Is the Strongest One Taking It Easy Today?

[Complete! Thank you to everyone who supported the official release! ovo] [Next story: After Capturing the Empire's General is now underway. If you're interested, check it out in my author page! Please add it to your reading list and give it a chance to build up some chapters ww] Mu Congyun's greatest wish in life was to be a carefree slacker, wanting nothing to do with the world. Obsession-born entities of all shapes and sizes drifted before him, but he acted as if they weren't there. One with its arms and legs severed threatened him viciously, but he paid it no mind. It wasn't until the day he went out to find a housekeeper and someone snatched the job right out from under him that everything started heading in a direction completely at odds with his wishes. The bad news: his lazy life was over, and the taciturn “blade” of the Anomaly Bureau had set his sights on him. The good news: the handsome man who attached himself to Mu Congyun was both refined and domestic, and he shielded Mu Congyun from plenty of trouble. At the very least, he could leave the obsessions that showed up at his door for someone else to chase off. Mu Congyun fell into deep thought. Maybe this… wasn't so bad? It wasn't until one day, when he looked at the person sleeping peacefully in his arms, that he finally realized: So this was a snail maiden delivered right to his doorstep! * While living with his snail maiden, Mu Congyun spent most of his time desperately keeping his secret identity under wraps. When an obsession he could easily crush with one hand passed by, he trembled with fear in front of it. When an evil spirit that usually ran at the sight of him appeared, he hid behind the other man without a shred of shame and cheered him on. Fortunately, the man was kind and good-hearted. Even after Mu Congyun fooled him repeatedly, he never got angry. After Mu Congyun's secret was finally exposed, the man was understanding about why he'd rejected him again and again, and stopped trying to persuade him to join the Anomaly Bureau. He even vanished from Mu Congyun's life entirely, and stopped replying to his messages. After his third message went unanswered, a red exclamation mark appeared in the chat window. [The other person has enabled friend verification. You're not friends yet. Please send a friend request first.] Mu Congyun: “?” Wait, I'd never heard that rejecting a job offer meant you couldn't even stay friends??? * Ever since he could remember, he had been a blade of the Anomaly Bureau. A “blade” wasn't allowed to have feelings or thoughts of its own. When the time came to be discarded, it was meant to fulfill its final purpose and burn itself away. Before the evil spirit sealed inside his saber could no longer be suppressed, he began looking for a suitable successor. But after the young man took him to eat desserts he'd never tried, watch movies he'd never seen, and enjoy the ordinary pleasures of life, then helped him fulfill the wishes of the obsessions and personally sent them into reincarnation, Yue Sheng regretted it. The training ground, dark day and night, and the solitary cell where he couldn't see a thing even with his eyes open were too quiet. He shouldn't have let Mu Congyun live that kind of life, too. And it seemed… he had begun to look forward to the rest of his life as well. * A battle-power ceiling of a top who only wants to laze around x a human weapon with a bizarre way of thinking, actually a bottom Mu Congyun (top) x Yue Sheng (bottom) Reader's guide: 1. 1v1, both powerful, both virgins, happy ending. 2. They dote on each other. Would you like a sweet little cookie? (starry-eyed) 3. The top pretends to be weak while secretly being formidable early on, with plenty of scenes where acting skills are the key to winning. The bottom's personality is rather robotic, so it makes sense that a robot would turn into a devoted spouse, right? (Not really.) 4. The friend deletion in the synopsis is only needed for the plot! I promise these two will be sweet together! Upcoming story synopsis After Capturing the Empire's General As the leader of the rebel party, Mu Xun had a universally known archenemy. The Empire's general, and the sole pilot of the 3S-class White Eagle mecha, Yun Yanze. They fought to the death on the battlefield. Today one would stab the other; tomorrow the other would fire back. Neither had any intention of letting the other off easy. So after the Empire lost the war, everyone waited eagerly to see how the newly crowned emperor would deal with this former enemy. They waited and waited. They saw Mu Xun put a restraint collar on Yun Yanze and force his enemy to lead the way as they wiped out a large number of Imperial holdouts. They saw Mu Xun personally raid the Empire's former secret laboratory and find an antidote to keep his enemy alive. They saw Mu Xun at his coronation… marry his enemy and take him home? Everyone: ??? * There was once an unspoken consensus within the Black Spider rebel party. Their leader was always calm and rarely got angry, but the moment anyone mentioned the Empire's White Eagle, he could turn into a demon from hell. Rumor had it that the White Eagle had once stolen the person their leader cherished most, which was why he still held a grudge. No one knew that Mu Xun really had once had a beloved person. When he first entered the Imperial Military Academy, his family fell into decline, everyone turned against him, and his teachers and friends all left. That person had looked upon him with a gentle gaze and rescued him from the filthy mire, heedless of the consequences. But that same person had also shed his disguise completely on the eve of graduation and coldly severed every tie between them. Yun Yanze held the recommendation letter that could secure Mu Xun direct admission into the Empire's inner circles. Facing him, Yun Yanze wore a faintly mocking smile. Mu Xun stood frozen and icy, clutching the bouquet of flowers he'd folded himself and the love letter he'd already written. He felt as if he'd fallen into an ice cellar. * It wasn't until much later that Mu Xun learned that after he had stormed off in anger, Yun Yanze had silently bent down and picked up, one by one, the paper flowers he'd dropped. He carefully glued together the fragile scraps of paper he'd torn apart. That bouquet stayed by Yun Yanze's side in Mu Xun's place for seven whole years. In the eighth year, Mu Xun finally discovered the secret. Reader's guide: 1. Both are powerful, both are virgins, happy ending. 2. A story about a beloved person becoming an archenemy and finally becoming my husband. They're each other's first love, with strong mutual feelings and a story of mutual redemption. 3. A sweet story of mutual devotion disguised as melodrama. At first, they really are at odds (at least on the surface), treating each other like the bane of their existence. An archenemy… an archenemy is just a wife in the making, ovo. Theme: Don't be a slacker