Report! Mimi Is Here to File a Case

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Five years ago, Lin Jiangye had an accident and was on the brink of death.

As he lay at death’s door, he was bound to a System and transmigrated to another world.

Five years later, after completing his mission, Lin Jiangye returned to the real world with a hundred billion in subsidies.

Just as he was getting ready to lounge around with his fortune, he was woken up on the very day he moved into his villa by a series of frantic, plaintive meows.

[Help! Is anyone there? Help, my human is going to die!]

Wait, how did his supernatural ability come along too? Was this the post-transmigration side effect the System had mentioned?

He climbed over the neighbor’s wall and followed the cries to find a man lying in a pool of blood, barely alive.

Beside him was a tabby cat, yelling at the top of its lungs.

Lin Jiangye was taken to the police station as the prime suspect. The broad-shouldered, trim-waisted, long-legged captain of the criminal investigation team questioned him. “How did you know the person next door had been attacked?”

Lin Jiangye fell silent. How could he tell them he understood the little tabby’s cries for help?

He thought it was a one-off, but then…

A crow came over to complain that someone had put a human finger in its nest.

A retired police dog came over to tell him it had found a human trafficking den.

A fawn came over to tell him there were lots of human corpses in the forest.

Wait, how did a fawn like you get here from hundreds of kilometers away?

The criminal investigation team at Yue City Police Department had been as busy as a spinning top lately, with one major case after another. But they got second-class merit awards! Bonuses! Promotions!

And they had one person to thank for all of it!

Lin Jiangye was recruited by the police. He directed all kinds of little animals to gather clues, and the department solved cases faster and faster.

He soon became famous. Everyone knew he had a special knack for solving cases, and that with him around, no case was impossible to crack!

The police department in the neighboring city sent him an invitation, then the Capital Public Security Bureau, and even Interpol.

Wait, why was the Forestry Bureau joining in too?

Watching others eye his man covetously, Shang Fuyan, now promoted to captain of the criminal investigation corps, couldn’t sit still.

That evening, wearing nothing but a bath towel, he knocked on the spare bedroom door.

“I have something to discuss with you tonight. We’ll be up talking all night.”

Lin Jiangye opened the door, got an eyeful of chest and abs, and let him in, dazed.

Reader’s Guide

1. This story is entirely fictional and set in an alternate modern world. Some details have been changed for the sake of the plot.

2. The protagonist’s golden finger is ridiculously powerful, in short, he’s overpowered. If you can’t handle an exaggerated story, please leave now.

3. This is a brainless wish-fulfillment story, and the author isn’t a good writer. Feel free to criticize it if you don’t like it, but don’t make personal attacks. I won’t delete comments, so if you find one has been deleted, it definitely wasn’t me.

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"Surviving with a Status Screen After Becoming the Fake Young Master"

Jiang Qingyang had just finished reading a novel about a real and fake young master that afternoon. That night, he transmigrated into the book as the fake young master who shared his name.

Unfortunately, he arrived after being kicked out of the family home.

And he was completely broke!

The good news: he got a game status screen.

Whenever he clicked on anything in front of him, it displayed all the information about that object, whether it was alive or dead.

The bad news: not only did he have no money, but his body was also a living corpse. He needed a lot of experience points to stay alive!

With no other choice, Jiang Qingyang started building up experience by telling fortunes on the street. He needed to stay alive, and he needed money to get by.

He clicked on the man in front of him. “Sir, I suggest you hurry home. Your wife is about to give birth, and she’s home alone. She could be in danger!”

He clicked on the kitten in front of him: its owner’s depression had flared up, and they were on the tenth-floor rooftop, preparing to jump!

He clicked on the stool in front of him, and the status screen suddenly flashed a red warning: WARNING! WARNING! This stool has killed someone before!

After that, the world looked different to Jiang Qingyang.

Whenever he wanted, he could see the data on everything in the world.

A person’s past, their future circumstances, the choices they faced in life, the disasters waiting for them, the truth behind it all: he could uncover every last detail.

Gradually, people around him learned that at the foot of Lingcui Mountain lived a great fortune-teller. Whether you wanted your fortune told or needed to find something, his predictions were uncannily accurate.

After Jiang Qingyang became famous at home and abroad, his former fiancé regretted everything. He hurried to his door with 999 roses, begging for forgiveness and hoping to get their engagement back on track.

But when he saw the man who answered the door, his former fiancé’s uncle, he froze.

“Uncle… why… why are you here?”

Zhou Xianyi’s face darkened, and he gave a cold laugh. “I should be asking you that. Why are you standing at my boyfriend’s door? And what are those flowers for?”

What, trying to steal my boyfriend? Looks like you still haven’t learned your lesson!

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