Hey, Fellow Cultivator, Interested in a New Job?

Shen Qingzhou had transmigrated to the cultivation world years ago and had just been promoted to an elder of his sect. Before he could even collect his salary, a bolt of lightning struck him during the Three Realms Tournament and sent him back to modern times. Devastated over losing his spirit stones, Shen Qingzhou turned around and saw the people from the cultivation world who had been struck and sent back with him. Suddenly, he remembered his old line of work. Day one: Shen Qingzhou whispered temptingly to a fellow cultivator from the demon tribe, "Looking for a job, fellow cultivator? Three meals a day, and countless people worshipping your heroic image!" "Payment? Don't be so formal... How about you let me take a look inside your storage ring?" After happily sending his demon-tribe friend off to the zoo, on day two he turned to a fellow cultivator from the Hehuan Sect and cried passionately, "What's the point of being loved by a few dozen people? The world has changed!" "Let's start with a modest goal: become the dream of ten million teenagers!" "I know someone who can get you into a major company. How about a 50% discount on the agency fee? Once you're making the big money, just give me half a month's salary!" Shen Qingzhou returned home with a full haul and saw the Demon Lord staring at his phone, studying something. He immediately frowned. "Why aren't you out working?" The man glanced at him and turned to carry a box over to Shen Qingzhou. Shen Qingzhou suspiciously opened it. "What's this? You... Aaaah!" He slammed the lid shut and let out a shriek like a groundhog. "Where did you steal these antiques?!" Shen Qingzhou was furious. "I signed you up for a law-abiding citizens course. Did you skip class?!" Huo Yuan replied with righteous confidence, "I found them in the sea. Last time we went to the museum, didn't you say you liked these?" Shen Qingzhou: ... The Demon Lord studied his expression carefully. "You only like the ones in museums?" He hesitated slightly, as if making some sort of decision. "Then tomorrow night, I shall..." Shen Qingzhou: Nobody stop him. I'm signing this man up for ten more law-abiding citizens courses, ten of them!!! [Both are each other's first and only, happy ending, sweet romance] [Content warning]: This story is set in an imaginary world, it's sweet romance, and it has lots of author-created details. [Please add my upcoming story, "What, You Got a Problem with This Young Master?" Here's the blurb:] After a whole month of working overtime, Rong Ci is finally able to take a break. That night, he finds a novel to unwind with. He opens the novel and reads about the protagonist being abused by his family, bullied by his fellow disciples, framed and persecuted by his white-lotus junior, and finally having his core dug out and bones stripped by his heartless master. Fuming, Rong Ci consoles himself: The protagonist will surely take revenge later and make all those horrible people regret everything! Then he sees the male lead being persecuted all the way to his death. Just before his soul is scattered to the winds, he finally... Lets go. Rong Ci: ?! You let go of your @#$%***** ass!!! Furious, Rong Ci opens the comments, types a three-thousand-word negative review, and politely sends his regards to the author. Just before he hits send, Rong Ci decides to go pick up some takeout, and suddenly everything goes black. Rong Ci: ... When he wakes up, he discovers he's transmigrated into the book and become the sect leader's little son, whose soul is incomplete. Seeing the white-lotus junior bullying the male lead nearby, Rong Ci grinds his teeth and rolls up his sleeves. You're! All! Dead! * The first thing Pei Heng does after being reborn is confirm that this world can no longer control him. The second is to prepare to drag this nauseating world straight to hell with him. When his idiot junior clumsily tries to frame him, Pei Heng slowly smiles. Before he can decide whether to break the junior's legs or dig out his golden core, the junior suddenly flies into the air right in front of him. He flew... So high, so high. Pei Heng: ? "What are you looking at?!" The sect leader's handsome but dim-witted youngest son lowers his hand and glares at him viciously. "Got a problem with that?" If the guy who lets go starts acting like a selfless saint, Rong Ci will beat him up too! Pei Heng: ??? * [Pei Heng's Rebirth Diary] Day 1: Plan to destroy the world Day 30: Discovered some interesting things. Pausing the plan Day 150: Rong Ci kept looking at me today. If he suddenly says he likes me, should I accept? Day 200: I'm getting a little impatient. Why hasn't Rong Ci said anything? Do I have to make the first move? Day 354: Rong Ci found my diary. He told me to go sleep in the study tonight. P.S. Rong Ci didn't hit me. He really is head over heels for me! :) Theme: Striving for shared prosperity.