[Football] At Bayern, You Can Even Play Football

My completed story, [Football] The Old Boss Is My Dad, is in my column. This story updates daily at midnight. If anything comes up, I’ll post a leave notice. Love you all! Heine was released by a 3. Liga team because he couldn’t adapt, and with no club to play for, he happened to be spotted by Van Gaal, who brought him to Bayern. Later, his dazzling blond hair and handsome face couldn’t stop reporters from itching to pick on Bayern’s only pushover. Reporter: Hi, Heine. What do you think of Bayern being called “the Hollywood of football”? Heine: Is that a compliment? The club treats me really well. At Bayern, I even get to play football! Reporter/Fans: ... Neuer, wearing a sleeveless undershirt, walked by and slung an arm around Heine, showing off his impressive physique. A little irritable, he shouted, “Get back to the locker room and take a shower!” Reporter: Well, well! Bayern’s veteran goalkeeper openly takes a shot at the team’s star striker! A new round of palace intrigue at Bayern begins! In a way, the reporter wasn’t wrong. After all, at night, Neuer always teased Heine until he was teary-eyed and could barely speak. Fans at first: What’s Van Gaal thinking, picking up a useless player even a 3. Liga team didn’t want? DFB fans later: Germany will not fall! My honest, humble, and unbeatable striker! Ship: Neuer. P.S.: 1. This isn’t a one-on-one pairing from beginning to end. There’s an ex-husband. 2. Contains lots of OOC. Coming soon: [Football] The Crown Prince’s Palace Is Empty The Perez family is determined to raise their adopted younger son to love himself first, and after several years, they’ve made some real progress. He’s heard that sex is a wonderful thing, so on his eighteenth birthday, Leandri tried it with Casillas and thought it was pretty good. He’s heard that sex with your true love is the most wonderful thing of all, so Leandri sets out on a journey of discovery. Whoever makes him feel the best must be his true love. [Football] I’m a Cheat Code Guillermo diligently completes all the youth academy’s training, day after day. To the coaching staff and fans, he’s the rising star of tomorrow. Then, on an ordinary day, a strange creature calling itself the King of Football System suddenly appears in his mind. ??? Is it finally my turn to get a golden finger? Three minutes later, his System dies, leaving him a huge mess to clean up. As the days go by, the fans and coaches realize their young academy prospect is still just as strong as ever, but for some reason, he’s turned into a Crispy Corner. The good news is that his teammates haven’t suffered a serious injury in a long time. Ever since Guillermo joined the first team, the Milan boys have all found their second wind, with no more aching backs or sore legs. When Manchester United eventually gets this incredible, if short-lived, Italian midfielder, they start to feel like they can disband their medical team. Years later, Real Madrid, nearly falling apart after an injury crisis: Please come save our little team! FP’s blowing you a kiss.jpg Theme: Learn not to sweat the small stuff.