I Rely on Bullet Comments to Fight Treacherous Ministers

[My New Novel, Turning a Loyal Hunk into a Male Ghost, Is Now Open. Please Add It to Your Reading List!] Zhao Chengjing is a puppet emperor. Across three lifetimes, he has never managed to save the loyal ministers who were framed by his maternal uncle. Reborn once again, he goes straight into full-blown lunatic mode! The top general? Bring him into the palace as a consort! The Minister of War? Exile him to the frontier! Before his maternal uncle can act, he takes the initiative and “persecutes” most of the loyal ministers himself. The Duke of the State is very pleased. The old ministers weep bitterly. But later, when the Duke of the State raises an army in rebellion and reaches the capital, Lord Yun, who has spent every night singing and reveling with Zhao Chengjing, holds the pass alone and slaughters the enemy until not one is left standing. The ministers Zhao Chengjing exiled return to the capital with supplies and provisions. Envoys from allied states offer gold, silver, and warhorses to help him put down the rebellion. Everyone says in unison: “If not for His Majesty, we would all be dead!” Zhao Chengjing replies, “Thanks for asking. It was all for the sake of the show.” The scrolling comments appear before his eyes: “Hehe, General Zhan is so handsome! I want to see General Zhan’s abs!” “The little emperor is such a bottom. Can we pin him down?” “Did Jingjing get pinned down today? Waiting for an update!” You brazen commoners! How greedy can you get? System: The number of comments is closely tied to the Host’s lifespan. Please do your best to satisfy your fans’ requests! Zhao Chengjing: Even if I die coughing up blood, I will never become a man who loves men! After one night of passion Zhao Chengjing: What kind of miserable lives were those first few lifetimes? * When the young prince ascended the throne, the court was in turmoil. The veteran general Zhan, a loyal minister of three generations, resolutely separated his twin sons and raised them apart. One became the top general in the empire, while the other became his shadow. For nineteen years, no one in the realm knew that the undefeated General Zhan was actually two people. Zhan Yunlie takes his twin’s place as a palace consort, intending to catch a glimpse of the emperor who ruined his life by forcing him to hide, then make his escape. But the emperor is nothing like the cruel, foolish tyrant of the rumors. He treats the worthy with respect, risks his life to visit Zhan Yunlie in prison, takes his hand and promises him everlasting fame, and even says, “I cannot do without you.” Zhan Yunlie has spent his whole life as someone else’s shadow. For the first time, he feels the warmth of the light. Zhan Yunlie smiles. “Are you sure I’m the one you need?” Zhao Chengjing gazes at him intently. “I’m sure.” If that’s the case, then don’t even think about escaping from my side for the rest of your life. A brooding, sharp-tongued, possessive top × an ambitious emperor bottom who plays the pig to eat the tiger The political plot and romance receive equal attention. This veteran author guarantees a completed story with no rushed or disappointing ending. Please add my new novel to your reading list: Being My Ex-Boyfriend’s Younger Brother, a sweet story about rekindled love. Blurb: Shi Yu is a notorious, wealthy playboy. For the first time in his life, he wants to marry someone, but a car swerves into his lane and hits him so hard his pride is left in pieces. “You’re my most cherished friend.” “I hope we won’t interfere in each other’s private lives.” Fine, fine. All those thoughtful check-ins over two years went straight to the dogs. He went to a bar and drank himself senseless, then, still hungover, found a woman to pretend to be his girlfriend. His “make him jealous” plan did absolutely nothing. Jiang Huaichuan suddenly went crazy, handcuffed him at home for a whole day and night, then left without a word. Seven years later, after a car accident, his soul ends up in Jiang Huaichuan’s younger brother’s body. He hears that bastard shamelessly rewriting the past with a “heartbroken” expression. “Shi Yu and I used to date.” “He was the one who dumped me.” Shi Yu nearly bursts out laughing. Swerving around to make a U-turn? What a despicable move! * After meeting Shi Yu, Jiang Huaichuan knew that he would never be able to look away from him for the rest of his life. Shi Yu was perfect in every way, except he never stayed for anyone. Jiang Huaichuan knew he wasn’t special, and he didn’t want to be a boyfriend who could be abandoned at any moment, so he always held himself back and never crossed the line. When he heard Shi Yu was drinking himself into oblivion, he was frantic. Like a mother protecting her cub, he gathered Shi Yu into his arms and shielded him from a pack of wolves. Shi Yu’s eyes were red. “I’m sure I could love you for the rest of my life. Do you dare love me, even once?” His restraint snapped. Even if it was only once, he wanted to have Shi Yu. After a night of tenderness, Shi Yu put an arm around his new flame and introduced her. “My new girlfriend. Aren’t you my buddy? Give her your approval.” Sure enough, a playboy turning over a new leaf was all an act. * “Jiang Huaichuan, do you know how many people would kill for a single glance from me? You never fight or make a move, so why should you get my special treatment?” “Please give me your special treatment.” “Wrong. You’re supposed to fight for it.” A hot-tempered bottom who sometimes goes crazy and is good at training people × a restrained, patient top who can drive himself mad Theme: The future is ours to create.