[Qin Er Shi] A Jokester, Yet the Greatest Emperor of All Time

【Main story complete 😋】 After transmigrating, Zhao Leqin keeps gesturing, half guessing and half understanding, until at last he manages to speak an ancient language with a Mandarin accent and solve the question that’s been nagging at him: Who is that dad who looks so strong? Qin Shi Huang. Once Zhao Leqin figures it out, he can barely keep from laughing at the sky: Is this unbelievable fortune finally coming my way? But when he calms down, his heart suddenly sinks: Wait, I’m celebrating too soon! Aren’t Qin Shi Huang’s sons destined to be buried alive, beheaded, or torn apart by chariots? He’s rich now, but not exactly rich. Zhao Leqin declares fiercely: Shouldn’t I strike first and kill that little brat Hu Hai? Only after a series of misunderstandings does Zhao Leqin finally figure out his place in the birth order, and realize: So I’m the succession-struggle content creator, the Fusu-banishing hero, the royal-family elimination-game champion, Great Qin’s Peppa Pig, Hu “Carefree Immortal” Hai. Zhao Leqin thinks calmly: Since I’m the danger, then I’m in no danger. Your Majesty, I’m your leaky little jacket, here to save the day! Scene One: Determined to be the happiest kid in the Qin palace, Zhao Leqin rubs his hands together, ready to stir up some trouble and test his imperial father’s limits. Just look at what his father has done: conquered all six kingdoms and unified the four seas, created the title of emperor, and erected stone tablets to praise himself for his “lasting virtue and benevolence.” Such glittering achievements will go down in history. Surely he wouldn’t risk his reputation in life and after death just to leave behind a line in the history books like, “The prince was three years old when the emperor flew into a rage and demoted him to commoner.” So Zhao Leqin decides to show His Majesty the Emperor what a toddler can do! And so, in the quiet Xianyang Palace, Ying Zheng’s furious scolding begins to echo: “You little brat!” The first time he loses his temper, the attendants around them drop to their knees in terror. Three months later, they all know that the king is all bark and a softie at heart. A year later, the entire court has heard that “the king has a young son whom he dotes on.” … Zhao Leqin smiles faintly: That’s how you lower someone’s standards, one step at a time. Scene Two: High summer, Shaqiu. Zhao Leqin repeatedly reaches out to check Ying Zheng’s pulse, stunned. How could he be cursing me for being long-winded and stuffing fruit into my mouth just yesterday, then suddenly be deathly pale and barely breathing today?! Ying Zheng weakly opens his eyes and parts his lips, his voice barely audible. Zhao Leqin quickly bends down to his ear. “I…” Before he can finish, Ying Zheng’s pulse stops. The blow of reality hits like a bolt from the blue. Zhao Leqin screams without thinking: “I fixed everything! How did I still fail to avoid his death?!” As soon as the words leave his mouth, Ying Zheng, who had seemed to be on his last breath, suddenly opens his eyes. “I knew you were pretending to be stupid!” His grief comes to an abrupt halt, replaced by a bit of awkwardness. Not fun. Can even the First Emperor lie to a child? A few days later, Zhao Leqin climbs onto Qin Shi Huang’s imperial carriage out of boredom, hoping to scrounge up some fruit from his dad. Instead, he’s caught off guard by a question. “Do you want to be emperor?” Zhao Leqin freezes on the spot. “Father?” His Majesty the Emperor glances sideways at him. “Look at you, no ambition at all.” 【Reader’s Guide】 This is a historical fanfic and a feel-good power fantasy, the kind that makes every pore in your body happy! Think of it as an alternate or parallel world. It’s not real history! The protagonist won’t ascend the throne under the name Hu Hai! Former title: What a Rush, My Father Is Qin Shi Huang Theme: Bring peace to all generations to come