[Western Crossover] Neighborland's Top Salesman, but Also a Batkid

Hello, I'm a top salesperson for a language-learning app. My current job is to promote our app in different worlds. This time, I have to promote it in a city called Gotham. To make the most of the local advantages, the company forged a paternity test, helping me successfully infiltrate the Wayne Group. This is a small step for the app, but a giant leap for me. But work doesn't always go smoothly. The Wayne Group is powerful in every way, with a long history and plenty of resources. But the Wayne family really doesn't keep dead weight around. Almost every day, they put on a grand family drama. The head of the Wayne family is a playboy who seems to believe in more children, more blessings. He's adopted a lot of kids, and apparently, they're all eligible to inherit. My assessment: he's a schemer with a nasty personality, pretending to be an idiot while sitting back and enjoying the struggle over the family fortune between his adopted sons. His adopted sons aren't pushovers, either. The eldest is trying to infiltrate the judicial system, the second is mixed up with the local criminal underworld, the third has worked his way up from inside the company, and the youngest is the only one who inherited the Wayne name. I suddenly understand the playboy. Who wouldn't love top-tier family drama? But how do I explain that I'm here just to promote an app, not to fight over the family fortune? As the only top salesperson in the company, the greater your ability, the greater your responsibility. While expanding into new markets, I've also taken on promotional assignments in other timelines. Young people these days really are getting worse with every generation: incompetent and unwilling to learn. What do you mean, I can't leave the job behind even if the world is ending? What do you mean the Injustice and Batman Who Laughs timelines are no place for a person to live? I've been the top salesperson for ten years. What haven't I seen? Uh, okay, there are still some things I haven't seen. Allow me to introduce myself again. My name is Dominic K. Wayne, codename Night Heron. I'm twelve years old. I work on launching and promoting a certain language-learning app. I've already been the top salesperson for ten years. After conquering multiple alternate dimensions and timelines, it's finally my turn to consider this question: How do I balance my career and my family? :) Oh, right, our app is called DuoLingo. Interested in learning more? (laughs) 《It's Normal to Become Bros with Your Customers to Make a Sale》 《Pretending to Be a Rich Guy's Son Isn't So Bad》 《What Do You Mean the Paternity Test I Forged Is Actually Real?》 * Little scene: Little Domi: Why is this Gotham rich guy in every timeline? I need to get plastic surgery so this guy doesn't find me and hold me back... Some rich guy: (drops a pile of cash) Little Domi: Father!! I'm your son, lost across all those timelines!! *Unlimited inline comments are on. *The protagonist is sharp-tongued but soft-hearted with his own people. *The protagonist has been given a cheat ability, so the organization can rest assured. *Family-focused. The early part will probably be slow-paced, with a little angst later on. --- Synopsis of the next story --- [Western Crossover] Detectives and Phantom Thieves Are Made for Each Other They first met at school. Ren Amamiya sat beside him. A student from Japan, with a slight accent, big glasses, and decent grades: a perfect fit for the stereotype of an Asian student. Except for the fact that he secretly brought a cat to school. “Please keep this a secret.” His new classmate blinked innocently. Tim realized his new classmate had long eyelashes. By the time he came to his senses, Ren Amamiya had become his permanent deskmate throughout college. They met for the second time by chance during a night patrol, at a coffee shop. The coffee's rich, distinctive aroma drifted through the door and out onto the street. Red Robin, so tired his eyes were about to close, followed his instincts into the shop and saw a young man behind the counter. The way he made coffee was like a performance art, the aroma brewing in his hands. Red Robin almost thought he was about to fall in love, with the coffee. After that, the coffee shop became the one he visited most often. And so Tim settled into a happy life: spending his days in class petting his deskmate's cat and drinking delicious coffee after class at night. Until he met that damn Phantom Thief. Red calling cards, scattered through the air as if stealing hearts, and a Phantom Thief who shared a codename with a certain criminally insane villain stood atop a building, smiling provocatively at the world's second-best detective below. “I'm the Phantom Thief who steals hearts, JOKER.” “World's second-best detective? Come catch me, then. I'll give you the truth you want, if you can manage it.” * Ren Amamiya came to a city called Gotham with a purpose of his own, and began his college life. He also continued his career as a Phantom Thief. He went to class and petted cats by day, made coffee after school, and was a Phantom Thief at night. Along the way, he rescued people around him who had fallen into trouble. He stole the twisted desires of evildoers and made them reform. It wasn't remotely compatible with due process, but for JOKER, that was justice. Until he met the world's second-best detective, whose intelligence and determination were both maxed out. He asked his cat partner, troubled, if he might have fallen for that detective. The cat was shocked and asked him, “What about your deskmate?” JOKER pondered for two seconds, then made his choice. No choice, then. He'd have to date them both. * Written after playing P5R and finding it depressing. The main story contains a little chuunibyou stuff, but I'll do my best to make it understandable even if you haven't played the game. * A sweet 1v1 romance about a hot-blooded young couple who save the universe on impulse. * Ren has a duality of cheeky, weird banter and motherly kindness, with all five stats maxed out. * The synopsis may change. Little scene: Tim thinks his deskmate is a bit like Harry Potter. Messy black curls, thick glasses, living in an attic, and a beloved little animal companion. Besides that, his deskmate has plenty of other distinctive traits. For example, long eyelashes, amazing cooking skills, a willingness to accept any request from the people around him, and a motherlike patience with others. But his smile is unexpectedly cocky. I want to kiss him. Theme: I love work. Work makes me happy.