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Gu Mian wakes up one day to discover that he's transmigrated into a novel as its outrageously cool, impossibly awesome male lead...
...or rather, the male lead's mascot.
A little koi fish.
In the book, he's one of the male lead's golden fingers, naturally blessed with good luck, an indispensable tool fish on the male lead's path to becoming emperor.
The only problem is that his ending isn't so great.
Because he's so famous, the male lead's villainous tyrant of an older brother sends people to bring the koi and its bowl to the palace, where it becomes... braised carp.
Then it's "bestowed" upon the male lead, who came to the palace to ask for the fish.
Under the tyrant's oppression, the male lead, who never wanted the throne in the first place, can no longer stand it and ultimately launches a coup to seize power.
Thinking about his own future, Gu Mian is so worried that his scales nearly fall off. Then he looks up and sees a man in a dragon robe staring at him expressionlessly.
Gu Mian: !!!
The little koi timidly blows a round, pretty bubble, hoping the great villain will understand his friendly signal.
The bubble pops, splashing water onto the great villain's clothes.
The great villain's face darkens.
Looking at the legendary tyrant who kills without batting an eye, Gu Mian flips belly-up: I'm dead.
To avoid becoming braised carp, sweet-and-sour fish, crispy fried fish, or pickled cabbage fish, Gu Mian begins his humble life as an office drone, doing everything he can to please the big boss.
All he wants is not to get eaten.
But... did he maybe try a little too hard?
Gu Mian looks at the tyrant, whose gaze is gradually turning strange, and worriedly swishes his tail.
Both leads are virgins, one-on-one, happy ending, sweet fluff.
[Important content warning]:
1. A sweet, fictional setting with lots of original worldbuilding. Please don't overanalyze it.
2. The seme is an emperor from ancient times. He has proper morals, but can also act like a childish schoolboy.
3. Important! There is a secondary couple. If you dislike secondary couples, run! Their scenes are mostly in the free chapters, so chapters 19-22 feature them more heavily. For their romance and ending, see the extra chapters, which are marked in the titles. If you don't want to read about them, be careful not to buy too many chapters.
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Do You Have a Problem with Me, Your Majesty?:
Shen Mian transmigrates one day and discovers he has become the useless emperor in a danmei novel.
The young emperor is incompetent at everything except persecuting loyal officials.
He never listens to the truth and believes every slanderous word he hears.
The protagonist seme's father and brothers all die because of his suspicions. Unable to endure it any longer, the protagonist eventually raises an army and storms the palace, turning the young emperor into a raw fish... a raw human slice.
Shen Mian: ...
My blood pressure is rising.
He looks at Minister A, who's standing below, spitting and ranting as he accuses the protagonist seme's family of disloyalty and scheming to usurp the throne.
Shen Mian: "My dear minister certainly has a fine mind."
Minister A beams.
Shen Mian continues: "I bet the armored general would like you very much."
The armored general, scientific name dung beetle, commonly known as... a shit-rolling beetle.
Minister A's delighted face instantly turns every shade of the rainbow.
The court falls silent.
The protagonist seme's father and brothers, standing below the steps and already resigned to their fate: ?
Later, the ministers decide that His Majesty is indeed wise, but...
he really isn't very refined.
Until one day, they happen upon His Majesty on an incognito visit.
His Majesty kicks a spoiled young noble who is harassing a woman in the street into the air. "What are you blabbering about? Can't you tell she finds you disgusting?"
"And you're a good match? Match your head! You're not even worthy of a dung beetle or a mole cricket."
"A toad puts on clothes and thinks it can pass for a person. You're a dog barking at the moon, completely unaware of your own insignificance!"
The minister: ...
His Majesty is so refined when he insults me!
His Majesty cares so much about me!
A certain someone: His Majesty never insults me...
His Majesty loves me!
Couple: The older brother of the original novel's protagonist seme. A silly, sweet romance.
