My Sweet Online Wife Can’t Possibly Be an Alpha!

[Updated daily, before midnight~] Yanshan Yu found himself a wife in a game. His wife had a lovely voice, adorable gameplay that made meals more enjoyable, and always obediently followed him around and healed him during dungeons. After they bound themselves as in-game partners, Yanshan Yu looked forward every day to meeting his darling wife in person. In his mind, his wife was supposed to be a sweet-looking, gentle and kind Omega with a shy personality. But on the day they met, he watched, wide-eyed, as a cold-faced Alpha with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and a height of six feet strode straight toward him. “Hello,” the Alpha said, lifting his exquisite brows slightly, his voice cool and detached. “I’m Shanshi Shili.” Yanshan Yu’s world came crashing down. He endured a meal he could barely taste, then fled at top speed. Waaah! What happened to my soft, fragrant Omega wife?! As soon as he got home, he blocked the other person and applied to end their relationship. After uninstalling the game and shutting himself away for a week, Yanshan Yu finally pulled himself together and showed up at his new company with dark circles under his eyes. Then he looked up and broke down when he realized: Wait, why did nobody tell me Qi He was going to be my future boss?! - Because of his childhood experiences, Yanshan Yu has a severe aversion to Alphas. But after getting together with Qi He, he discovered that maybe he could overcome it after all. It turns out that when an Alpha is marked, he can tremble and bite his lower lip, letting out soft moans. It turns out that when an Alpha is in bed, he can be bullied until there’s nowhere to hide, his eyes misty with tears. It turns out that an Alpha wife can be soft and fragrant when you hold him, too! Yanshan Yu was very pleased. Grinning happily, he gave another loud kiss to the Alpha’s gland. The Alpha, already steeped in Yanshan Yu’s pheromones, slept soundly. He was completely unaware of what was happening, only reaching out instinctively to stroke the head nestled against his chest. [A popular help thread on a certain forum] Thread starter: What do I do if my sweet online wife is an Alpha? 1L: What do you mean, what do you do? Isn’t an Alpha even hotter when you [beep] him? (32,581 upvotes, 12,486 downvotes.) 66L: People on this forum are only good at making things worse! If it were me, I’d [beep] him first, then [beep] him, and finally scold him for deceiving me about my feelings [beep]. (25,469 upvotes, 1,666 downvotes.) 888L: This thread’s turned into a total mess. Thread starter, drink it up while it’s hot. (7,881 upvotes, 486 downvotes.) The hot thread was updated again six months later. Thread starter: Thanks, everyone. We’re together now. My wife is amazing in bed. Too bad he’s mine, hehe. (99,999 upvotes, 6,666 downvotes.) Sunny, cheerful puppy-like top × gentle, gloomy, hopeless romantic bottom Yanshan Yu × Qi He [Reader’s Guide] 1. Online game setting, with forum posts; both are each other’s first love and hopeless romantics [Alpha × Alpha]. 2. The top pursues the bottom online, and the bottom pursues the top in person (the top also pursues him again later, so there’s some back-and-forth). It’s too complicated to explain, so fans with specific preferences are advised not to read. 3. He runs, the other chases. Overall, it’s a sweet-and-sour romance about a couple going round and round. 4. One-on-one throughout. The couple only have romantic feelings for each other. The following is a preview of an upcoming story "The Substitute Is Simply Too Pitiful" In all sorts of melodramatic stories, the original protagonist has a beloved who is either far away or right by their side, along with an unlucky substitute chosen by their love story. Then something went wrong at the Time Management Bureau, and a great many original books perished in a sea of flames. The Supreme God had no choice but to issue a mission, ordering task-takers to reenact the stories’ plots. System: Follow the plot and humiliate the substitute mercilessly. Trample on his dignity, torment him body and soul, then throw him away like trash. Got it? Task-taker: Got it… I think. Some time later. System: Host, what have you done?! System: (utterly horrified) Why did you choose the substitute even with your beloved right there? Why did you kiss him? And why is he hugging you? System: “...Wait, why are his legs wrapped around you? And why does my program say the current scene has been censored? What exactly are you two doing?!” The top, afterward: (humbly admitting fault) You know me. I’ve always had a soft heart. He’s so pitiful, how could I bring myself to hurt him? System: ...Are you sure it wasn’t love at first sight? Top: ^^ You tell me. * "Uneducated star × powerful patron" System: “You love someone else, but you have no choice but to stay with the substitute. Until your beloved returns from abroad, you must swallow your pride and pretend to go along with him. Once you’ve taken control of the shares, you’ll crush him beneath your feet…” The young star did everything as instructed: calling his partner by the wrong name during intimate moments, putting gifts from his beloved in the most conspicuous place in the house, even pinning his beloved’s name to the top of his phone… Except System: “?” System: “Explain to me how these two marriage certificates came about.” Holding his lover in his arms, he blinked innocently. “Didn’t you tell me to take control of the shares?” The shares are now jointly owned marital property. You tell me, did he take control of them or not? * "Inexperienced sword cultivator × aloof, ascetic master" System: “On the day you planned to elope with a mortal, your master broke both your legs. You hate him to the bone, but then you accidentally discover that he loves you…” System: “You pretend to return his feelings, but in truth you only want to take his sword bone. When you finally extract it, you defeat him at the Immortal Sects’ Gathering, leaving him in a wretched state as he watches helplessly while you leave hand in hand with your lover…” Except System: “?” System: “Is this right? Why have you turned the Immortal Sects’ Gathering into a cultivation partners’ ceremony? And with the substitute, no less?!” Sword cultivator: “Didn’t you tell me to humiliate him at the Immortal Sects’ Gathering?” The foremost cultivator under heaven was kissed until his legs went weak in front of every cultivator there. Is that humiliating enough? * "Fake womanizer playboy × genuinely earnest, old-fashioned CEO" “You’re the notorious playboy of Jincheng, spending your days at places of pleasure, but everyone knows your heart has long belonged to the beloved living overseas.” “You only teased him with a casual remark, but that straight-laced old fossil took it seriously and stubbornly stayed by your side.” * "Nomad who strays into a forbidden zone × world-weary, sharp-tongued exiled elf" “You stray into the Black Tide and, at the brink of life and death, glimpse the figure who comes to save you. He descends like a god, gently gathering you into his arms.” “But when you wake, the elf at your side is cold and withdrawn, and says nothing about saving you. Years later, when you’re engaged to him, you discover that the two were not the same person.” * "Dark, deranged zombie × silent, strongest human" “The person you’re looking for… died by my blade.” “I know. That’s why I’m here to avenge him.” * "Unfeeling challenge-runner × corrupted infinite-world boss" “I know perfectly well that the person you love isn’t me.” “So what?” Theme: Be careful when dating online