I Made It as a Pro Soccer Player in America

◆ Two-part series. Part one: I Made My Debut Playing Soccer in America. Part two: I Retired Right After Becoming King of Football, Shocking the Football World. ◆ LA Galaxy/AC Milan/Manchester United (complete). P.S. The LA Galaxy arc isn't very well written, so feel free to skip it. You won't encounter any anti-piracy blocks. ◆ Blurb: Xu Shi'an opened his eyes to find himself sitting in front of an old man. The old man asked him, "Why do you think we should sign you?" The memories carved into Xu Shi'an's soul immediately supplied the answer: "Because I'm handsome." "Excellent. Congratulations on becoming a member of the LA Galaxy Football Club." In his previous life, Xu Shi'an had been an obscure celebrity who'd spent ten years in the industry without ever making it big. He was good-looking and sang well, but somehow he could never become famous. Then he transmigrated and got a training System. Every day, after completing the training the System assigned, he could earn points to exchange for items. Injury immunity cards and the like weren't even on Xu Shi'an's radar. He only had eyes for things like "Radiant and Glowing Cola" and "Double-Beauty Burger"... Great, I'll train hard to earn those! Xu Shi'an: I might not be the best soccer player, but I'll definitely be the most handsome! "From a soccer rookie who could only play during garbage time to the menace of the field, Xu Shi'an's skills have visibly improved. Behind it all is the sweat he's freely poured out on the pitch. So, what has kept you going?" "To become more handsome, I guess." "What are your hopes for yourself and the future?" "After I retire, I want to audition." "You want to play basketball? Try out for the NBA?" Xu Shi'an: Should I tell him I want to audition and become a celebrity? Is that a little out of place? [Help, is something wrong with my eyes? Why do the players on every team Xu Shi'an has been on look better?] [Trust yourself, you saw right. Every time he joins a team, the players on that team get better-looking. So, when's he coming to Barcelona?] [Isn't Xu on Real Madrid now? You want a player from your biggest rival too?] [Xu Shi'an is the second Ibrahimovic, a famous nomad! There's nothing wrong with switching teams. So come to Paris, we have Ibrahimovic (doge).] [Xu Shi'an: Sharing the love with everyone.jpg] ◆ Part two blurb: After conquering the Premier League, Xu Shi'an transfers to Real Madrid and becomes Madrid's newest street loafer alongside Cristiano Ronaldo (not really). Year after year, the Ballon d'Or cannot deny Xu Shi'an's peerless glory. He wins so many awards he can barely keep up. The other stars all say, "Just wait until the Brazil World Cup. You'll be out of luck and won't win any awards!" Then, at the end of the 2013-2014 season, Xu Shi'an announces his retirement. The Football Association: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I already had Xu Shi'an under control! Other stars: Damn it! This must be Xu Shi'an's scheme to win the Ballon d'Or! Nobody believes it, until after the World Cup, Xu Shi'an posts an announcement inviting everyone to head to the cinema that summer to watch his new movie. The world of football: !!!! Are you seriously doing this? You're really retiring?! All these years of hope, all for nothing! Waaah... Hollywood: What is this? A handsome guy! Give me a kiss. Theme: Only hard work and training can improve your performance.