[Western Crossover] Do I Have to Be Everyone's Darling in a Nonhuman World Too?

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[Coming soon: [Western Crossover] Do Batkids Need to Be Everyone's Favorite Too?]

[Coming soon: And Then I Became Everyone's Favorite in Transformers]

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Story blurb: After a car accident, Qiao Man lost a large part of his memory and became bound to a mysterious System. He has to complete missions to earn the life points he needs to stay alive.

1. Autobots and Decepticons [Complete ✓]

After losing his memory, Qiao Man acquired a strange truck that often made inexplicable noises. He also happened to notice cars appearing outside his house with no one driving them... They could transform into giant robots, and apparently they were Autobots from the war-torn planet Cybertron.

The Autobots find Qiao Man deeply concerning. Unlike them, this human looks incredibly fragile. Whenever one of the heavy-handed Autobots touches him, bruises bloom on his skin. Of course, he gently tells them it's all right... even when the Decepticons kidnap him.

2. Possibly a collection of crime dramas [Complete ✓]

A pitiful assistant whose shirt is always buttoned to the very top, yet who still keeps attracting perverts. Strange incidents can spring up anywhere, at any time.

Love notes, bizarre gifts, carefully prepared meals...

The good news is that his employer is the famous detective Mr. Sherlock's brother. The bad news is that he is the assistant Mr. Mycroft chose for Sherlock, and Sherlock can't stand him. Yet it seems Sherlock is the only one around who can help him.

"You're the most delicious little lamb, of course I'll save you for last."

[Gotham] [Complete ✓]

He's just an ordinary person with no special abilities, and he's especially weak. Staying alive in a place like Gotham is already hard enough.

...So, should he apply for a job at Wayne Manor?

"Um, I... work as a butler?"

[AVP] [Complete]

On an unfamiliar planet, a pitiful human targeted by an alien has no choice but to seek help from an elite Yautja cleaner. After that, he seems to have met a human...

[RE] [Complete]

An experimental subject escapes control.

[Horror] [Complete]

Pyramid Head, Slender Man, and the like [undecided]...

[Middle-earth] [Complete]

A beautiful young man with black hair and snowy skin lives in The Lord of the Rings. No one knows if he's human or ghost. Who can say whether they're fighting for the Ring or the young man who carries it?

[Still More Superheroes] [Complete]

A superstar harassed by a stalker has a strange addiction.

Reader's Guide:

[Do not maliciously pit original characters against each other. The author is generally positive about all characters. No insulting the protagonist, no character substitution, and no self-insert fantasies. The author will delete such comments if they see them. Objective criticism is welcome, but insults are not. Please respect one another and keep the comments section a pleasant place to interact.]

[My tastes really are vulgar. I like twisted love and forced romance. If you can't handle that, please be sure to read with caution.]

[The protagonist is written as a character to be pursued, has no combat ability, and is a very weak, gentle do-gooder type. The protagonist will never unlock combat skills. Please don't mention any ships other than the protagonist-all pairing in this story. Such comments will be deleted.]

[Since this is a everyone-loves-the-protagonist story, there will inevitably be plenty of OOC. The setting is just a backdrop, and there's not much plot. It's mostly romance and affectionate moments with a negligible amount of plot (probably). Anyway, it makes no sense at all (repeat after me).]

--- Coming soon: [Western Crossover] Do Batkids Need to Be Everyone's Favorite Too? ---

(The author is terrible at titles and blurbs, so I'm putting this blurb here for now. I'll slowly revise the title and blurb later... I'm really no good at coming up with titles. I can only churn out the same kind of title QWQ.)

Wen Lai is a Chinese boy with black hair and black eyes who accidentally ended up in Gotham at the age of fourteen.

He moved in with the famous philanthropist Bruce Wayne and officially became a member of the Wayne family.

From then on, he had a guardian who was a playboy on the surface but mature and reliable underneath, and who inexplicably vanished every night. He also had several brothers with different personalities and no blood relation to him, as well as a younger brother with a bit of a temper.

But lately, Wen Lai has been troubled. His family members are all acting strange.

When he makes a phone call, his brother eavesdrops at the door.

His emails get intercepted, too. The only person he can think of who would do that is his brother, who's good with computers.

When he wants to go out with his friends, his family acts as though disaster is imminent.

He takes one step out the door, and someone beside him says, "No!"

They even say things like, "A stepbrother isn't a real brother," and "We're not really father and son."

What does that mean?

Wen Lai is troubled. Wen Lai is uneasy. Have they finally had enough of him being useless and living off them, and decided to kick him out to fend for himself?

The big Bat has been troubled lately, because one of his adopted sons seems to have gotten into his first relationship.

Although twenty isn't exactly the age for puppy love, he still thinks his adopted son is too innocent. How can a twenty-year-old get into a fight with his family over dating?

So the Bat family held an emergency meeting.

Nightwing: "It's not that Xiao Lai can't date, but..."

Red Hood: "His partner has to be me."

Red Robin: "Don't go for incest. Step-siblings are still siblings."

Nightwing: "Xiao Lai was never formally adopted. At most, they're childhood friends."

The big Bat pondered. "Oh."

"I saw him going to Arkham. Is his first love the Joker?"

The big Bat was heavy-hearted.

"I also saw him going to that famous couples' restaurant with a reporter from Metropolis."

The big Bat remained calm.

"He went to an amusement park with the Flash!"

The big Bat furrowed his brow.

"..."

Everyone looked at one another.

The family meeting was interrupted when Wen Lai poked his head in through the door. "I'm heading out!"

Then he heard everyone say in unison, "No!"

Wen Lai: "Huh?"

Reader's Guide:

1. Everyone loves the protagonist. His partners will probably include, but won't be limited to, the people in the blurb. A full Bat-family special, and the main story will have an open ending.

2. Although the protagonist is a Batkid, no formal adoption took place, and they are not related by blood. There will be no intimate contact while the protagonist is a minor, nor will he have romantic feelings for adults with a large age gap while underage.

3. My own assembled little universe, with mountains of headcanon and massive OOC.

4. The author is positive toward the Bat-family, the Justice League, and the Teen Titans.

5. As usual, this is my kind of romance-focused story, with little plot and mostly everyday life and feelings.

6. Respect one another. Don't mention other authors' stories, any ships other than the protagonist-all pairing in this story, or stir up trouble. No character substitution or self-insert fantasies. If the author sees it, they may activate the comment-deletion bonus pack.

Theme: Good deeds can change the world.