My Secret Crush Moved into My Keyboard

A pure-sweet little treat. The complete edition is 1.7 yuan. See the very bottom for the blurb of the new novel~^_^ * Going crazy while writing a paper is perfectly normal. It wasn’t as if anyone would see it, so whenever he got stuck, Pei Zhixing would simply start crawling around in the document in gloomy despair, using small-four SimSun and Times New Roman. [Junior brother’s sweater looked so good on him today. Cute, cute, cute] [Being junior brother’s contact is so satisfying] [Why did junior brother only say two words to me today? He says an average of 3.1415926 words to everyone else!] The trick really worked. Every time he finished his frantic little crawl, he felt refreshed, especially when he saw the little cat that followed his typing across the computer screen tapping away on its tiny keyboard too. A pale yellow cat with round eyes, looking inexplicably like his junior brother, who never smiled but was devastatingly handsome. After staring at the expressionless digital cat for a long while, Pei Zhixing calmly went mad again beneath the absurdly laughable p-value: [If I cosplay next time and get kicked out of the group meeting by our advisor, will junior brother notice me?] * Shen Yan noticed that Pei Zhixing always worked on his paper at nine every night. The reason was simple: around that time each evening, he would inexplicably turn into the little yellow cat in Pei Zhixing’s input method for half an hour. Whatever Pei Zhixing typed on the keyboard, he had no choice but to tap out on the little keyboard too. Oh, so even the brilliant Senior Brother Zhixing got stuck when writing papers and scripts. Huh, why was Senior Brother typing such random nonsense? Hmm… Shen Yan was puzzled, confused, and horrified. Could he have figured out that his lock screen was a photo of Shen Yan cosplaying? He’d hidden it so well ever since their very first group meeting! *1v1, both each other’s first and only, happy ending, short and sweet *Let’s just say the author went crazy writing a paper and came up with this!! *Maybe it’ll still be in first person Here’s the blurb for the new novel in my collection (*^▽^*) I knew from the start that Jiang Yungui cultivated the Heartless Dao. He looked different from other cultivators of the Heartless Dao. Instead of carrying a sword, he carried an intricately carved five-string pipa. His features were strikingly beautiful, and his clothes were splendid. Only his eyes gave him away: whoever he looked at, he saw the same pristine, snow-bright emptiness, like a still well untouched by ripples. Falling in love with someone who cultivated the Heartless Dao brought misfortune. Of course, I didn’t become the one thousand and ninety-third person in the cultivation world to fall for Jiang Yungui at first sight. But he did blackmail me. He sat at the deepest part of an ice cavern, saying he was meditating on his cultivation method. If I didn’t carry him out, he’d become another ice sculpture in the frozen north within an hour. If I carried him out, I’d have to wake him. If I woke him, I’d have to talk to him. If I talked to him, I’d have to look into his eyes. And if I looked into his eyes, I couldn’t just leave him there. Every step of the way, he had me over a barrel. The elders all gathered around me, warning that cultivators of the Heartless Dao were terrifying. They’d heard that if such a person fell for someone, they would kill them to prove their Dao. “Young Lord, you absolutely must not fall in love with someone who cultivates the Heartless Dao!” What a mess. Not a single one of them realized I was being blackmailed. I’d keep him for two days at most, figure out why he was coercing me like this, and then send this first disciple of the Xuantian Sect back to the upper continent. I wouldn’t let him stay a minute longer. Ideally, I’d get some money out of him, too. * By his third month in the lower continent, Jiang Yungui felt that Yan Duzhou wasn’t quite like the arrogant, wanton, and hot-tempered young lord of the lower continent described in the rumors. Only his extraordinary talent matched what people said. Apart from being a little talkative, Yan Duzhou was wonderful in every way. He spared no effort to detoxify him, went to great lengths to find him cultivation realms, took him flying on swords all over the Great Wilderness, and brought him all sorts of new and interesting things every day. It was just that sometimes… he didn’t seem very bright. Pointing at the demon they had just slain together by the roadside, Yan Duzhou looked aggrieved. “Did you kill him to prove your Dao?” He kicked the motionless evil cultivator. “Did you kill him to prove your Dao?” He kicked the fallen beast several times, gritting his teeth. “Did you kill it to…” Jiang Yungui didn’t like to talk. He only knew that when Young Lord Yan chattered on about strange things he couldn’t understand, grabbing him and giving him a kiss might work wonders. An elder had taught him this by chance while he was quietly asking about Yan Duzhou’s preferences. He had no idea how it was supposed to work. Yan Duzhou, who had been hopping mad a moment earlier, did indeed shut up, though not for long. “Didn’t I tell you last time? You can’t just kiss people! Do you even know what it means to kiss someone?!” It was only a touch, wasn’t it? It didn’t seem any different from touching an arm or a hand. Jiang Yungui shook his head and waited for him to explain. Yan Duzhou stammered for a long time without managing to say anything. At last, he muttered something even stranger. “Do you want to kill me to prove your Dao?” “Why would I kill you? If this is about interrupting my cultivation back then, you needn’t take it to heart…” He’d barely asked when the other man grabbed him by the shoulders and started shaking him back and forth. “Why don’t you want to kill me? Aren’t you supposed to cultivate the Heartless Dao?” “You still won’t let me be your Dao companion? You were the one who blackmailed me back then! Are you really just pretending with me? I knew that kiss just now was fake too! Jiang Yungui, do you have a heart? You don’t have a heart at all! …Never mind. What pastries do you want today?” Jiang Yungui: …? A seme jealous of the whole world, even jealous of himself for going crazy whenever he falls in love × a uke who doesn’t understand him but indulges him without limits () *The familiar couple’s back-and-forth, both each other’s first and only, 1v1, happy ending. They date like elementary school kids, and they’re still hopeless romantics without neglecting their real responsibilities^_^ *An atypical Heartless Dao, not that bizarre kind where you have to kill your spouse to prove your Dao *The seme fell in love with his darling at first sight and is so lovestruck it’s almost disturbing, so this may not suit seme fans. The uke is an aloof beauty to everyone else but lets his lover have his way with him, so this may not suit uke fans either Theme: Learn to communicate.