After I Accidentally Turned My Crush into a Rice Ball

(The story next door is currently updating: That's So Exciting!)

(Coming Soon: Teacher, I'm Not Sick)

"Sometimes there's a reason someone is single," the adorable little tiger said.

Asakawa Yuchi stubbornly insisted, "True love can withstand any test."

"So that's why you turned your love-at-first-sight into a long-mouthed rice ball? That's so sanity-destroying!"

Asakawa Yuchi clapped his hands shut and cried out in alarm, "Shut up! I told you it was an accident! Apologize to the innocent Mr. Rice Ball, you stupid cat!!"

The little tiger looked even more horrified. "You're one to talk! You squashed the rice ball flat, you idiot!"

[Main Character Profile]

Asakawa Yuchi, male, 18, currently taking a very successful leave of absence from school.

Ability: [All Things Have Souls]

Effect: It used to randomly change the shape and type of inanimate objects. Now it has mutated, and can randomly change a person's species.

Impact: After turning his love-at-first-sight into a long-mouthed rice ball on his first day in Yokohama, Asakawa Yuchi began his "Super Transformation" adventure

Today, he turns the Moon Beast into a real kitty. Tomorrow, he turns the mackerel into a real mackerel. The day after, he turns the little slug into a real slu... Wait, why is it a flying puppy?

Has his ability secretly evolved again?

Content Warnings:

1. Pairing: Dazai.

2. There will be some out-of-character moments.

3. The protagonist's ability torments every character equally, including himself, but they're all good friends (smile).

4. The main setting is Yokohama. It's not yet clear whether characters from other series will show up.

5. The protagonist is a bundle of happy energy (x), almost never feels negative emotions, and is a cute, handsome young man.

6. The protagonist's ability is equal in priority to No Longer Human. This means z can cancel the protagonist's ability by activating his own ability, while the protagonist can affect z by activating his own (I know there are bugs, but it's my own setting, so I can do what I want) (orz, kneeling in advance).

7. That's probably all. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Coming Soon

That's So Exciting!

(I'm writing chapters in advance)

Blurb:

No matter how many people tell him that Lin Buyan is well-behaved, quiet, and a model student through and through, Wen Zhong will only tell them to get their eyes fixed before they talk.

He swears by the badge on his chest: Lin Buyan is a damn troublemaker, a rebellious kid, a little bastard who tap-dances on his trigeminal nerve!

Worse, this little bastard isn't afraid to die!

Ever since he was bound to a rather uncivilized Civilization Pioneer System, Lin Buyan has been getting excited more and more often.

Contract killings, elaborate criminal cons, beautiful women with snake bones... One dark criminal network after another rises to the surface, trying to drag more lambs into the abyss.

He stumbled across a small clue by chance, then eagerly plunged into the web to savor the thrill of going up against criminals.

Not in the name of justice, but always doing what's right.

Lin Buyan: Chuunibyou without realizing it / poker-faced thrill-seeker / slow to warm up, develops an excitable disposition - bottom

Wen Zhong: Fierce and handsome / strong sense of responsibility / occasionally goes off the rails / volatile around the bottom - top

Content Warnings:

1. An alternate setting, very alternate. The author almost named the places in the story "Rusty Lake."

2. The protagonist is flawed and is still growing in every way.

3. The leads are four years apart in age. There's a slight size difference at first, but the bottom is still growing (trust me).

Theme: Forget your worries and enjoy life!