He Is the Only Healer

Also known as His Majesty's Parrot Bodyguard

☆ Talkative, sunny parrot bottom X aloof, scheming emperor top

One day, Xia Yiyang transmigrates and becomes a Caique parrot.

Palm-sized, with yellow pants, he's nicknamed the Chicken in Long Johns.

But that's not the worst of it. He's given to an owner who never shows up, and locked in a room until he's nearly driven insane.

What Xia Yiyang doesn't know is that the room is full of cameras.

He flies all over the room, steals fruit from the bedroom, dismantles the piles of gift boxes with his beak, grabs cardboard to feed the fireplace and warm himself, and stands on the clock to sing at the top of his lungs...

Every bit of it is broadcast live across the internet. Without his knowledge, he becomes an overnight sensation.

Later, Xia Yiyang is marching in place in the bedroom when he steps on the ID bracelet on the table and lights it up. Having come from the entertainment-obsessed 21st century, he quickly learns to use his claws to browse videos on the Imperial Network.

Then he discovers he's famous.

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Yan Yunjing was only twenty-nine when he took charge of the empire. The surrounding nations presented him with precious gifts, all of which he piled into a room in a corner of the imperial palace.

Recently, he's noticed something strange: his subordinates are often grinning foolishly at their ID bracelets.

Curious, he digs out his long-dusty bracelet and discovers a hugely popular livestream on the Star Network. He enters and sees a yellow-green chicken chirping at the camera.

Looking closer, he sees that the chicken's beak is stuck in a bookshelf. The round little bird clutches at the shelf helplessly with its claws, its cries sounding utterly pitiful.

Yan Yunjing glances at the rapidly scrolling comments.

[Where's the chick's owner? Damn it, don't make me come over there and slap you! Hurry up and save the chick!]

[Good heavens! Get down on your knees and save it already!]

[Maybe I'm just well-mannered, but I would never mistreat the little guy (wipes away tears)]

Yan Yunjing recognizes the background of the livestream: "..."

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Xia Yiyang's beak is stuck, and no matter how long he struggles, he can't pull it free. Suddenly, something wraps around him, and with a pop, his beak comes loose.

He feels something brush across his butt. His feathers quiver all over, and he turns around, craning his head up to chirp, "Pervert! Pervert!"

Yan Yunjing, called a pervert by a bird the size of his palm: "..."

★

The empire has a population of a thousand trillion, and not a single person is spared the torment of mental power.

Yan Yunjing, the only person in history to possess 3S mental power, suffers from boundless mental torment.

To outsiders, His Majesty is decisive, composed, and self-controlled. In reality, he's already on the verge of collapse.

The distant and mysterious Birdfolk possess a rare healing ability. They present their ruler with a young bird who has an exceptionally powerful ability to differentiate. Unable to come forward themselves, the Birdfolk write about the little bird's ability on a blessing card.

But Xia Yiyang, completely unaware, chews the card to pieces with his beak and tosses it into the fireplace...

After the livestream becomes popular, a thousand trillion netizens know that there's a chirpy little bird whose voice lifts people's spirits.

Later, that little bird becomes His Majesty's exclusive personal guard.

And later still, His Majesty's bird bodyguard becomes a beautiful young man.

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Little extra:

Yan Yunjing is busy, having spent the whole day going over documents.

No matter how much noise Xia Yiyang makes as he marches in place on the desk, he can't get the man's attention.

Xia Yiyang toddles over on his little feet and lies down beside Yan Yunjing's hand, rubbing his beak against the desk. At last, Yan Yunjing puts down his work and looks over.

"What is it?" Yan Yunjing asks.

Xia Yiyang lifts his head and grabs the other man's finger with his beak. "I'm sharpening my beak! I'm gonna bite you!"

Yan Yunjing stops working and scratches the little bird's fluffy belly with his finger. "All right, I'll keep you company for a while."

[Reading Guide]

★ The bottom is a parrot who can transform into a human.

★ Interstellar future setting, with a huge number of original worldbuilding details.

★ At the beginning of the story, the bottom and top are 20 and 29 [older top, nine-year age gap].

