The Tyrannical War God Is Addicted to Cuddling Cats Again

[I'm writing it on December 17! Check back in the morning!]

[Violent war god seme from a mutant dragon clan x the last tsundere kitty in the universe, uke]

Miao Zhouzhou read a space opera about a domineering male lead. The protagonist had once been the empire's greatest general, but after being framed and exiled, he became a space pirate. For decades, until he cleared his name, he had only a little cat by his side.

Near the end, the protagonist was finally about to reach the top of the galaxy, but then the author pulled a surprise move and gave him a whole BE ending package: he was so charmed while playing with his cat that he literally died from cuteness.

Miao Zhouzhou angrily flung his phone aside and was ready to hop on a train overnight to send the author a box of knives. But before he could even leave, he was struck by lightning and transmigrated into the very cat responsible for the protagonist's death.

Miao Zhouzhou: ...

He looked at the protagonist lying not far away, then at himself, currently a kitten small enough to fit in one hand, and quietly shrank back.

Cherish life. Stay away from kitties!

Don't think you're invincible now. Someday you'll still be a departed soul beneath this cat's paw pads!

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When Lou Mian had lost all hope, he found a creature on a barren planet that had won the hearts of countless netizens with just one photo in the Academy of Sciences' encyclopedia of ancient life. It was a cat, a creature believed to be extinct.

Felines were aloof by nature, and this little cat was no different.

It didn't like being petted or cuddled, and spent every day lying nearby, watching him from a distance with a gloomy stare.

Even so, through the days when illness and memories tormented him, it became his only friend and soothed his violent heart.

Lou Mian always thought that the kitten couldn't awaken its abilities. Then one day, he came across a serialized diary on a galactic forum with over a hundred billion clicks.

[Cat Paw Above All: Some people look so serious, but all they think about every day is sneaking a cuddle with a cat! [Cat's Disapproving Look.jpg]]

[Cat Paw Above All: He went hunting for half a day and didn't bring back a single dried fish. What a useless general! One star!]

[Cat Paw Above All: Has he recovered yet? If he has, I need to leave quickly. The way he's looking at me now is weird. I don't want him to actually die from my cuteness! This kitty isn't taking the blame!]

Lou Mian: “...”

He looked at the kitten beside him, feeling as if he had just discovered something extraordinary.

#The cat's secret identity was exposed, but the bipedal human unlocked a strategy guide#

#Keep raising his affection and the cat becomes your wife!#

[Reading Guide]

1. To put everyone's minds at ease, the protagonist really won't die from cuteness.

2. When Miao is used as a surname, it's pronounced Miao.

Check out my upcoming novel: Both the Seme and Uke Protagonists Turn into Dragons

There is a certain type of second male lead in old-school danmei novels.

They're part of the seme protagonist's friend group. Their families aren't quite as wealthy as his, but they're still among the elite. They dislike the uke protagonist and occasionally help the main couple, but whenever the seme tries to force himself on the uke, they're always the only unlucky one who dares to stop him.

Jian Feibai transmigrated into the role of such a second male lead in a space opera.

According to the System's plan, he had to finish the original story before he could break free and enjoy the freedom of space.

So, from the moment the seme and uke protagonists failed to awaken and turned back into cubs, Jian Feibai soothed the seme protagonist, who was now a giant serpent, every day. He also helped the uke protagonist, now a black bird, escape the locked room, and livestreamed their sweet moments together along the way.

Everything was going smoothly.

...Except neither of them thought they were being sweet with each other.

At last, it was time for the seme and uke protagonists to return to normal. Jian Feibai had already packed his clothes and was ready to leave, but then the two of them completely broke character, and everything went off script.

The seme protagonist transformed into an eastern dragon, all the while saying, “When are you going to figure out that me and that stupid bird aren't lovers, we're rivals?”

The uke protagonist transformed into a western dragon, insisting, “I'm the seme! I've only ever loved you! Please, wake up!”

Jian Feibai: ...

He stared at the two dragons in front of him, feeling his whole worldview crack apart with a snap.

I'm the second male lead.

After the seme and uke protagonists went off script, they forced me into a new role and added a bunch of scenes.

What do I do? Asking online, and I'm kind of panicking.

Theme: Even the weakest beings can possess terrifying power