Coaching at Juventus [Football]

[Third-person narration] [Entirely fictional, no logic involved. The Agnelli family has no younger son; I made him up myself.]

You are the idle younger son of the Agnelli family.

In June 2018, a scandal forces you to temporarily take over as chairman of Juventus.

You have no patience for this job and initially want to turn it down.

But you are told that if you refuse, you will be cut off from your luxurious lifestyle completely and have to get by on a trust fund that pays only tens of thousands of euros a month.

As a fool thoroughly corrupted by luxury, you know better than to refuse, and reluctantly take the job.

One day, you hear that a transfer destined to shock the world is in the works. You realize you might become the chairman of the club your favorite athlete plays for. Your admiration for him may be purely self-serving, but if he becomes your player, you can dress it up in a nice layer of PR.

Considering he has won four European Cups in five years, this may be your closest shortcut to success. You refuse to let the opportunity go to waste.

Full of anticipation, you start looking over the players' profiles. But what you find is a toothless attack, an aging defense, a midfield full of holes, and a goalkeeper whose contract is about to expire. Ha! Even if you've found a shortcut, you won't win the Champions League with a lineup like this.

You refuse to let the trophy already sitting in your trophy room belong to someone else.

You decide that being Juventus chairman will be your side gig, while your main job will be coaching the team. Clearly, all you need to do is solve one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten problems, and you'll succeed. You can't see any reason not to do it.

[Reader's Note]

The protagonist is not a camera. His personality may put some readers off, so feel free to leave if it's not your thing.

The timeline is short; this is a work of imagination. Please don't confuse it with real life.

The blurb was revised to version 2.0 on April 22, 2026, and differs from the original version.

Theme: May love and dreams always be with you