After the supernatural returns, the apocalypse arrives, and Qi Yu's life is filled with the bizarre.
When his client turns into a brain, he gets hungry;
When he touches a mouse that smiles at him, his legs detach from his body and start hopping around on their own.
What's even stranger is how these things treat him.
In a damp, moldy bathroom, Qi Yu is pressed against the sink. The person behind him tilts his chin and licks the beauty mark beneath his eye. "Your eyes are so beautiful. Will you give them to me?"
In the mirror, the other person's skull splits open, revealing eyes packed into half of his head.
Humanity's most powerful esper wears a sharp suit by day, aloof, dangerous, and strong.
At night, he wraps Qi Yu in a bone whip, winding it tightly around his neck, arms, waist, and calves, then stares at his belly. "You can lay eggs, right?"
In the middle of the night, water floods his mouth and nose as he sleeps. While he's choking, the neighbor boy who grew up with him cuts meat from his rotting fish tail and stuffs it into Qi Yu's mouth. "This way, we can be together. Do you know what I think about... when I look at you?"
Qi Yu knows, of course.
Because every supernatural being who confesses to him has said the same thing: "You smell so good. I really want to... eat you."
They're all desperately obsessed with Qi Yu.
[Reading Guide]
The beloved beauty with a tragic past, emotionally detached, sharp-witted, and vindictive, adored by countless people and supernatural beings, is paired with a gong who is noble and righteous in public, humanity's beacon of hope, but in private only wants to lock his lover in bed and make him lay eggs (?)
-----Upcoming novel: So Many People Like Me Here-----
1
In the year 1500 of the Western calendar, humanity's genes mutated and everyone evolved. Those with soul beasts were the most revered.
Yan Lan was born frail and without a soul beast, and his parents despised him.
Wanting to bring home a good report card, he pushed himself until he passed out in PE class. When he woke, he heard his mother apologizing to the teacher with a smile: "I'm sorry. My child has been useless since he was little. He overdid it and caused you trouble."
He tried desperately to find a cure, and at the hospital he heard his father complain to the doctor: "Can't we just leave him untreated? I'm planning to adopt my nephew. This kid is a burden to me."
2
One day, people from the Imperial Star arrived, claiming to be his birth parents, who had been looking for him for fourteen years. It turned out he'd been switched by accident.
He arrived at his new home full of hope. His two older brothers were friendly, his parents were loving, and the adopted son who'd been switched with him treated him well, too. He thought he was loved.
Until the adopted son "accidentally" sent him a message: Bro, if we use his blood, can my soul beast rank up?
On his birthday, his eldest brother wouldn't let him show up: We haven't announced to the public that you're part of the Yan family yet. It's not appropriate for you to be there.
Later, his adoptive parents went bankrupt and he was thrown out. His loving mother sneered at him: Your parents really think they managed to switch their child back?
Yan Lan fled in panic, but his second brother caught him and took him to the lab, where he was used as material to help his younger brother upgrade his soul beast.
Alone and helpless in the lab, he cried until his face was soaked, but still couldn't beg his second brother to spare his life.
Only later did they learn that Yan Lan was the Yan family's true bloodline, the youngest son they should have cherished.
The Yan family shattered when they learned the truth.
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3
The imperial heir is a rabid dog. His enemies consider that the highest praise.
Because his soul power is too strong, the heir is often in a frenzied state. There's a saying along the border: "You can provoke a dog, but never the heir."
The heir used to be normal.
Three years ago, a tiny soul beast suddenly appeared by his side. It was palm-sized, small enough to hide in his pocket by day, and transformed into a boy at night, whom the heir hid under his covers.
As long as the soul beast was with him, the heir was mentally stable.
Three years later, the soul beast suddenly disappeared.
The heir searched every inch of the country but couldn't find him. In his dreams, he saw the boy the soul beast had become, tied to a cold operating table and cut into pieces.
The boy's round eyes were full of fear and tears as he called out to him: "Save me!!"
The heir's eyes nearly burst with rage. Every night, he dreamed of the boy growing weaker and weaker until he died.
4
Then one day, the heir saw his soul beast boy again.
He'd grown taller, and his eyes were narrower than before, with a new sharp, alluring look.
When the heir suggested taking him away, the boy propped up his chin and tapped the heir's knee with his toe. "So many people like me here. Why should I go with you?"
[Reading Guide]
1. The pitiful, universally despised boy evolves into a gorgeous man-eating flower, paired with an absurdly powerful gong whose possessiveness is just as extreme. He's full of boundless energy and wants to carry his lover in his pocket every day, but ends up being thoroughly disciplined.
2. Everyone gets their comeuppance.
----------Upcoming novel: The Greatest Tyrant----------
1
Shang Heyu, the most powerful and most deranged tyrant of the Tianshun Dynasty, died at the hands of the young emperor he'd raised.
He closed his eyes, opened them, and took a trip to the 21st century. Then he closed them again and opened them in the Tianshun Dynasty, three years later.
Shang Heyu: Excellent. Then let's change the dynasty all over again :)
2
Emperor Yuanshou hated Master Shang to the core.
Disemboweling his corpse and executing his entire clan weren't enough. He also wanted to imprison and torment the only surviving younger generation of Shang's clan in the palace.
Unfortunately, that person was Shang Heyu himself.
Snow fell heavily. Beneath a plum tree, a beautiful man with a white silk blindfold turned around, snowflakes kissing his shoulders.
"Minister Shang, don't catch a chill."
The pale lips of the white-clad beauty parted in a light cough. As he turned, the ankle chain hidden beneath his hem chimed. "Oh? I thought Your Majesty wanted to freeze me to death."
Emperor Yuanshou thought for a moment. "That would be more convenient."
3
Later.
Shang Heyu leaned against the edge of a hot spring, blood pouring endlessly from his lips. The young emperor held a miraculous medicine to his mouth, but Shang casually knocked it away. The world's only pill dissolved into the spring water in an instant.
Shang Heyu closed his eyes peacefully. "Your Majesty, go. Let me die alone for a while."
Emperor Yuanshou was shaken to the core. With trembling hands, he drew the emperor's sword, placed it in Shang's hand, and pressed it against his own chest. "Minister Shang, you may not leave alone. You must take me with you."
Theme: Protect yourself, and beware of bad people (and supernatural beings)
No, is it so irresponsible? . . . .
It made me laugh so hard that I saw a giant penis at first sight [covering face and crying]
Last second: I don't believe you! You are not human! I want to expose you!!!! Next second: Why does the owner have so many dogs??? Why am I an orphan???? Ah??????
Can't we take this attack?
He: It has only been a while since he accepted another one. This is obviously what I should say [changed]
Are you happy? Your wife bit you~~~Hehe!
Oh oh. Driver You Kunxu changed his face
"I feel that if this paragraph is read with some more common words, the senses will be better and smoother." This is a big bug for the author~
Why didn't you say something earlier 😂 Hahahaha
I like people who talk interestingly 🐰