Fellow Daoist, Interested in a New Job?:
Shen Qingzhou has spent decades cultivating diligently in the world of cultivation. He's on the verge of becoming an elder of his sect and reaching the pinnacle of success, when a bolt of lightning strikes him and sends him back on the day of the Three Realms Tournament.
Shen Qingzhou: !!!
His wealth and glory, ahhh!
But...
When he turns and sees all the people from the cultivation world who were struck and sent back with him, Shen Qingzhou gives a mysterious smile:
Isn't his wealth and glory right here?
On the first day, Shen Qingzhou patiently coaxes a fellow Daoist from the demon tribe: "Of course! You won't have to worry about three meals a day, you'll get personal service every day, and countless people will admire your heroic bearing!"
"Payment? No need to be so formal... Just let me take a look at what's in your storage ring."
After sending his delighted demon-tribe friend off to the zoo, on the second day he addresses a fellow Daoist from the Hehuan Sect with impassioned enthusiasm: "What's the point of having a few dozen people like you? The world has changed!"
"Let's start with a little goal: to become the dream of three hundred million young men!"
"Training costs? We're practically family... I'll give you half off. One hundred thousand spirit stones. How does that sound?"
After taking his ambitious friend from the Hehuan Sect to a training camp, on the third day Shen Qingzhou whispers like a devil to his senior brother: "Senior Brother, want to make a name for yourself?"
"I'll gather the information, and you punish evil and uphold justice."
"You can take forty percent of the payment, and the banners of honor are all yours. How does that sound?"
At the end of the month, Shen Qingzhou has counted so many reward payments that his hands ache. He glares at the Demon Venerable, who's lounging at home and enthusiastically shopping with Shen Qingzhou's phone. "Why aren't you working?"
The man glances at him, then turns and brings him a box of things.
Shen Qingzhou opens it suspiciously:
"What's this? Don't tell me... Ahhh!"
He slams the lid shut and lets out a marmot-like shriek:
"Where did you steal these antiques!"
Demon Venerable: "I found them in the sea."
Shen Qingzhou rages: "How many times have I told you that you're supposed to hand things like this in!"
"Did you skip that class on the law I signed you up for last week, too!?"
Demon Venerable: ...
Tsk.
Both leads are virgins, happy ending, sweet fluff. Couple: the Demon Venerable.
Theme: No matter when, work hard to live and face life with optimism
Lord Koi bless you [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
Such a cute little koi, thanks for the limited offer! [Star Eyes]
Lord Koi bless you [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
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"What, you have a problem with me?"
Once Shen Mian traveled through time, she found that she had become the good-for-nothing emperor in a certain danbi novel.
The little emperor could not do anything else, but he killed the most loyal person.
Don't listen to a word of truth, accept all slanderous words.
The protagonist's father and brother all died because of his suspicion. Unable to bear it, he finally rose up, stormed into the palace, and turned the little emperor into a raw fish... A life movie.
Shen Mian:…
Blood pressure is up.
He glanced at the treacherous minister A who was spitting and accusing the protagonist Gong's family of having evil intentions and trying to usurp power.
Shen Mian: "Aiqing has a really good mind."
Minister A looked happy.
Shen Mian continued: "I must be very popular with the armored general."
The armored general, whose scientific name is the dung beetle, is commonly known as the dung beetle.
Minister A's joyful face suddenly turned red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
The court fell silent for a moment.
Standing at the foot of the stairs, the protagonist, who was already despairing, attacked his father and brother:?
Later, the ministers felt that although His Majesty was a wise man, he was——
It's really not very elegant.
Until one day, they accidentally met His Majesty who was paying a private visit incognito.
His Majesty kicked away the dandy who was teasing a common girl in the street: "What are you doing here? Can't you see that people are disgusted with you?"
"It matches you and your size. You are not even worthy of a dung beetle or a cricket."
"A toad wears clothes just to pretend to be human. I think you are a pug biting the moon. You don't know how high the sky is!"
Minister:…
Your Majesty is so elegant when he scolds me!
