What, Do You Have a Problem with Me?

[The story is complete. Rolling around and begging for five-star reviews~ Please add my upcoming novels next door, How, Do You Have a Problem with This Young Sect Leader? and The Villainous Regent Really Does Want to Quit, to your collections~] Shen Mian transmigrated one day and discovered that he had become the useless emperor in a danmei novel. The little emperor was bad at everything except persecuting loyal subjects. He never listened to a single word of truth, but took every slanderous rumor at face value. The male lead's father and brothers all died because of his suspicion. Unable to take it any longer, the male lead eventually raised an army, stormed the palace, and turned the little emperor into a raw fish... a human sashimi platter. Shen Mian: ... His blood pressure was rising. He glanced at the treacherous minister A below, who was spouting accusations that the male lead's family harbored evil intentions and coveted the throne. Shen Mian: "Your Excellency certainly has a fine head on your shoulders." Minister A's face lit up. Shen Mian continued, "I imagine the ironclad general would be very fond of it." The ironclad general's scientific name was the dung beetle, commonly known as... the scarab. Minister A's delighted face instantly turned every color of the rainbow. The court fell into utter silence. The male lead's father and brothers, standing below the steps and having already given up all hope: ? Later, the ministers thought that although His Majesty was wise, he was... really not very refined. Until one day, they happened to encounter His Majesty traveling incognito. His Majesty kicked a wastrel who was harassing a young woman in the street flying. "What are you blabbering about? Can't you tell she's disgusted by you?" "You think you're a good match? In your dreams. You're not even good enough for a dung beetle or a mole cricket." "A toad puts on clothes and thinks he can pass for a person. You're a little dog trying to bite the moon, with no idea how high the sky is!" The ministers: ... When His Majesty insults me, he's so refined! His Majesty cares for me so much! A certain person: His Majesty never insults me... His Majesty loves me! Shen Mian, suddenly sensing that everyone around him was getting along wonderfully: ? CP: The older brother of the original novel's male lead [Warnings] [Warnings] [Warnings]: 1. This is a fluffy, sweet story set in an alternate world. Please don't scrutinize the details~ 2. There may be secondary couples, and they may not all be danmei couples. If secondary couples are not your thing, run! [Please add my upcoming novels How, Do You Have a Problem with This Young Sect Leader? and The Villainous Regent Really Does Want to Quit to your collections! Blurbs below] How, Do You Have a Problem with This Young Sect Leader?: After working overtime every day for a month, Rong Ci finally had a night off. He found a novel to unwind with. He opened it and read about the protagonist being abused by his family, then ostracized by his fellow disciples, then persecuted and framed by his white-lotus junior brother, then having his golden core dug out and bones stripped by his unscrupulous master. Rong Ci, so furious his head was buzzing, consoled himself: The protagonist will surely get his revenge later and make all those scumbags regret everything! Then he watched the male lead get persecuted all the way to his death. Before his soul could dissipate, he finally... Let go. Rong Ci: ?! Let go, my @#$%*****! Rong Ci, furious beyond measure, opened the comments and wrote a three-thousand-word bad review, politely wishing the author well. Just before hitting send, he decided to go pick up some takeout first. Suddenly, everything went black. Rong Ci: ... When he woke up again, he found himself inside the book, as the incomplete-souled younger son of the protagonist's sect master. Seeing the white-lotus junior brother bullying the male lead not far away, Rong Ci ground his teeth and rolled up his sleeves. You! All! Die! * The first thing Pei Heng did after being reborn was confirm that this world could no longer control him. The second thing was prepare to drag this nauseating world down to hell with him. When his foolish junior brother put on a clumsy act to frame him, Pei Heng slowly smiled. He had yet to decide whether to break the junior brother's legs or dig out his golden core when the boy suddenly flew into the air right in front of him. He flew... So very, very high. Pei Heng: ? "What are you looking at?" The sect master's handsome but dim-witted younger son withdrew his hand and glared at him. "Do you have a problem?" If Mr. Let-It-Go starts acting like a saint, Rong Ci will beat him too! Pei Heng: ??? * [Pei Heng's Rebirth Diary] Day 1: Plan to destroy the world Day 30: Found some interesting things. Put the plan on hold Day 150: Rong Ci kept looking at me today. If he suddenly says he has feelings for me, should I accept? Day 200: Getting a little impatient. Why hasn't Rong Ci said anything? Do I need to make the first move? Day 354: Rong Ci found my diary. He told me to go sleep in the study tonight P.S. Rong Ci didn't hit me. He really is deeply in love with me! :) The Villainous Regent Really Does Want to Quit: After working like a corporate slave for two years, Pei Ning transmigrated. He became the villainous regent in a novel, a man who wielded absolute power and didn't even take the emperor seriously. Pei Ning: Huh? Me? Pei Ning looked down excitedly and saw a mountain of memorials piled on the desk. In the novel, almost all matters of state were personally decided by the regent. These weren't just memorials, they were the very symbols of his overwhelming power! Pei Ning: ... He wanted to quit, now, right this instant! * At court, the young emperor sat silently on the dragon throne. He was the Son of Heaven, yet everyone watched the regent's expression. Even the memorials he was allowed to read were all trivial! After returning to his palace, the emperor angrily opened one and found it full of reports about floods in the south. Emperor: ? What, had the regent picked up the wrong memorial today? He opened another. It concerned a case of officials embezzling funds. The emperor eyed it warily, certain there had to be a scheme behind this. Meanwhile, at the regent's manor, Pei Ning circled a memorial full of meaningless pleasantries. Ten minutes later, he cheerfully declared, unilaterally, that he was officially off work for the day. The emperor in the book seemed to love reviewing memorials. Let the capable do more. That way, both he and the emperor would have a bright future. Perfect. As the memorials on the emperor's desk kept piling up, His Majesty grew more and more exhausted, and became convinced that the regent must be plotting something in secret. He even used his long-hidden network of agents to investigate the regent's daily life. That very night, a report arrived on the emperor's desk detailing the regent's outing with a newly made friend. The emperor said nothing. The next day, he assigned countless tasks to the regent's new friend. On the third day, among the memorials sent by the regent, the emperor spotted a familiar-looking document that had been slipped in unnoticed... Emperor: ?! * The daily intrigues of being a villain were unbearable. After thinking it over day and night, Pei Ning seized his chance when the emperor was attacked, staged his own death, and made his escape. He found a place with beautiful scenery and began enjoying his retirement. But less than a month into lying flat, he was suddenly kidnapped. Pei Ning: ? His former work partner, now his kidnapper, sat opposite him with bloodshot eyes and gritted teeth. "Your Highness the Regent, you've certainly made me work hard to find you." Pei Ning: If I say I've lost my memory, will you believe me? Wait, even if you don't believe me, why are you taking my clothes off?! Theme: Reject self-inflicted pressure and be yourself again