A Mom Friend Charges Into a Dating Game [Cthulhu]

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● This is a comedic quick transmigration story, with Lovecraftian origins and mythic wars.

(I) Introduction

You transmigrate into a Galgame, a romance game, as the second male lead, whose job is to help the main couple enjoy all kinds of play.

But you never expected that an even more thrilling kind of play was about to happen to you.

(II) Foreword

In the year 629 of the Cyber Era, scientists captured a giant octopus and cut off its eight tentacles for research.

You are the youngest doctor at the Academy of Sciences. Along with your male and female assistants, you plan to study the brain of the octopus you named Kraken. But when you open the observation chamber, there’s no octopus inside.

There’s only a tiny black cat.

It meows at you, its voice soft and sweet.

Following the rule that side characters are bound to get themselves killed, you approach it without a second thought. But the moment you touch the black cat’s head, the three of you are pulled into a distant chapter of history.

And so begins a strange adventure.

It turns out the Kraken is a shape-shifting octopus, and the black cat is its disguise. It tricked you.

It turns out there really are gods in this world, or, at least, there once were.

Where did they go?

(III) Contents

1. [Vampire] Europe in the last century, sailing, art, and midnight sweet talk between a fallen noble and a vampire prince.

2. [Anubis] A dog’s head on a human body, dark skin, dog training; ancient Egypt, the Nile, the Book of the Dead, and mummies. Beneath the endless sands, the former pharaoh and the god he worshipped will live forever.

3. [Corpse Flower] A humid tropical rainforest, strange and changeable weather, a giant plant that blooms only once in its life, and a love that embraces death.

4. [Jiangshi] A remote mountain village, an old house covered in ivy, a mysterious man who must stay out of the light, and you, who wandered into the place and were kept as his guest.

5. [Titan] Titans, a wasteland world. This world doesn’t belong to humans alone. Are you ready to be treated as food?

6. [Shuten Doji] A Japanese ghost story. A pretty young monk keeps trying to seduce you. What will you do?

7. [Black Cat] The Kraken’s disguise, meant to fool you. After playing through many games, you think taking down one little cat will be easy. But remember: the odds of a cat killing you are low, but never zero.

8. [Kraken] It only has eight tentacles. Surely you can handle that, right?

(IV) Afterword

1. The blurb uses second person, while the main story uses third person (highlighted: key plot points include game choices, and readers can take part in deciding how the side plots unfold).

2. Clean and sweet, a lighthearted romance focused on solving mysteries. The top is nonhuman, while the bottom’s nature is unclear. It features many foreign myths.

3. The author’s tastes are beautiful. Writing advice is politely declined. We can agree to disagree about our tastes, but anyone who puts a derogatory label on me will be deleted. Anyone who posts nonsense, pirates the story, or launches personal abuse will immediately meet Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young. Seriously.

(V) New Revision

[Content Warnings]

1. The plot is very light! Think of an old-school Japanese single-player game, like Hot Summer Paradise: a monster-taming visual novel focused on the experience more than the plot.

(At a reader’s request, here’s a warning: the protagonist’s true form is the Black Goat listed among the supporting characters. Some worlds feature a cloaca, but the character is not intersex. Look up the Black Goat if you want to know what it is. The Outer Gods don’t have a fixed sex; since the main body in the story is male, this is a danmei story. If you can’t make sense of it, think of him as an omega, not intersex. The Black Goat necessarily has biological offspring, but the way an Outer God reproduces is completely different from the way humans do! I strongly recommend looking up the Black Goat before reading. To me, this isn’t an “intersex pregnancy” story, but readers unfamiliar with the Black Goat may imagine it that way.)

(Online sources may also contain mistranslations. The Black Goat is not a female “she,” just as Azathoth, who gave birth to the Black Goat, is not a male “he.” And “giving birth” doesn’t mean animal-style birth. This story uses the Cthulhu Mythos plus my own settings, so please read what I’ve written instead of approaching it with preconceived notions.)

(I can’t reveal much more in the blurb. Honestly, when I started writing, I wasn’t even planning to reveal the pairing of Bubble and Goat Mom. That was meant to be a paid-chapter reveal. It’s a Cthulhu story, after all. There has to be some mystery.)

2. The tone is light, and it doesn’t take much brainpower. They’re nonhuman, so don’t read too much into it in real-world terms.

3. This story exists to indulge my personal tastes. It may include dog training, dark skin (the top), and the top pretending to be pregnant to cling to the bottom. Not recommended for readers with very strict preferences.

P.S. The top isn’t human, so please don’t offer him legal assistance.

[More Warnings]

1. If you’re curious about this genre but haven’t read anything like it, try one of the free stories in my author’s collection first, so you don’t waste your money.

(It’s now included in the monthly subscription, but you can still listen to the audiobook through Jinjiang’s official WeChat account.)

2. The author is trying to conceive and hopes to have a cow cat. I’m currently taking traditional Chinese medicine to prepare, so please don’t insult me. If anything makes you uncomfortable, please stop in time and cancel your subscription.

3. Friend, do you know what “nonhuman” means? It means a size difference that makes sex physically incompatible; a cultural gap so vast that the two can’t communicate; emotions that resemble love and yet go beyond it; and a relationship where neither love nor desire can ever be equal. They fear they can’t give enough, yet hope the other can give them more, darkness! Distortion! Madness! Crushing normal people! Monsters live forever!

Also: This blurb was screenshotted on 2023.12.01. If anyone steals the ideas, I’ll take them to court.

Coming Soon

A Small-Town Love Story by Murder Moon

In his past life, Zhou Hui was the fake young master who had been switched at birth. He had so many grievances that he fought and schemed with everything he had, determined to carve his way through the cutthroat world of fame and fortune. He wanted everyone to respect him.

But villains like him rarely get a happy ending.

Zhou Hui died young, before thirty. He never got what he wanted, and lost everything he had gained.

Reborn at seventeen, Zhou Hui decided to stop fighting.

He would focus on school and live a steady life. Family feuds and schemes were all bullshit.

But he couldn’t let the handsome man bending over to put socks on him get away. The guy was a high schooler with a body harder than a diamond. Why let that go to waste?

Looking at Bian Heng’s sharp, chiseled features, Zhou Hui gritted his teeth and thought that across both his lives, he was probably the only one who knew how soft Bian Heng’s heart really was.

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During the last vacation before the college entrance exams, Bian Heng took Zhou Hui camping in the mountains. They found a cuckoo chick that its mother had thrown out of the nest.

“Brood parasite,” Bian Heng said. “It won’t end well.”

That was what he said, but Zhou Hui watched him bend down and carefully tuck the little bird into his down jacket pocket.

Zhou Hui climbed onto his back and whined, “It’ll have a happy ending because it met you.”

Zhou Hui thought he was no different from that cuckoo. He had a strong instinct to possess what he wanted. No matter how gentle and harmless he seemed, if he fell for someone, he’d do whatever it took to get them.

He was going to make Bian Heng his.

Bian Heng had such a soft heart. The little bird would have a happy ending, and so would he.

Theme: Love can overcome anything