Your Majesty loves me so much!
Someone: Your Majesty never scolds me...
Your Majesty loves me!
Suddenly I felt a harmonious sleep around me:?
"Fellow Taoist, do you want to know about your new job?":
Shen Qingzhou traveled through the world of cultivation for decades and practiced diligently every day. He was about to be promoted to the elder of the sect and reach the pinnacle of his life. However, on the day of the competition between the three realms, a thunder struck him back.
Shen Qingzhou:! ! !
His glory and wealth!
But——
When he turned around and saw the people in the cultivation world who were attacked with him, Shen Qingzhou showed a sweet smile:
Isn't his glory and wealth coming now?
On the first day, Shen Qingzhou said to fellow demon clan Taoist friends: "Of course! You don't have to worry about three meals a day. There is a dedicated person to serve you every day, and there are countless people who admire your heroic appearance!"
"Reward? That's out of the question... Then show me the contents of the storage ring."
He sent the delighted Taoist fellow from the demon tribe to the zoo. The next day, he spoke passionately to fellow Taoist Hehuan sect: "What's the point of being liked by dozens of people? The world has changed!"
"Let's set a small goal first: the dream of 300 million teenagers!"
"How much does it cost to train? Now that I'm familiar with it... I'll give you a 50% discount and 100,000 spiritual stones, how about that?"
He took the ambitious Taoist fellows from the Hehuan Sect to the training camp. On the third day, Shen Qingzhou whispered to his senior brother: "Senior brother, do you want to become famous?"
"I collect information, and senior brother punishes evil and promotes good."
"Senior brother will be rewarded with four, but all the banners will go to senior brother. How about that?"
At the end of the month, Shen Qingzhou, who was tired of counting the bounties, looked dissatisfied at Demon Lord, who was squatting at home and spending passionately on his mobile phone: "Why don't you go to work?"
The man glanced at him and turned around to move a box of things for him.
Shen Qingzhou opened it suspiciously:
"What is this, you can't-ahhh!"
He slammed the lid shut and let out a prairie dog scream:
"Where did you steal the antique?"
Demon Lord: "I picked it up from the sea."
Shen Qingzhou was furious: "How many times have I told you that this kind of thing must be handed over!"
"Did you skip the legal education class that I enrolled you in last week again!?"
Demon Lord:…
Tsk.
Wow wow wow, it's so beautiful, I can't bear to finish it.
Sprinkle flowers~~[Orange Candy] is here
At first I thought there were too many elements, but after reading it I thought the cookies were super sweet and beautiful!!!
Thanks for the limited fee! This is a nice little cookie!
I was originally planning not to collect it [Split] because this book is a bit indifferent? Well. . Neither. . Sometimes it doesn't look right. However, at the same time, I couldn't stand the "Shut Up" book about beauty, scum, and cheapness.
The Villain, the Prince Regent, Really Wants to Go on Strike.
What, Do You Have Any Objections to This Young Master?
There's Something Wrong with This Dragon
There's Something Wrong with Her, Taoist Companion
I Turned Fuzzy and Got a Happy Ending with the Villain [Quick Transmigration]
What, Do You Have a Problem with Me?
Hey, Fellow Cultivator, Interested in a New Job?
