The Years I Was Geto's Mom

[Please check out my upcoming novel, People! Buy an Insurance Policy and the Cat Will Protect You!, in my author profile!] [Written in third person] [A single mother] [Main story complete, bonus chapters released occasionally] You don't have to say it. Even I, the person involved, think this is pretty wild. How did I end up transmigrating into being Geto's mother? I'm not insulting anyone. I mean it literally. After I opened a game disguised as a romance game, my vision blurred, and I became Geto's mom. What is this? My favorite character's mom? I was tricked into this. I watched a little toddler wobble toward me and naively thought this was some kind of childhood-sweetheart romance game. Then I heard him sweetly call me "Mom." Me: ? Especially when I saw that distinctive fringe on the toddler's head. I couldn't help wondering: Why didn't I choose to pursue 5t5? Wouldn't being 5t5's mom be even better?! Little Geto, before he turned evil, was so cute. He tilted his head adorably and asked, "What's wrong, Mom?" But unfortunately, his mom is an idiot. I solemnly squeaked at him. Little Geto: ? Me: "Kiddo, I mean, Mom's taking you to the zoo!" Little Geto: "Wonderful! I love you best, Mom!" Me: "Let's make you love monkeys as soon as possible. We need to plan ahead!" Little Geto: ??? At first, all I wanted was for my kid to like monkeys. But for some reason, one person after another around me started wildly misinterpreting everything... "The cursed spirits bow before her and obey her every command. No matter the situation, she remains calm, casually ordering them to act in some unknown language." Me: Is it possible those cursed spirits are just the bodyguards my kid gave me... "I've heard she possesses an incredibly terrifying technique, one that inspires fear even in the two strongest men, one with Cursed Spirit Manipulation and the other with the Six Eyes and Limitless." I looked at my phone in confusion. Could they mean the embarrassing history of little Suguru and little Satoru? "That woman is unfathomable. The entire jujutsu world is under her control, operating according to her wishes..." Me: Huh? Who? Is there someone like that in the original story? "She lay in wait for years, plotting every detail and treating everyone as a pawn on her board. She is cold, but not heartless. She did it all to change this rotten jujutsu world and give every sorcerer who has suffered injustice a fair chance!" Me: Who is this supposed to be?! Did I read some fake Jujutsu Kaisen before I transmigrated? "She is... Momokawa Kure." Me: Whaaat? Me?! "Though we usually don't dare call her by name." Me: Uh... That makes me think of a certain mysterious person, but wait just a second. Have you got something wrong? I'm just an ordinary monkey! "We respectfully call her... the Monkey King!" Me: =.=? Upcoming novel: A Sorcerer Who Doesn't Want to Be a Cult Leader Isn't a Good Curse User Please add it to your collection! Sending love~ Kurokawa Mian was recommended a game by a classmate. It was called something like Mehmeh Whatever Record, and you could become a cult leader in it. He thought it was suuuuper amaaaazing. But was it the game Cult of the Lamb or Jujutsu Kaisen: Lamb Cult Record? The first one cost over 2,000 yen. The second was on sale for only 99 yen, so the broke Kurokawa Mian chose the latter. And so Jujutsu High got a very strange new student that year. For example... On his first day at school, Mian cleared out all the trees on half the back hill. Looking at his inventory packed with wood, Mian felt that his hour of hard work had paid off. Then Teacher Yaga beat him up. Mian, down half a health bar: ? Why can an NPC hit the cult leader? Mian went on a mission (crossed out). After returning from his holy war, Mian also recruited two cursed spirits as followers. Geto looked at the cat cursed spirit and rabbit cursed spirit. "You're a Cursed Spirit Manipulator too?" Mian: "...Baa?" (What Cursed Spirit Manipulator?) Geto: "...?" Mian had a friendly spar with his senior (crossed out). Mian was shocked. So you can fight special NPCs in this game? But then he realized the other guy was immune to his attacks. Immune, huh?! Cheating, huh?! Mian brought out his auto-clicker and frantically spammed dodge. Half an hour later, neither of them had lost any health. Gojo, exhausted from fighting, while Mian remained unharmed: "You have the Limitless technique too?" Mian: "...Baa?" (What Limitless technique?) Gojo: "...?" The new student could only communicate by bleating. Everyone else: So his technique requires him to pay the price of losing his speech? Kurokawa Mian, unable to find the dialogue box: ... Wait, does this game even have a dialogue box? After the worlds fused, Geto came to find him. "Long time no see. It's a shame you're no longer the person I knew..." "You... turned into a monkey?" Kurokawa Mian: ... Should he bleat or squeak? Wait, that's not the point! Why did the NPCs from the game come out? And it looks like they want to kill him? Kurokawa Mian: ...Should he squeak or bleat? Theme: Be there to help children grow up healthy and happy