has Become Reality?! [足球]我的游戏存档成真了？！ Coconut Breeze Gold Bar椰风金条No CP808k WordsOngoing This novel will be joining VIP on April 30, with a 10,000-word update. Thanks for your support~~ I’m Lin Qi, a forest ranger. My everyday routine: patrol the mountains, prevent fires, and listen to birdsong. Of course, I play games now and then too. Then I started having dreams: in them, I was the manager of Torino FC. I couldn’t even dream big. Why not Real Madrid or Manchester United? No, it had to be this team, which had just clawed its way back into Serie A, while its owner wanted to sell t 12.3kFavorites13.5kClicks/ch92.3kGifts

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    Everything was fine at the beginning, but the author got more and more unrestrained as it went on, and loved to write side stories and extras. But the protagonist is the Torino coach, who can summon the spirits of the great Torino era to experience the ups and downs.

39. 39 仁 [Football] Palace Infighting at Ren: The Crown Prince Takes Charge Early [足球]仁宫内斗，太子早当家 Pine Breeze Carries the Moon松风渡月No CP723k WordsOngoing Huge news! Huge news! After years of barren soil, Bayern's youth academy has finally grown another fresh, sweet little cabbage. This talented young player made his way through the fierce competition at Bayern at a young age and secured a spot in the first team. The club takes good care of him as he grows, but he still has plenty to worry about. Bayern is full of superstars, and as a youngster, he doesn't get many chances to play. Every match, he has to sit on the bench and wait eagerly for the 7kFavorites8.7kClicks/ch10.4kGifts

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    I give the author five stars for their complex love-hate relationship with Bayern Munich. It's clear that the author has a complicated and tortuous emotional attachment to the team. I've never seen a fan write about their team and players without giving them a strong sense of magic, instead using a multi-faceted approach that is both cynicism and humor. What's impressive is that they managed to portray the strength of this Bayern team through this cynicism and humor.

40. 40 半21+ Football: Working and Studying [足球]半工半读 The World Is Heating Up世界在升温Danmei (BL)439k WordsOngoing 4.1kFavorites4.4kClicks/ch7kGifts

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    Giving Reus's childhood sweetheart a homegrown center, complete with medical services, shows the author's doting affection for Reus. Looking forward to the childhood sweetheart's unexpected arrival in the future. [Doge emoji]

41. 41 脚 [Soccer Simulator] The Life (Lives) of a Footballer [足球模拟器]脚球男的人生（们） Do We Really Have to Go to This Class?这个班一定得上吗No CP441k WordsCompleted What would your life be like if you were a soccer player? Choose your ending. Currently available: 1. Mattia Maldini (a great name needs no further explanation), Serie A (complete) 2. Yuri (a fragile long-range powerhouse), Eredivisie–Bundesliga (complete). A little angst, so read with caution if that's not your thing, but there's also a happier IF route. 3. Sosa (a humble player who blooms late), Portuguese Second Divi 2kFavorites1.9kClicks/ch3.2kGifts

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    The author has a unique aesthetic sense, and I'm glad you can appreciate it too. It's similar to an episodic drama, with one character per episode. After each episode, there's a bonus "what if" scenario—it's free and plentiful, so take it while you can, and you'll be left speechless.

42. 42 罗 [Football] A Roman Fairy Tale [足球]罗马童话故事 Clear Sky, Cloud Shadows晴空云影Danmei (BL)485k WordsOngoing Chello burst onto the scene in the summer he turned eighteen, becoming the golden boy of Rome and Italy. Later, in the history of Roma, people would always mention Chello and Totti together, like the emperor and empress of Rome, like a pair of lovers. He will spend his life at Roma, and play for Italy's national team. The Ballon d'Or trophy will change hands. Two experienced singles, both with their past love lives neatly settled before the story begins. The entire novel focuses solely on the r 1.9kFavorites1.8kClicks/ch2kGifts

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    The main character is Totti, innocent, straightforward, and a bit spoiled. If he weren't a professional player, he'd be like a proud bottom, with a hint of straight-to-gay chemistry. The match scenes and romantic scenes are about 40/60 in proportion.

43. 43 他 [Football] He's Just a Snake [足球]他只是条蛇 ExilefourDanmei (BL)78k WordsOngoing [Looks like a ray of sunshine, actually dark and brooding x looks like a dangerous obsessive, actually gentle] [70% romance, 30% plot] [Contains descriptions of snakes. Don't read if that's not for you.] Q: How do you teach someone to fall for you? A: Breathe. AC Milan was in turmoil in 2001. Starting in 2002, the arrival of two people changed the team: Carlo Ancelotti and Gallian Richter. Ancelotti brought in the "Christmas Tree" formation, effectively solving Milan's problems and ushering 1.6kFavorites2kClicks/ch746Gifts

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    The real-life snake romance continues, with the couple being Inzaghi. It's a story of a dignified, gloomy, and inhumanly masculine man confronting a rebellious and unconventional young man. It's delicious, but rare.

44. 44 皮 [Football] Pirlo's Brescia Adventure [足球]皮尔洛的布雷西亚冒险 Bao Bao Da包包哒No CP22k WordsOngoing This is a derivative work of "Listen to Cruyff and Become Milan's Golden Boy." In the 2000/2001 season, Andrea Pirlo is loaned back to his former club Brescia by its new manager, Johan Cruyff, and embarks on an unbelievable, wondrous adventure. First, his teammates fight every day for the chance to shave his beard, because they think it ruins his youthful image. In reality, with or without a beard, he doesn't look youthful at all. Second, Cruyff tells everyone to call him "Johan" rather than " 1.4kFavorites4.1kClicks/ch1kGifts

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    It shares the same timeline as another book by the author about Cruyff's youngest son's exile in Milan, focusing on Cruyff's journey to Italy to help his son and his role as manager of Brescia, but the primary perspective is from Pirlo's point of view. The downside is that the author updates the book only when he feels like it.