After Becoming the Villain's Master, I Got a Happy Ending with the Male Lead
A Collection of Sweet Bonus Chapters
I'm Really Super Fierce
Spring wedding is an eternal obsession
Lord Koi bless you [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
Such a cute little koi, thanks for the limited offer! [Star Eyes]
Lord Koi bless you [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
Tweet the serialized article "What, do you have a problem with me?" " And the pre-collection "Friend Taoist, do you want to know about your new job?" , All are cookies~ "What, you have a problem with me?" Once Shen Mian traveled through time, she found that she had become the good-for-nothing emperor in a certain danbi novel. The little emperor could not do anything else, but he killed the most loyal person. Don't listen to a word of truth, accept all slanderous words. The protagonist's father and brother all died because of his suspicion. Unable to bear it, he finally rose up, stormed into the palace, and turned the little emperor into a raw fish... A life movie. Shen Mian:… Blood pressure is up. He glanced at the treacherous minister A who was spitting and accusing the protagonist Gong's family of having evil intentions and trying to usurp power. Shen Mian: "Aiqing has a really good mind." Minister A looked happy. Shen Mian continued: "I must be very popular with the armored general." The armored general, whose scientific name is the dung beetle, is commonly known as the dung beetle. Minister A's joyful face suddenly turned red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. The court fell silent for a moment. Standing at the foot of the stairs, the protagonist, who was already despairing, attacked his father and brother:? Later, the ministers felt that although His Majesty was a wise man, he was—— It's really not very elegant. Until one day, they accidentally met His Majesty who was paying a private visit incognito. His Majesty kicked away the dandy who was teasing a common girl in the street: "What are you doing here? Can't you see that people are disgusted with you?" "It matches you and your size. You are not even worthy of a dung beetle or a cricket." "A toad wears clothes just to pretend to be human. I think you are a pug biting the moon. You don't know how high the sky is!" Minister:… Your Majesty is so elegant when he scolds me! Your Majesty loves me so much! Someone: Your Majesty never scolds me... Your Majesty loves me! Suddenly I felt a harmonious sleep around me:? "Fellow Taoist, do you want to know about your new job?": Shen Qingzhou traveled through the world of cultivation for decades and practiced diligently every day. He was about to be promoted to the elder of the sect and reach the pinnacle of his life. However, on the day of the competition between the three realms, a thunder struck him back. Shen Qingzhou:! ! ! His glory and wealth! But—— When he turned around and saw the people in the cultivation world who were attacked with him, Shen Qingzhou showed a sweet smile: Isn't his glory and wealth coming now? On the first day, Shen Qingzhou said to fellow demon clan Taoist friends: "Of course! You don't have to worry about three meals a day. There is a dedicated person to serve you every day, and there are countless people who admire your heroic appearance!" "Reward? That's out of the question... Then show me the contents of the storage ring." He sent the delighted Taoist fellow from the demon tribe to the zoo. The next day, he spoke passionately to fellow Taoist Hehuan sect: "What's the point of being liked by dozens of people? The world has changed!" "Let's set a small goal first: the dream of 300 million teenagers!" "How much does it cost to train? Now that I'm familiar with it... I'll give you a 50% discount and 100,000 spiritual stones, how about that?" He took the ambitious Taoist fellows from the Hehuan Sect to the training camp. On the third day, Shen Qingzhou whispered to his senior brother: "Senior brother, do you want to become famous?" "I collect information, and senior brother punishes evil and promotes good." "Senior brother will be rewarded with four, but all the banners will go to senior brother. How about that?" At the end of the month, Shen Qingzhou, who was tired of counting the bounties, looked dissatisfied at Demon Lord, who was squatting at home and spending passionately on his mobile phone: "Why don't you go to work?" The man glanced at him and turned around to move a box of things for him. Shen Qingzhou opened it suspiciously: "What is this, you can't-ahhh!" He slammed the lid shut and let out a prairie dog scream: "Where did you steal the antique?" Demon Lord: "I picked it up from the sea." Shen Qingzhou was furious: "How many times have I told you that this kind of thing must be handed over!" "Did you skip the legal education class that I enrolled you in last week again!?" Demon Lord:… Tsk.
Wow wow wow, it's so beautiful, I can't bear to finish it.
Sprinkle flowers~~[Orange Candy] is here
At first I thought there were too many elements, but after reading it I thought the cookies were super sweet and beautiful!!!
Thanks for the limited fee! This is a nice little cookie!
I was originally planning not to collect it [Split] because this book is a bit indifferent? Well. . Neither. . Sometimes it doesn't look right. However, at the same time, I couldn't stand the "Shut Up" book about beauty, scum, and cheapness.