★ The bottom is a healer, the only good boy who can heal the top. The top is strong and fierce, and ignores everyone except the bottom. In short, it's a clichéd setup.

★ There is a livestream tag, but there isn't much livestream content early on. Most of it comes later.

★ Yangyang is a Caique parrot. Earlier chapters show him doing some things that Caiques don't usually do, or rarely do, in everyday life. [Please don't question this; it's an original setting, and everything serves the story. This is fiction, so please don't compare it to reality.]

★ Important!!! The author is truly hopeless with plots Orz. If you're very particular about plot, please think twice before reading.

★ I may occasionally go back to fix typos and awkward phrasing. Don't worry if you see the page refresh~

Revised 2025.2.22

Below is a coming-soon story~

Author's page: The Omega Boy Is a Little Red Panda

Qin Ruan has a secret: he's a little red panda. He heard that after the founding of the country, animals aren't allowed to become spirits, so he's always kept a low profile.

On the day he comes of age, Qin Ruan is chosen by the System and transmigrates to an ABO world. The System tells him that the Mainframe has malfunctioned, and its core has been lost in this world. Once he finds the core, he can go home, and the System will grant him one wish.

Qin Ruan has trouble adjusting to his new surroundings. His pheromones are always unstable, and he can never quite hide his ears and tail. Making progress on his mission is an uphill struggle.

There's another strange and embarrassing problem, too.

Qin Ruan's tail is very sensitive. Late at night, he can feel it being stroked, even though he's lying in his own bed and there's no one else in the dorm. As it happens more and more often, he can feel his hidden ears and tail being pinched and squeezed not only while he's asleep at night, but also during class. Whenever he can no longer hide his reaction, he has no choice but to ask the teacher for leave and run back to the dorm.

Qin Ruan thinks his dorm is haunted. When the System returns from slacking off, it tells him the missing core might be causing it.

Finding the core becomes urgent. Every day, Qin Ruan searches for clues while trying to endure his sensitivity. Then, one day, he sees an upperclassman who teaches a course in his minor holding a little red panda plushie. The moment the upperclassman's finger touches the plushie's tail, Qin Ruan's back jolts.

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Gu Yanting has a pheromone disorder, and no suppressant works. He spent two years abroad seeking treatment, but to no avail. His grandmother prayed for a peace charm and tucked it inside a plushie she made by hand. Under his grandmother's watchful eye, Gu Yanting attaches the plushie to his keychain and carries it around every day. Then one day, a junior approaches him and points at the little red panda, trembling as he asks, "Senior, would you sell me the plushie? I'll pay any price."

Gu Yanting looks at the junior, grips the plushie tightly, and slips it into his pocket. "It's not for sale."

The junior turns and runs off without saying another word.

After that, Gu Yanting keeps running into him. Sure enough, the junior is always after his plushie.

After a while, Gu Yanting thinks nothing of it. Later, his rut arrives, and his condition worsens until he's sent to the hospital. The doctor tells him they've found an omega volunteer with a high compatibility rating. A suppressant made using the volunteer's pheromones isn't ready yet, so the best option is to bring the volunteer in to soothe him in person.

Gu Yanting is about to refuse when he sees a familiar name on the report: the junior who covets his plushie.

The junior arrives, but Gu Yanting is already too out of it to think straight, and he bites the boy until he cries.

Stunned, he looks at the young man with animal ears above his head, aroused by the scent of flowers. "Why do you have a tail?"

With both hands wrapped around his own tail, Qin Ruan's eyes brim with tears. He angrily smacks away the hand on his tail. "Don't touch me! Go away!"

Gu Yanting goes still and pulls his hand back. "...Sorry."

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After the accident at the hospital, Gu Yanting realizes that the junior who used to show up in front of him all the time has disappeared.

As time passes, Gu Yanting grows impatient and goes looking for him. The moment they meet, the other boy looks as if he's facing a terrible monster, then turns and runs for his life.

Gu Yanting: "..."

He suddenly realizes how familiar this ridiculous scene is. He used to ignore the other boy, and now the boy runs away whenever he sees him.

Gu Yanting feels conflicted, but keeps looking for chances to catch him.

Oh, wait. To catch the little red panda.

Theme: A good mood is the best medicine.