45. 45 天 [Football] In the Name of Genius [足球]天才的名义 A Single Scallion一之葱Danmei (BL)852k WordsCompleted * Each arc is independent, mostly featuring relatives of football players. There are single-couple, multiple-couple, and no-couple stories. * Matthaus's son, Ma Xiaozui; the Bayern little emperor forces Klose into a relationship. * The bitter little Bayern player falls for Milan and loves digging for wild vegetables, making his childhood friend Lahm cry. * The Shevchenko brothers; A Dream Left Behind at Stamford Bridge; no pairing. * Piero's son, Xiao Luo, makes a bold move into the Premier Leag 21.4kFavorites33.8kClicks/ch135.3kGifts

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    This is an amazing simulator-themed story. The author writes very freely, and you can read it to find out more. In short, it's delicious.

46. 46 足 [Football] The Football Life Simulator [足球]足坛人生模拟器 Cream Puffs奶油泡泡No CP1.1M WordsOngoing You open the simulator. [Congratulations! You rolled the attributes [Football Talent], [Born into a Football Family], and [A Talent Envied by Heaven]] You: ? [Age 0: You were born, a boy. Age 5: Your father discovered that you had an extraordinary talent for football. Age 7: You entered a youth academy. Age 16: You became a first-team player for a top club and were called up to the national team. Age 20: You won the Ballon d'Or, becoming the youngest winner in history. Age 21: You retired due to 22.5kFavorites29.7kClicks/ch79.5kGifts

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    The content is as the title suggests: the protagonist and his numerous save files are dedicated to making a name for themselves in the football world by repeatedly rerolling through these saves. Later on, cross-server play between different save files will be implemented.

47. 47 佛 [Football] Florida Has No Room for Idlers ［足球］佛罗里达不养闲人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)33k WordsOngoing Ryan, a Floridian, 20 years old, plays for Orlando City. One day, after his team wins a match by a huge margin, he swims into a zoo that night to beat up alligators and gets caught. The only one kind enough to bail him out is the Brazilian Saint of a teammate: “Come on, make a clean breast of it and you'll be treated leniently.” Protagonist: “Yeah, I've been beating up alligators since two years ago.” Kaka draws a sharp breath: “You're so cruel.” Protagonist: “If wild alligators can beat up 5.7kFavorites13.7kClicks/ch4kGifts

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    This author's work consists of a bunch of jokes interspersed with a bit of actual content, a hilarious comedy about a crocodile and his unfortunate breeder. You won't find any serious matches, but it's undeniably funny.

48. 48 如 [Football] How Could You Not Love This Beautiful Game? ［足球］如此蹴鞠，怎能不爱 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Multi-Orientation218k WordsOngoing * A collection of random ideas, short stories, strange crossovers, and rambling thoughts * There may be content that bothers you, though I don’t know what. One idea might be harmless, but the next could be a thunderbolt from the heavens, so please pay attention to chapter warnings and feel free to flag things in the comments. * Expect things like evil directions, evil protagonists, evil plots, unethical behavior (do not imitate), abstract behavior (do not imitate), boxing championships, polyam 4.1kFavorites5.3kClicks/ch4.1kGifts

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    This is how authors who create memes are: they come up with all sorts of imaginative ideas and memorable scenes. The only downside is that this author doesn't like to expand on their ideas.

49. 49 夜 [Football] A Night Creature's Work Diary [足球]夜行生物务工记 Cyber Pineapple赛博菠萝Danmei (BL)593k WordsOngoing Lance in a nutshell: Arsenal's darling, Chelsea's nemesis. Manchester United grinds its teeth in frustration, while Tottenham frets and frets. Yet every transfer window, rival teams wordlessly extend an olive branch. They're all trying to get their hands on this shiny SSR card. * As a vampire mixed in among humans, he has to be cautious and keep a low profile to play football well. He can't get red cards or swear at people. He can't punch or kick his opponents. And he absolutely can't fool 3.5kFavorites3.9kClicks/ch6.1kGifts

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    I followed it when it was first serialized, but I didn't really like it at the time. However, after more than a hundred chapters, I checked it out again and found it quite enjoyable. It's about the long-distance relationship between Arsenal and Liverpool. The author is keen on portraying the protagonist with melancholy and inserting a lot of abstract and funny incidents into the matches, thus presenting a polarized style of melancholy off the field and hilarious laughter on the field.

50. 50 小 [Football] The Superstar from a Small Country [足球]小国巨星 Wu Jiu Wa婺九蛙No CP313k WordsCompleted [The main story is complete. Extra chapters will drop at random.] One-sentence summaries from each character: Kostic: This world rejects me. I build a wall around my heart and hide behind it, licking my wounds alone. De Bruyne: What is this illegal structure? Tear it down. "So, My New Roommate Is the World's Most Socially Anxious Person" Manchester City's latest locker-room mystery: Why does the handsome goalkeeper they bought for 20 million euros run away whenever he sees someone? Milos Kostic 2.8kFavorites3.1kClicks/ch3.3kGifts

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    The Bosnian goalkeeper, despite his best efforts, couldn't withstand the onslaught from the Belgian midfielder. (Author: City Fan, passionate about building the Manchester City family.)

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