Reborn as a Scholar of the Grove of Epiphany, but Dropped in the Wrong Place [Honkai: Star Rail]

[Anti-piracy measures are now at 50%. If your purchase ratio is too low, you can wait 24 hours. Remember to check the content warnings below the blurb.] As the title says, that's it. I don't know why I became that scholar, Anaxagoras, but that's not the point. I thought I'd land in Amphoreus. Failing that, I figured it would at least be the Black Tide. If all else failed, you could've dropped me somewhere near Amphoreus. But instead, I ended up in the Second War of Abundance. :-D Thanks a lot, Aha. You sent me straight back seven hundred years. The plot is nowhere in sight, and whether I'll even be alive by then is another question. Actually, can dead people die again? (cheerfully) 11111 Being dropped onto a battlefield would be bad enough, but right now I'm in the water, shampooing my hair for the second time. The culprits are staring at each other in front of me, heads bowed guiltily. Ha ha. Let it all burn. I'm tired. Here's the blurb for the upcoming story: "The Whole Group Transmigrated, But to the Wrong Place" Anaxa: I'll never laugh again. :D If he could turn back time, Anaxa swears he would never have agreed to Aglaea's request to cosplay in a stage play at an anime convention, all for the sake of research funding. Before they set out, those money-draining students even talked him into drawing a spell on the back of his hand. Well, now they've transmigrated, and the whole lot of them are stuck inside his head. Anaxa, who landed straight in prison, sneered and spent three hours ranting in the group chat in his head. The culprit, Aglaea, stayed quiet. The instigator, Tizocic, guiltily said nothing. The students who got the worst of his scolding, Bai'e, Tribbie, and Castorice: We're sorry! They had no idea they'd transmigrate! Cipher, Mydei, Hysilens, and the others didn't dare irritate their current breadwinners. Anaxa: All right, can everyone tell me how I'm supposed to get out of this so-called prison for people with special abilities? Is he supposed to do it, a delicate scholar? Then they're invincible. Aglaea: Want to try picking the lock with my gold thread? Cipher: Too bad I can't come out to help. The others, who hadn't put any points into that skill, fell into thought, then offered some terrible advice: Try taking out your gun and shooting the lock. Anaxa, who shot the lock apart only to run straight into the prison warden: :-D What the hell? You've transmigrated, but this dumbass's terrible luck is still going strong? Content warnings for this story: 1. There won't be much Amphoreus plot. I expect it'll all show up in the extras. The other people who appear in Chapter One were only called in to perform in the stage play, so don't take what they say seriously. 2. Chapter One has some very obvious Honkai: Star Rail jokes. I expect I'll be unable to resist jokes about other games later, too. If that bothers you, run now. The author is a lunatic. 3. This is not a serious story, this is not a serious story!!!! If any part suddenly gets deep, it's because I stayed up too late and got stupid, or saw something that inspired me! The author can't write profound plots like that. orz 4. The main reason I started this story was to make jokes and tell dark humor. If you can't handle that, remember to run now. 5. The author is a fictional historian. Everything that happens in the story is made up. orz 6. Lots of bugs. This is just for fun. 7. First-person POV warning. It's definitely going to be out of character. The author has no outline, no chapters saved in advance, and is running naked into battle. The plot is based on things I've read recently and jokes I've come across. Second edit: Plans have changed. Amphoreus has taken over my outline, so Penacony is becoming an extra. (sweating profusely) More to be added later. Theme: You can't choose where you're born, but you can choose your path ahead. No matter how unlucky you are, you have to keep moving forward.