[Football] Florida Has No Room for Idlers

*Three creations if Americans don't have Italian flags. The purpose of starting with such a seemingly nonsense sentence is to introduce the following words: So Americans join the US national team to play in the World Cup! Inzaghi just received another piece of bad news. Italy, the four-time champion, failed to pass the World Cup this year in the world preliminaries and stayed at home to pick its feet. What if the Americans here do something earth-shattering in the World Cup and are suspended or banned? What will Milan do? "No kissing during the game, not after the game, and no kissing on the field anyway! Don't talk too much when being interviewed by reporters, just smile, you know? Don't smile so stupidly... Forget it, just smile like you just did... Get along well with your teammates. If someone makes you angry, tell me, don't bite people, don't bite the trophy... Forget it, you shouldn't use this, anyway, you are not allowed to bite things like a crocodile!" Inzaghi was nagging quite tiredly while packing the Americans' luggage (it was supposed to be checked, but the contraband was thrown away and the luggage was completely empty. What's going on? Anyway, it's probably just a round trip and nothing will happen... Oh oh. What does it mean for the US team to win the first ever Hercules Cup? ! What the f**k… ma che cazzo sto sentendo?* Some English and Italian swear words "Mr. Inzaghi, nationality is inherited based on the nationality of the parents. There is no such thing as putting the owner who has kept it the longest first. And wouldn't it be too disrespectful to say this? Yes, I believe you, but do you really want to claim that Mr. Ryan is an Italian crocodile?" Filippo Inzaghi came closer in a charming way, his fingertips resting on the table as if there was no trace of it. His electric eyes blinked, trying to bring here the lingering charm that fascinated thousands of women at San Siro. It's a pity that those words just now have given him an extremely stable mental illness buff, and all his charms have gone away. He said I have a clever trick that can restore our former glory to Yidulili. The civil servant lady said yes, please leave here first. When you go out, turn left and there is the Mental Hospital. AC Milan coach Filippo Inzaghi was defeated. He felt that Italy would lose because there were no native wild crocodiles in Italy. Because crocodiles mainly live in tropical and subtropical areas, Italy has a temperate climate and cold winter temperatures, so the natural environment is not suitable for crocodiles to survive and reproduce. As Italy's national animal, the Italian wolf is still in an endangered state. Patrick Cutrone, who was called the "new Inzaghi" by the media and came from AC Milan's youth training, went to the Wolves and therefore did not get a stable starting position and was not strong enough to survive. "Pippo, what are you talking about?" Vieri asked in disbelief and shock. He said painfully and tremblingly: "We in Italy may not have a chance in the next session. Pipo, don't give up!" The Yankees had just invested a large sum of money in AC Milan for Ryan, and now they jumped out and said that we want to convert your football champion into an Italian, but he will be beheaded! ! ! When the American fans heard this, they rushed over and beat Inzaghi to a pulp with a "moo" sound. Yes, American fans. American football fans. Not a rugby fan. As soon as Ryan won the championship, there was suddenly a group of American football fans in the world who had been fans of Team USA for ten years. What doesn't America like about football? Who said that! The United States team is the world's number one football team! ! !

It's so shocking and funny that I can't help but wonder about the author's mental state. Too avant-garde

Are you coming back for dinner...🐊My heart is broken

Teacher, my little bitch doesn't know how to make subordinate clauses yet!

This funny style of football is really difficult to find a meal replacement. . . Teacher, please come back quickly to update the article. .

No updates at all [poor] I will tear into the comment section with sadness [crying]

Please update. Please update. I have been admiring this article for a long time. It is really good and very funny. Hahahahahaha.

Watching it again makes me want to die from laughing, so is it really true that I won't come back?

Teacher, look at our little crocodile biting the temple [crying] [crying] [crying]

Teacher, our family still wants to learn from Jiajiaodian