Raising Humans Is a Cat’s Duty!

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Su Lianrong had been working herself to the bone on a 996 schedule for years. After nearly working herself to death, she woke up to find her cat looking worried and speaking human language

“Quit your job. I'll take care of you, meow!”

Su Lianrong: ???

The kitten soon went to her company and punched her boss with its paws:

“Work for a dumb mutt like you? What's so great about this lousy job? You don't even make as much as a cat!”

The boss flew into a rage. “You're fired! Let's see how many dried mice you can earn. Starve for all I care!”

But times had changed. Cats these days could set up street stalls selling kittens, train cats for cat cafes, and even livestream to take paid requests?!

Can't cook for yourself, human? Easy. I'll send a Border Collie over to make you four dishes and a soup!

Got mice in your rental? Don't worry, the neighborhood cats are taking requests! We'll come over and catch them for you. Master Cat says he fixed your air conditioner while he was at it.

Be sure to leave us a good review, meow!

Can't get any fish? No worries, the cats will catch some for you. But, um, I accidentally caught a crocodile. Would you be willing to pay double, dear customer?

At first, everyone thought Su Lianrong's outrageous livestream was just a scripted show. Then her customers, the media, and official agencies all came forward:

“Thank you to the cats for stopping the domestic abuse and saving my sister!

There was one enemy, and the cats took down sixteen people in one minute. His whole family ended up on the ground, even the dog passing by got beaten up. Those cats are so brave!”

“Thank you to the cats for teaming up with orcas to stop a certain island nation from dumping nuclear wastewater!

The cats saved our planet!”

“Thank you to the cats for working together to bring our country's cultural relics back from a museum in Country Y!

Welcome home, national treasures! Chinese cats, Chinese spirit!”

Everyone: ??? Huh?

Su Lianrong: I don't have a tycoon System, but would you believe my cat is a tycoon?

My cat earns tens of billions every day and lets me spend it however I want. Am I lying flat while my cat carries me all the way to becoming a rich woman?

Raising humans is a cat's responsibility. Who doesn't have a little kitten who knows how to make money?

Reading guide:

1. The kittens are ordinary cats who can speak human language (?)! They're cats all the way through, not humans.

2. The female lead's pairing is undecided. Nonhuman male love rivals will compete for her. Since they're nonhuman, the men really will fight each other!

The story is grounded in reality, but will feature legendary mythical beasts like dragons and phoenixes, as well as famous spirits and demons from the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

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Theme: Building a harmonious society where humans and fluffy creatures help one another