Villainous Life, Easy as Pie [Quick Transmigration]

[Click to read about an evil kitty 0 playing with a saintly 1]

Xie Tianyin was an outstanding employee in the Villain Department. After dying in all sorts of ways, he grew tired of a life that was doomed to fail.

He wanted to have some fun, so he made a decision that went against the organization.

He would abandon the dark side and join the light!

In the first world, the protagonist was the real young master of a wealthy family who had been switched at birth, while he was the frail, scheming fake young master.

System: Hurry, say he pushed you! Frame him so he can't defend himself!

Xie Tianyin rubbed his wrist and smiled. "If little brother still hasn't calmed down, you can push me again in private."

The System shrieked: "Who told him to push you onto the bed! Wait, how did the mission succeed?!"

Xie Tianyin spread his hands. "Didn't I frame him? Didn't he go from being hated to making a comeback?"

#Being the little brother's wife is still keeping it in the family#

In the second world, the protagonist was the senior disciple, apparently possessing a useless spiritual root and sealed away, while he was the wicked, beloved junior disciple.

System: Hurry, say he stabbed you! Smear him until his reputation is ruined!

Xie Tianyin clutched his dantian and said weakly, "If you haven't taken out your anger, Senior Brother, you can stab me again."

The System broke down: "Who told him to stab you nearly to death in his cave abode! Wait, how did the mission succeed again?!"

Xie Tianyin yawned. "Didn't he make his return like a Dragon King, even after I slandered him?"

#A beloved heartthrob's ending is, of course, to be loved by everyone#

In the third world, the protagonist was a criminal police officer framed and sent into a foggy manhunt, while he was the mastermind pretending to be a victim, a comic artist.

System: Hurry, say he hit you! Frame him and ruin his reputation!

Xie Tianyin held his arm and said sincerely, "If you're not satisfied, Officer, you can hit me again."

The System glitched: "Who told him to hit you in the meaty parts! Haha, the mission really did succeed!"

Xie Tianyin smiled without a word. Once is a coincidence, twice is a pattern, and there's no need to say more about the third time.

#Good and evil may never coexist, but he made the first move#

The fourth world...

Years later, Xie Tianyin, now the Villain Department's star employee, went onstage to give his acceptance speech.

Xie Tianyin smiled brightly. "The secret to success is actually simple: choose the right side, then add a few little tricks."

A villain's life is simply easy as pie.

* My style of sweet romance. A morally bankrupt bottom who only wants to have some fun x a top who enjoys being messed with just as much.

* The bottom's identity cards all say villain, but there are no restrictions on how events unfold. Only the final outcome matters.

* The characters aren't naive and innocent. The bottom probably won't be redeemed. He's not a cute saintly type, and this isn't a traditional healing story.

* Both are physically and emotionally devoted to each other, and each other's first love. Anyone who misunderstands this can open Jinjiang Literature City at a high-speed rail station so we can argue it out face-to-face.

* "Life is easy as pie" is borrowed from the Japanese drama Quartet. The characters' values from the show are not involved; the line is used to convey how effortlessly the protagonist handles everything.

Upcoming story: "The Absolute Lead [Quick Transmigration]"

[To be seen, I only need to be seen. If I can be seen, I'll do anything.]

Xueqing was a wandering spirit. Unlike his kind, he longed to be watched, to be the center of attention.

When an offer to play a cannon-fodder role came his way, he decided to add some extra scenes.

Script One: [Possession]

Supporting Actor System: You are a vicious school bully who teamed up with others to drive a classmate to suicide. You even brazenly played a summoning game with them at the site of the crime.

Supporting Actor System: This role is easy. You just need to be possessed, watch the others get tortured to death, and then jump off a building to wrap your scenes.

Xueqing nodded, but when he saw the ghostly shadow in the mirror, he didn't flee in a nervous breakdown. Instead, he cut his hand with a knife, fighting down his fear as he said:

"Don't kill me. I can be the best vessel."

His added scenes worked wonders. Though the protagonist liked to squeeze his neck, he never squeezed hard enough to kill him.

Script Two: [Monster's Calamity]

Supporting Actor System: You are Wang Sheng, who was nearly disemboweled by a fox demon in a world of strange tales. You're a cowardly lecher, and after a giant python saves you, you ask a Taoist priest to exorcise it.

Supporting Actor System: This role is easy. You don't know the Taoist is really the snake demon. Act like an idiot and court death without learning your lesson, then get bewitched by a painted-skin demon and killed so you can leave the story.

Xueqing nodded, but when he saw the giant python before him, writhing from fox venom, he didn't curse and flee in terror. Instead, he fought his disgust and moved closer.

"If you need my heart, benefactor, you may take it."

His added scenes had a remarkable effect. Though the protagonist liked to coil around him in his original form, he never strangled him to death.

The cameras in the movies would focus on the protagonist. Xueqing wanted to form a connection with them and attract more attention, but he discovered that when the protagonist fell in love with him, he became another protagonist.

Eventually, he became the protagonist who could choose his own scripts.

You are the center of every gaze. You are the absolute lead., The fans of all worlds, to Xueqing

* A wandering spirit who cares about his screen time x an omnipresent, higher-dimensional top.

* A slightly deranged beauty who does what he must, even when afraid x a nonhuman who gets flustered by his darling.

* They're each other's only partner, and the bottom only adds intimate scenes with the top.

Completed quick transmigration stories: "The Villain Does Whatever He Wants" and "An Unconventional Salvation"

Theme: For a better future