I Lost My Memory and Found Out I Was a Scumbag Top

[Subscribe to the whole novel for just 2.9 yuan] [My upcoming novel, Men Aren’t Allowed to Talk to Me, is now underway] One moment, Fang Keni is a police academy student receiving financial aid. The next, he wakes up in a luxurious private hospital room. He has inexplicably lost seven years of memories. Completely baffled, he faces his equally confused coworkers, who give him two pieces of news: First, his beautiful, wealthy, charity-loving wife is on his way. Second, his wife is a man. A gorgeous young man pushes open the door, anxiously asks after his injuries, greets his coworkers on his behalf, and thoughtfully peels him an apple. Fang Keni: My wife is so pretty and gentle, and he even peels apples... He’s not so bad himself. He graduated top of his police academy class, holds the record for hitting 97 points on a moving target, and has cracked numerous major cases. He can also... He can also cheat?! When Fang Keni realizes he’s a cheating scumbag, his heart shatters. · According to Song Min, he’s an ideal stay-at-home husband who can host guests, cook, and juggle work and family. Only Fang Keni, who has transmigrated from seven years ago, knows that Song Min’s husband has two faces. On the surface, he’s a faithful husband. In reality, he uses Song Min’s money to show off online, pretending that his husband is cheating and that he’s an unsatisfied middle-aged rich wife who can only fill the void in her heart by spending money, while flirting online with a bunch of lowlifes. [Bottom’s perspective] Song Min is perfectly happy with his marriage. Fang Keni is practically the model student of Husbandly Virtue School, and the two of them chose each other freely. They’re much better off than all those couples in their circle who are married for appearances alone. That is, until Fang Keni has an accident and loses his memory... Now he actually wants a divorce! Song Min: “What’s gotten into you?” Fang Keni keeps his head down and sweeps without saying a word. Song Min grabs Fang Keni by the shoulders and turns him around so they’re face-to-face. Usually, all it takes for Fang Keni to regain seventy percent of his sanity during an argument is to look at Song Min’s face. The other thirty percent comes from a kiss. Fang Keni, model student of Husbandly Virtue School, flees in a panic: Who knows what else this guy’s done besides flirting online? What if he’s cheated in person too?! I can’t sully my wife! Waaah! Song Min, left standing there: Damn it, if you want a divorce, then fine! [Important] He didn’t really cheat. This will be explained later. The original title was I Transmigrated Seven Years into the Future and Found Out I Cheated. That’s why the author insists on calling this novel “Little Cupboard,” because it’s about a little couple who are a broken pot and a cracked lid. (Not really.) :-D Men Aren’t Allowed to Talk to Me This is my next novel. Feel free to check it out if you’re interested! The year Xue Changsong is promoted to general manager of the Asia-Pacific region, Ming Tang, the young master who used to order him around when they were young, dies. Promotion, wealth, and the death of a nemesis: surely the three great joys of life. But Xue Changsong feels short of breath, hollow inside, and a dull ache keeps coming and going in his chest. Then he is reborn, one year before he and Ming Tang went their separate ways. · The young master is terrible at school. He spends every day gaming, playing cards, and slacking off. Homework? He can just dump it on Xue Changsong. Until one day, Xue Changsong stops doing his homework for him... Xue Changsong: “From now on, you’re going to study hard. Wherever I go to school, you’ll find a nearby junior college, then work your way up to a bachelor’s, a master’s, and a doctorate.” Ming Tang: “Xue Changsong, are you insane?” Xue Changsong sighs and relents. “You can ask your mom to donate money to the school, too.” · Ming Tang realizes that his lackey has lost his mind lately. He won’t do his homework or run errands for him, won’t let him sleep in class, and won’t let him play on his phone. Ming Tang drags Xue Changsong into an empty classroom. “I’m warning you, stop butting in. I’m the young master, and I, ” Xue Changsong lowers his head and kisses him. The young master covers his mouth, his face bright red. “Xue Changsong, you pervert!” Ming Tang kisses the perverted Xue Changsong every day. He pinches Xue Changsong’s ear and squishes his handsome face until it’s all out of shape. “I hate you! I hate you, Xue Changsong, do you hear me?! You’re the one who turned me into a damn gay!” Probably a composed, masterful top (?) and a sharp-tongued, tsundere bottom. Theme: Build a loving, harmonious marriage.