[Honkai: Star Rail] The Astral Express Crew Is Saving Earth Again Today

After the Astral Express Crew resolved the crisis in Amphoreus and set off into the cosmos again for their next destination, Aha and Nous intercepted them. After exchanging information, the two Aeons sent the Crew to save a world that had been corrupted by an unknown force and had several worlds fused together. If they ignored it, it would grow stronger, fuse with this world, and eventually explode! What more was there to say? The great Nameless were on the move!! Feel honored! This world is about to welcome the famous Galaxy Bat Hero, whose name resounds across the cosmos! Hahaha... (Little Azure Dragon facepalm.jpg) Oh, let's see. After fusing several times, what kind of world still has only one little planet? ...Oh, it's called Earth. Welt: …Wait, what did you just call it?!! After the Stellaron possessed made a series of moves on Earth, only to be met by one extraordinary and bizarre person after another, she couldn't help crying out, "There's no way to handle so many people! Why are there so many hidden dragons and crouching tigers on one little planet?!!" Aha and Nous: Don't worry, reinforcements are here! The cross-dimensional summoning System is just what you need! The Stellaron possessed: Hooray! I want to invite all my friends over to play! Little Azure Dragon: That's not how this System is supposed to be used... Whatever. And so, the little planet was plunged into ever more turbulent waves The petty orchardist who had repeatedly coveted other people's fun finally became the Masked Fools' source of amusement one day. The ripe apples he was about to get his hands on kept flying away, and the Masked Fools slapped the table, roaring with laughter. Smiles don't disappear, they just move on! The black-haired, spiky-haired ninja who wanted to put the whole world to sleep with the Infinite Tsukuyomi? The Stellaron possessed said, "Isn't that just perfect for Sunday? Let's have Sunday talk him through it first. If he still won't listen, we'll just bring the Astral Express over and run him down!" Dr. Ratio was called in to help because the Stellaron possessed couldn't outsmart the scriptwriters. He looked at this group of brilliant minds who were neglecting their studies, eating, drinking, slacking off, and scheming against each other, yet not one of them thought to study. He roared in outrage at such a waste of talent: "All of you, go study!!" All kinds of extraordinary people kept falling in from other worlds, including a Class C bald hero, a fire-wielding pirate, and a shrine maiden who purifies evil. Can Earth withstand these waves of chaos and be saved? Welcome to today's episode of The Stellaron Possessed Saves Earth! 1. Utterly out of character! Constantly out of character! If you clicked on this, you accept that, so no complaints, okay~ 2. This is an ensemble story, so the Stellaron possessed won't get most of the screen time. 3. Mountains of original worldbuilding. Below is the blurb for my new upcoming story, Honkai and Genshin: Interstellar Diplomacy on Teyvat The Astral Express Crew ran into Aha and accidentally ended up on Teyvat. After learning about the plight of this isolated land, they decided to save it and bring it new hope by establishing diplomatic relations with the interstellar galaxy! The Stellaron possessed, the ultimate networking ace, called in Ruan Mei to make a movie. Thanks to the massive publicity campaign, this miraculous land, closed off for so long, was quickly revealed to the great powers across the cosmos. When the IPC saw the Geo Archon in Liyue, who could turn stone into gold and had waged wars only to protect one corner of the mortal world, they recognized that familiar golden divine power! The IPC: No need to say more! This is definitely our Amber Lord's runaway Emanator who was kidnapped! The Geo Archon: ...By common sense, hmm... never mind. When the Intelligentsia Guild discovered that this isolated little planet's tiny Akademiya held many advanced technologies, such as dream communication, that could only be invented by members of the Genius Society, and that truth and wisdom were being widely taught across the continent. Apparently, this place was full of talented people... Even the most basic graduation requirement for students of certain schools was to learn at least twenty languages! The Intelligentsia Guild: Tsk... What kind of sacred ground, watched over by Nous, is this?! There must be an Emanator of Erudition hidden here!! The Dendro Archon: ...Well... if you say so... Before long, people from all sorts of factions arrived on Teyvat, and many saw Pathstriders traveling across the land. For instance, people at the teahouse often saw that the consultant had recently acquired a flamboyant, peacock-like young man at his side. He was generous with his money and often paid the consultant's entire bill. For instance, in Sumeru, a learned blue-haired professor appeared. While researching the customs and history of various places, he often held academic discussions with scholars at the Akademiya. There were also Galaxy Rangers, Knights of Beauty, Singers of Harmony, and others. After the powers of the cosmos settled in, Teyvat connected with the rest of the universe, and its overall appearance underwent an earth-shattering transformation. Warm goat's milk, cosmic bubble tea, mobile networks, idols, and more became part of the everyday lives of the continent's residents. Many people also left Teyvat. Yun Jin, Barbara, and Furina formed a group and debuted as wildly popular interstellar idols, with one concert tour after another. After learning how vast the sea of stars was, the Adventurers' Guild quickly joined the Path of Trailblaze, took to the newly built train, and became the latest interstellar drifters! When the Heavenly Principles awoke, they found that the world had changed. Wait... What even is the IPC, and why are there so many stowaways here?!! And... Why have the Geo Archon, Anemo Archon, and the others under my command become your Emanators?! That's no way to steal people! Wait... Why is an Aeon at my front door? Don't come over here!! The Astral Express Crew ran into Aha and ended up on Teyvat by pure chance. After learning about the plight of this isolated land and hearing the gods' request, they decided to save it and bring it new hope by establishing diplomatic relations with the interstellar galaxy! Thanks to the massive publicity campaign launched by the Stellaron possessed, the ultimate networking ace, after she called in Ruan Mei to make a movie, this miraculous land, closed off for so long, was quickly revealed to the great powers across the cosmos. For example, the Geo Archon in Liyue could turn stone into gold and had waged wars for years just to protect one corner of the mortal world. How familiar was that golden, protective power of rock! The IPC: No need to say more! This is definitely our Amber Lord's runaway Emanator who was kidnapped! The Geo Archon: ...By common sense, hmm... never mind. Some scholars discovered that on this isolated planet was a place called Sumeru, which held many advanced technologies, such as dream communication, that could only be invented by members of the Genius Society. Apparently, this place was full of talented people... Even the most basic graduation requirement for students of certain schools was to learn at least twenty languages! The scholars: Tsk... What kind of sacred ground, watched over by Nous, is this?! There must be an Emanator of Erudition hidden here!! The Little Grass Archon: ...Well... if you say so... On top of that, factions like the Galaxy Rangers, Knights of Beauty, and Singers of Harmony all arrived on Teyvat. After the powers of the cosmos settled in, Teyvat connected with the rest of the universe, and its overall appearance underwent an earth-shattering transformation. Warm goat's milk, cosmic bubble tea, mobile networks, idols, and more became part of the everyday lives of the continent's residents. Many people also left Teyvat. Yun Jin, Barbara, and Furina formed a group and debuted as wildly popular interstellar idols, with one concert tour after another. After learning how vast the sea of stars was, the Adventurers' Guild quickly joined the Path of Trailblaze, took to the newly built train, and became the latest interstellar drifters! When the Heavenly Principles awoke, they found that the world had changed. Wait... What even is the IPC, and why are there so many stowaways here?!! And... Why have the Geo Archon, Anemo Archon, and the others under my command become your Emanators?! That's no way to steal people! Wait... Why is an Aeon at my front door? Don't come over here!! Thesis: Exploring the unknown is an innate human instinct.