Transported to the era when the Four Kingdoms were divided, Ruan Jin finds himself a ger, with his mother long dead and his father recently deceased. His second and third uncles have their eyes on his family’s property and are doing everything they can to marry him off!
With one hand, Ruan Jin deals with his awful relatives. With the other, he picks up a handsome human machine (an idiot) and takes him as a live-in son-in-law. Not only does he successfully protect his inheritance, he also finds the perfect tool for a ger’s coming-of-age period.
The only problem is that his handsome human machine is a bit of a dimwit. On their wedding night, Ruan Jin racks his brains before finally remembering how to explain what they should do on their wedding night.
“Husband... d-do you want to play... a game?”
And so, his happy life begins.
Ruan Jin also gets a thriving little business going. He may not earn gold by the day, but he quickly becomes one of the wealthiest people in Peach Blossom Town.
And just like that, he spends his days happily making money with his friends, then spends his evenings getting a little intimate before falling asleep in the arms of his handsome human machine. What more could a happy life be?
He thinks he’ll go on living happily like this forever, until one day, a hundred-person carriage procession arrives in Peach Blossom Town.
His little human machine climbs into the carriage. With his memories restored, he abandons Ruan Jin. The others call him Your Majesty.
Oh no! The little human machine he picked up is none other than King Yuan, the historically notorious founding tyrant of the Yuan Dynasty, a man with severe erectile dysfunction whose lack of heirs led to a family rebellion and the dynasty’s collapse in its second generation.
Wait, if King Yuan in the history books had severe erectile dysfunction, why has he turned into a relentless sex machine with Ruan Jin?
Even worse, after the man with erectile dysfunction leaves, Ruan Jin discovers he’s pregnant.
He’s pregnant, and the baby in his belly is the future tyrant’s little crown prince. There’s no way he can win a custody battle, so he decides to change his name to Yuan Er and avoid any trouble that might come in the future.
Until one day, the little crown prince runs into his father on a street in Yuan City.
The three-year-old toddler asks, “Why do you look so much like me?”
Yuan Yetan: ...Wait, why does my heart hurt so much? Why do I feel like I’ve forgotten something important?
P.S. A sweet romance, a runaway pregnancy, a daily pursuit of his wife, and lots of food!
P.P.S. The top is only pretending to have erectile dysfunction, but is actually a real sex machine X a delicate, soft-bottomed money magnet.
My new novel is out: My Dad Is the White Moonlight the Big Shot of the Capital Circle Faked His Death For, by Gongzi Xunhuan
Article ID: 5346788
Synopsis:
In his previous life, Xu Chiyan watched helplessly as illness tortured his father to death. Finally, he suffered a mental breakdown, clutched his father’s body, and jumped into the sea.
When he opens his eyes, he’s back at eighteen. His father is still being tortured by illness, but this time, there’s still a chance to change things.
So he runs up to Qin Ye, the legendary crown prince of the capital circle, and says, “They say you like me. I’m willing to be your lover. Can you give me five million?”
The next day, Xu Chiyan gets ten million and successfully persuades his father to receive treatment at a private Chinese medicine hospital.
The Qin family, the capital circle’s crown prince’s family, has a sworn enemy they haven’t spoken to in ages: Lu Xiuming, a renowned big shot of the capital circle whose power rivals theirs, and a man so fearsome even ghosts flee at the sight of him.
At a peace-making banquet, Lu Xiuming takes a keen interest in Xu Chiyan. He’s even willing to confront the crown prince head-on to rescue him from the trap of being kept as a lover.
This only makes the relationship between the two families worse, and an e-commerce war erupts in full force.
Until one day, Xu Chiyan hears that the big shot of the capital circle once had a deceased white moonlight, and that this white moonlight looked exactly like him.
Xu Chiyan: ...Someone who looks exactly like me... Isn’t that my dad?
Pear News Headline: The sky is falling! The biological father of the Qin family crown prince’s lover is none other than the big shot Lu Xiuming. Can the capital circle’s crown prince win the beauty’s heart?
One big shot is dead set on breaking them up. He takes his wife and child home by force, and no matter how much the crown prince kneels and begs, he refuses to open the door.
Meanwhile, Xu Chiyan can’t stop throwing up. He’s pregnant...
A Pear News reporter asks, “Mr. Lu, may I ask what made you agree to the marriage between the two families?”
The big shot grits his teeth. “I’ve always admired Qin Ye. He’s a promising young man, and it’s better to let go of our grudges and give the children our blessing.”
I’ll curse his ancestors for eighteen generations! If my baby weren’t carrying his baby, I wouldn’t agree to this in eight hundred lifetimes!
Qin Ye obediently hands over the family fortune and his shares, trembling and huddling like a quail...
Theme: An ordinary person’s efforts to build a better life
Did CP make a mistake? Did I say before that A'er was attracted by the county magistrate's daughter? Did I remember correctly?
Good looking! The young master is unparalleled! I urge you to update the article. I'll read it when it's finished! Hehe!
Claw, why did you finish reading so quickly [Crying]
Is there any extra story? I feel that the bag CP is better
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl finished spreading flowers [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] This is the end of the two chapters [Crying] [Crying] [Poor] [Poor] [Poor]
Hahahaha, press the claws to look good at Tiantiantian [cat claws][cat claws]
Hahaha, the story of Bao Bao's emperor and the number one scholar is also very interesting.
The evil villain is finally offline
No, where's the clown? I want to see if he's angry.
Did CP make a mistake? Did I say before that A'er was attracted by the county magistrate's daughter? Did I remember correctly?
Good looking! The young master is unparalleled! I urge you to update the article. I'll read it when it's finished! Hehe!
Claw, why did you finish reading so quickly [Crying]
Is there any extra story? I feel that the bag CP is better
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl finished spreading flowers [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] [Spreading flowers] This is the end of the two chapters [Crying] [Crying] [Poor] [Poor] [Poor]
Hahahaha, press the claws to look good at Tiantiantian [cat claws][cat claws]
Hahaha, the story of Bao Bao's emperor and the number one scholar is also very interesting.
The evil villain is finally offline
No, where's the clown? I want to see if he's angry.