The Villain's Little Cub Gets Spoiled by Everyone for Taking It Easy

Three-year-old Yu Qingling, already a born workhorse, died and transmigrated into a book as an embryo, with a golden finger that let her see bullet comments revealing the future. Yu Qingling and her unlucky stepdad, Yu Nian, are villains in a parenting-variety-show novel. They'll have acid thrown on them, be disfigured, and then work themselves to death. Yu Qingling keeps a straight face. "We're screwed." After being a little workhorse for long enough, Yu Qingling decides to lie flat and wait to die. But her unlucky stepdad saves her, and father and daughter flee together. Three years later, the pair are found by her other dad and brought back to a wealthy household. They're also packed off to appear on a parenting variety show. Father and daughter: Anyone who's supposed to die is absolutely not getting out of it! Before the show, viewers: [I bet Yu Nian's kid is hideous.] After seeing Yu Qingling, viewers: [What a beautiful, well-behaved baby! Auntie wants to snuggle you!] On the show, the other kids cheer on their parents, hoping they'll win first place in the challenges. Yu Qingling, however, lies flat with Yu Nian, hugging a pillow and inviting her unlucky stepdad to sleep. "People are bound to become little mice eventually, so let's sleep like mice today, Daddy." Yu Nian: ? My kid always wants me to lie flat with her? Yu Nian lies down. "Sure." When the kids are asked to do challenges, they all fight to come in first. Yu Qingling, meanwhile, flops into her dad's arms. "Daddy, just pretend I'm dead. I can't do the challenge." Yu Nian: Sure. The father and daughter are remarkably laid-back on the show. Their beautiful attitude of "being alive is fine, but being dead is even better" makes them go viral, earning them the nickname the Capybara Father and Daughter. The kids compare their dads. Amid all the claims of "My dad's a celebrity" and "My dad's a CEO, he's super rich," Yu Qingling's voice rings out: "My other dad is the one who'll die first!" The kids: !!! Yu Qingling's other dad: Thanks, you filial little darling. The host asks: What kind of person do you want to be when you grow up? The other kids say, "A superhero," "A CEO," "A superstar," "An athlete." Yu Qingling: "A social-animal." Host: "...?" Yu Qingling sighs. "A little beast let loose in society." Yu Qingling's other dad looks up at the sky. "..." If Yu Qingling's a little beast, does that make him a big beast? The other dad, a CEO worth hundreds of billions, decides to get serious. He absolutely won't let his kid grow up to be an office drone working 996. He'll save up money for her every day. Her rival, a competitive little genius: "Qingqing, study hard and come first." Yu Qingling flops like a lazy fish and puts on an air of being a dummy. "Qingqing's too dumb to learn anything. Big Brother, you study hard and support Qingqing when we grow up, okay?" The competitive kid's ears turn red. "I'll work hard and support... support you." When they grow up, the competitive one says, "Just endure a little hardship now, and life won't be hard later." Yu Qingling covers her butt. "No hardship, and no dick either." The competitive one's eyes darken. "Baby, we have to come first." Yu Qingling: "..." Coming first in exams is one thing, but why do we have to come first at sex too? The kids' romance (childhood sweethearts) starts when they're adults: an ultra-obedient, affectionate, don't-want-to-lift-a-finger, seemingly innocent but secretly cunning lazy omega who wants to be supported VS a hyper-competitive, top-obsessed alpha with a youthful vibe. The parents' romance (explicit): a scheming, black-hearted old dog of an alpha VS a famous-for-all-the-wrong-reasons, capybara-like beta beauty. [Reading Guide] 1. A silly, lighthearted story with little substance. If it's not for you, stop reading in time. Theme: Meeting someone warm can heal you for a lifetime.