[Five worlds complete. The ideas for World Six are really stuck, so updates may be a little slow. Feel free to save up chapters, little angels! Tomorrow I'll make it up to everyone with an apology giveaway. After that, every update will come with twenty random little cash gifts!]
After an unexpected death, Su Bai was bound to a System.
It explained that as long as he completed the mission of saving the villains of small worlds, he would not only be resurrected on the spot, but could also become an official employee of the Administration Bureau and rise straight to the top.
To make sure the mission went smoothly, the System also promised to arrange for him to play an important role in the villain's life.
Su Bai: ?
Sounds pretty good. I'm in!
Then he transmigrated into the pet cat that was tortured to death when the villainous emperor was young.
Su Bai: ...
Wait, I'm not even human anymore!
But since he was already here, Su Bai could only reluctantly accept his new identity and apply himself to his work, diligently showing up every day.
Including, but not limited to:
Keeping the villain company while he studied (though he fell asleep halfway through)
Giving the villain a birthday present (though the present hit him)
Rescuing the villain when he was in danger (this one really was a rescue!)
The whole point was to provide thoughtful companionship from every angle, leaving no blind spots.
At last, after saving up enough points, Su Bai happily redeemed a human skin and prepared to start his new life.
But before he could enjoy himself for even two days, the villain recognized him and pinned him down on the bed!
Before he could figure out what had gone wrong, the villain leaned closer and closer, gritting his teeth as he whispered in his ear, "Where do you think you're going, hmm?"
Looking at that face, which could only be described as magnificent, Su Bai's face flushed. After a moment's hesitation, he decided that maybe... he wouldn't mind
The next day, the thoroughly exhausted cat, forced to grow a tail and ears, declared: He absolutely would mind!
He also made the System swear that it would give him a human identity in the next world.
System: No problem, Host!
And so, in the second world, Su Bai transmigrated into a rabbit spirit living in modern society.
Not only did he have a human identity, he even had to be an office drone.
Su Bai: ...
"Cute." The villainous Daoist lowered his head and kissed his ears, kissing the grumbling Su Bai into a little rabbit pancake.
In the third world, Su Bai woke up as a human and excitedly praised the System to the skies.
System: This one is... a part-time job, Host...
Su Bai was a part-time assistant, but his main job was being the villain's dog.
A real dog, the kind that eats dog food and goes woof.
Su Bai: ...
His mental state was becoming increasingly beautiful.JPG
More worlds to unlock! The gong is one person! 1v1, both are each other's first, happy ending, sweet story, and the shou is always fluffy!
[Content warning]: This is a sweet little story, and all the small worlds are fictional. Please don't overanalyze them. There will also be a secondary couple in the story. If you don't like secondary couples, run!
[Please add my upcoming novels "Fellow Daoist, Interested in a New Job?" and "What, Do You Have a Problem with Me?" to your reading list! Pretty please~]
"Fellow Daoist, Interested in a New Job?":
Shen Qingzhou had transmigrated to the cultivation world for decades, diligently cultivating every day. He was just about to be promoted to an elder of his sect and rise to the top, when a bolt of lightning struck him back on the day of the Three Realms Tournament.
Shen Qingzhou: !!!
His wealth and glory, nooo!
But
When he turned and saw all the people from the cultivation world who had been struck back along with him, Shen Qingzhou gave a mysterious smile:
His wealth and glory were right here, weren't they?
On day one, Shen Qingzhou coaxed a fellow Daoist from the demon race: "Of course! You won't have to worry about your three meals a day, you'll get personal service every day, and countless people will worship your heroic figure!"
"Payment? Don't be so formal... Just let me take a look at what's in your storage ring."
After sending the delighted demon-race fellow Daoist to the zoo, on day two he passionately told a fellow Daoist from the Hehuan Sect: "What's the point of being loved by a few dozen people? The world has changed!"
"Let's start with a little goal: becoming the dream of three hundred million young men!"
"Training costs? We're practically family... I'll give you half off. One hundred thousand spirit stones. How does that sound?"
After taking the ambitious Hehuan Sect fellow Daoist to a training camp, on day three Shen Qingzhou whispered like a devil in his senior brother's ear: "Senior Brother, don't you want to make a name for yourself?"
"I'll gather the information, and Senior Brother can punish evil and promote good."
"You can keep forty percent of the payment, and the pennants are all yours. How does that sound?"
