The Mission Failed Again

Chen Ziqing was in a car accident and became a vegetable. After becoming a Host, he was assigned missions in Paranormal Zone 120, where ghosts outnumbered people. He worked diligently and conscientiously, but failed mission after mission. His defining trait was his unshakable good attitude. 666 was the administrator of the Paranormal Zone. Ever since he took on a Host with a zero success rate, his performance had gone down the drain. Anyone who wanted to leave was impossible to keep. One day, the Main System called him in for a talk. “How has that Host of yours been doing lately?” “Very well. He failed another mission.” “…” “He failed again? Did he cry?” “His emotional data is all in good shape. He has already sworn that he won’t fail the next mission.” “And what if he fails again?” “He’ll swear again.” Content warnings: The leads are each other’s one and only! The fourth world is a short-story arc! 1. Third-person narration | Bottom is the protagonist | Some worlds lean toward realism | Some missions have very, very old-school melodramatic backstories! 2. Not a power fantasy. 3. No-brainer logic | The author’s writing is amateurish and reads like a diary. 4. Includes mystery and paranormal elements. 5. Entirely fictional setting. 6. In some worlds, the bottom has a tendency to attract everyone | The top is physically disabled but mentally resilient | Written for the author’s own enjoyment. 7. Please read with an open mind. No personal attacks. If it’s not to your taste, feel free to leave. Thank you so much. Going premium on May 28 (Sunday). Theme: Cherish life and love living. A kind heart will be rewarded with good fortune.