[Wuxia Crossover] Has the Heartthrob Fallen Flat on His Face Today?

[The blurb may be revised again!]

The Enchanting Demon clan feeds on human love. The more powerful the person, the more potent their love. Bai Xueyi, meanwhile, is an Enchanting Demon who isn't very skilled and loves to eat.

1.

In the Central Plains, Xueyi poses as the fiance who was abandoned after the lord of White Cloud City had his way with him.

He figures White Cloud City is a long way off. By the time they come looking for him, he'll have moved on to somewhere else.

That is, until he asks the Sword God if he wants to cultivate together. Lord Ye really does come looking for him, holding a long sword to his throat as he gazes at him with star-cold eyes. "When will you come back with me to finish our wedding?"

The Sword God says nothing, only wiping down his sword.

"A good horse doesn't eat grass from the same patch twice." Four Eyebrows pokes his head in through the window. "Why not give me a chance?"

Xueyi presses his finger against the blade. "..." Maybe he should think about it some more?

2.

After one blunder, Xueyi learns his lesson and becomes the youngest disciple of the Divine Constabulary.

The ailing lord of the tower coughs up blood and asks, "Why do you keep climbing over the walls of the Golden Wind and Drizzling Rain Tower? What exactly are you after?"

Xueyi stares at Lord Su for a long moment. "Cultivate with me, and your health will improve."

The lord of the tower immediately starts coughing even harder.

Then one day, outside a private room at an inn, Lord Su hears a familiar voice.

"Cultivate with me, and you'll get better."

"So you didn't only say that to me." Lord Su pinches the back of Xueyi's neck and asks lightly, "Besides me, who else? The one from Six-and-a-Half Hall, your senior brother, anyone else?"

The back of Xueyi's neck goes cold. "..." I never said I could only tell one person.

3.

Xueyi's mother once warned him that humans were not easy to fool, and it was all too easy to get caught out. Xueyi had been brimming with confidence at the time. "I'm just trading them a little food. It's a win-win!"

Who knew humans had no respect for demonkind? They actually wanted his heart!

★★★Reader's Guide★★★

★ OOC, OOC, a story full of admirers, all for the protagonist

★ It probably has an old-school vibe. The protagonist just wants to give every handsome man a home...

★ Probably another #DiaryOfAPlayerWhoGotCaught#

Theme: Be a confident little boy.