At the end of the month, Shen Qingzhou was counting his bounty money until his hands were sore. He looked unhappily at the Demon Venerable, who was lounging at home and enthusiastically spending money on his phone. "Why aren't you going to work?"
The man glanced at him, then turned and brought him a boxful of things.
Shen Qingzhou opened it suspiciously:
"What's this? Don't tell me you, Ahhh!"
He slammed the lid shut and let out a marmot's scream:
"Where did you steal these antiques?!"
The Demon Venerable: "I found them in the sea."
Shen Qingzhou was furious: "How many times have I told you that you're supposed to turn things like this in!"
"Did you skip the law class I signed you up for last week again?!"
The Demon Venerable: ...
Tsk.
Both are each other's first, happy ending, sweet little story. The love interest is the Demon Venerable. (First draft of the blurb: 2024.6.26)
"What, Do You Have a Problem with Me?" is now being serialized:
Shen Mian transmigrated one day and discovered he had become the useless emperor from a danmei novel he'd just read.
The little emperor was bad at everything, but unrivaled at harming loyal officials.
He never listened to the truth and accepted every bit of slander without question.
The main character gong's father and brothers all died because of his suspicions. Unable to bear it any longer, the main character eventually raised an army, stormed the imperial palace, and turned the little emperor into sashimi... well, a human sashimi platter.
Shen Mian: ...
His blood pressure was rising.
He looked at the treacherous minister A below him, who was spitting and accusing the main character gong's family of harboring treasonous ambitions and plotting to usurp the throne.
Shen Mian: "My dear minister certainly has a fine mind."
Minister A's face lit up.
Shen Mian continued: "I'm sure the armored general will be very fond of you."
The armored general's scientific name was the scarab beetle, commonly known as the dung beetle.
Minister A's delighted face instantly turned every color of the rainbow.
The entire court fell silent.
Standing below the steps, the main character gong's father and brothers, who had already given up hope: ?
Later, the ministers felt that although His Majesty was wise, he was
not very refined.
Until one day, they happened to encounter His Majesty while he was traveling incognito.
His Majesty kicked a playboy who was harassing a woman in the street flying. "What are you blabbering about? Can't you tell she's disgusted by you?"
"And you think you're a match for her? In your dreams. You're not even good enough for a dung beetle or a mole cricket."
"You put clothes on a toad and think it can pass for a person. You're like a lapdog trying to bite the moon, completely unaware of your own insignificance!"
The ministers: ...
When His Majesty insults me, he's so refined!
His Majesty cares about me so much!
Someone: His Majesty never insults me...
His Majesty loves me!
Couple: The older brother of the original novel's main character gong. A silly, sweet little story.
Theme: Work hard to build a happy life.
Please update this world completely. I don't need to explain the foreshadowing laid before. It would be great if the story is finished [please][please][please]
Didn't I write a chapter after taking so long? Are you worthy of me putting you in the nice column on my bookshelf? [Joker]
The quality of the scam is too bad. If you have the ability, just mark it and give it a rating. I really can't stand you. Author, it's so painful to follow your article [rolls eyes]
Every time I draw a pie, saying that there will be updates every Wednesday but there will be no more updates. I have been lying all the time.
Although it's understandable, the one next door started much later than this one and ended a long time ago. . . This article has been getting more unstable since then. I even posted a leave request at the beginning and then ignored it without explaining the situation. I was planning to give up on this article and then updated it without any hesitation. . .
This book is actually very cute, I hope it will be updated well
When will it be updated? [Crying]
When can we continue to update?
Can we update daily later? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
Please update this world completely. I don't need to explain the foreshadowing laid before. It would be great if the story is finished [please][please][please]
Didn't I write a chapter after taking so long? Are you worthy of me putting you in the nice column on my bookshelf? [Joker]
The quality of the scam is too bad. If you have the ability, just mark it and give it a rating. I really can't stand you. Author, it's so painful to follow your article [rolls eyes]
Every time I draw a pie, saying that there will be updates every Wednesday but there will be no more updates. I have been lying all the time.
Although it's understandable, the one next door started much later than this one and ended a long time ago. . . This article has been getting more unstable since then. I even posted a leave request at the beginning and then ignored it without explaining the situation. I was planning to give up on this article and then updated it without any hesitation. . .
This book is actually very cute, I hope it will be updated well
When will it be updated? [Crying]
When can we continue to update?
Can we update daily later? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] [Crying]
[Spread flowers] Damn, when will it be updated?