A Jujutsu Sorcerer Who Doesn't Want to Be a Cult Leader Isn't a Good Curse User

[Cult Leader Geto x Cult Leader Mian] [Updates weekly, usually around 10 p.m.] Kurokawa Mian's classmate recommended a game to him, a game where you could become a cult leader, called something like Sheepy Whatevers. He thought it was su~go~i~! But was it Cult of the Lamb or Sheepy Jujutsu Records? The former cost over two thousand yen, while the latter was on sale for just ninety-nine yen. Poor Kurokawa Mian chose the latter. And so Jujutsu High got a very strange new student that year. For example... On his second day at school, Mian cleared all the trees from half the mountain behind the school. Looking at his inventory full of wood, Mian decided that his hour of hard work had paid off. Then Teacher Yaga beat him up. Mian, down half a heart: ? Why would special followers attack their cult leader? Mian's holy war (crossed out) After Mian returned from a mission, he even brought back two Cursed Spirits and turned them into followers. Geto looked at the cat Cursed Spirit and the rabbit Cursed Spirit. "Are you a Cursed Spirit Manipulator too?" Mian: ...Maa? (What Cursed Spirit Manipulator?) Geto: ...? Mian and his upperclassman have a friendly spar (crossed out) Mian was shocked to discover that you could fight special NPCs in this game. But he found that his opponent was immune to his attacks. Immune, huh!? Using cheats, huh!? As if I don't have cheats of my own! Mian just turned on a rapid-clicking tool and frantically mashed the dodge button! Half an hour later, neither of them had lost any health. Gojo was tired from fighting, but Mian was completely unscathed. "Can you use the Limitless technique too?" Mian: ...Maa? (What Limitless technique?) Gojo: ...? The new student liked to communicate by saying "maa, maa." Everyone else: So does his technique require him to pay the price of losing his speech? Kurokawa Mian, unable to find the dialogue box: ... Wait, does this game even have a dialogue box? After the worlds merged, Geto came looking for him. "Long time no see. It's a shame you're no longer the person I knew..." "You... why have you turned into a monkey?" Kurokawa Mian: ... Should he say "maa" or squeak like a monkey? Wait, that's not the point, is it? Why did an NPC from the game come out into the real world? And it seemed like he wanted to... kill him? Reading Guide: 1. In the early chapters, Mian's game character can only say "maa, maa" in most situations and rarely speaks. Later, he installs a dialogue mod. 2. The game is based on Cult of the Lamb, but includes plenty of added or changed details, though the general framework is the same. 3. Ordinary followers are all Cursed Spirits tamed by Mian. In his eyes, they're game data, and he treats them as tools and expendable items. 4. Geto only becomes Cult Leader Geto in the middle and later parts. (Note: They will fight each other.) -- Check out the first book in my collection! It's a free labor of love, now over 900,000 words long: [Harry Potter] The Dark Lord's Daughter in Hufflepuff It has a super cool cover! Come take a look~ Sending love! Check out my upcoming story: Human! Buy insurance and the cat will protect you! A calico tomcat uses secret identities and sells insurance in Jujutsu Kaisen! Ian never imagined that, as a plump eighteen-jin kitten, he'd be dragged by a System into a hit manga. Now he was supposed to earn a hundred million dried fish from humans? How awful! In the cat's world, there's no such thing as earning a living. Humans should be paying tribute to him. The System was very reasonable. It even offered to end their contract for free and send him home. [Then I'll just return you to the human who was planning to take you to get your balls chopped off.] Ian: ... The cat gave in. But this way of earning dried fish... The skills and ways to make money were determined by the wish he'd made. His skills let him draw a secret identity every so often. And his way of making money was... selling insurance to humans? Insurance... Ian was confused, but then he got it. Once they signed a contract, the cat had to protect them and make sure they stayed alive. Easy. Just like when he used to be the boss cat, except now he could earn lots and lots of dried fish! Except Ian was a cat who'd transmigrated into the dangerous world of Jujutsu Kaisen... Core theme: Strive and work hard, and bring your strength together with others