The modern romance next door, The Childhood Friend's Black Lotus Act Ends After Marriage, is complete. Click to see the disobedient childhood sweetheart get caught!
Blurb:
A reserved, proud, icy top who becomes clingy and devoted like a loyal dog x a painfully shy, sunny bottom who is fiercely protective of his little ones
An Yan transmigrates to the interstellar era by accident. He gains SSS-rank mental strength and healing abilities, but is considered a good-for-nothing because he has no spirit form.
After he picks up a stray spirit form, a young Samoyed, he activates the Spirit Form Ailment Treatment System.
It turns out that due to nuclear contamination a hundred years ago, interstellar humans' spirit forms have developed all kinds of mental illnesses that are difficult to cure.
While people are tearing their hair out over their own spirit forms, An Yan starts a livestream to announce enrollment:
"The only spirit-form daycare in the whole interstellar world is now open! Still troubled by your manic husky biting everything in sight? Heartbroken to see your golden snub-nosed monkey wasting away from anorexia? Spending a fortune on therapy for your autistic red panda? Don't worry! Class Monitor An, an SSS-rank mental healer, will take care of it all!"
After completing a milestone task
System: Reward: one copy of Recipes for Healing Spirit Forms
An Yan opens the recipe book and sees:
Cod and Chicken Cat Food: During preparation, you must dress as a catgirl and perform a cat dance, or the healing effect will be halved.
Attachment: Cat Dance Tutorial.mp4.
An Yan: ?
He flips to the "Dog Section" and sees:
Chicken Jerky: During preparation, you must hold a puppy and sing one round of "Happy Puppy Song," or the healing effect will be halved.
Attachment: "Happy Puppy Song".mp3.
An Yan: ???
At first, the people of the interstellar world say:
[What's with feeding canine spirit forms carrots? Are you an idiot?]
[Feline spirit forms hate water the most, and you're giving it a bath?]
[Dancing in women's clothes in front of a pot? Are you crazy?]
Later, after they see An Yan cure all kinds of anorexia, mania, hyperactivity, and schizophrenia through the most bizarre methods
Everyone says:
[Waaah! Healers are so rare these days, and one mental healing session costs at least a hundred thousand! The streamer is a true saint for offering free treatment!]
[Who says having no spirit form makes you useless? Streamer! From today on, you're my spirit form's godfather!]
The so-called good-for-nothing: You might not believe this, but I just wanted to cuddle all the protected animals I couldn't get near in my previous life...
Only later did people learn that An Yan did have a spirit form.
His spirit form was the vast, boundless, all-encompassing starry sky above their heads, forever beyond their reach.
He was a god standing atop the river of stars.
*
Lu Xiao, Supreme Commander of the Interstellar Alliance.
He looks aloof and chaste, like an icy beauty on a high peak, a reserved and solitary cat. Yet his spirit form is a canine, full of passion and so clingy it borders on madness.
After being grievously injured in a setup, he has no choice but to merge with his spirit form and hide his identity, staying by An Yan's side in the shape of a puppy while he recovers his depleted mental strength.
But this boy is shockingly bold. First, he scrubs and bathes him in front of the entire interstellar audience. After the bath, he hugs him and kisses him passionately. Then he puts a muzzle on him and runs his hands all over him, claiming it's a healing massage.
When viewers in the livestream keep calling An Yan "Wifey Yanyan," Lu Xiao finally can't take it anymore.
The soft, adorable Samoyed suddenly transforms into a terrifying, savage white wolf. He pins An Yan down with his paws, bares his fangs, and snarls furiously at everyone.
Later, when the white wolf transforms into the handsome, stern General Lu Xiao and pulls a red-faced An Yan into his arms, the entire livestream system crashes.
[Ahhh! Didn't General Lu say he would remain unmarried for life and dedicate himself to the interstellar world?!]
[Help! How did my male god get together with my wife?!]
General Lu bites the earlobe of the person in his arms and says coldly, "This is my wife."
*
↓↓ The story next door, My Childhood Friend Turned Dark After Our Contract Marriage, has just started updating daily!
Ning Chenhuan angers the God of Matchmaking and is cursed by the deity.
If he doesn't marry someone whose birth charts are compatible with his before he turns twenty-three, he will fall into an eternal sleep.
To break the curse, he enters into a contract marriage with his childhood friend, Fu Tingyun. Fu Tingyun is proper, courteous, and a true gentleman. Most importantly, he's straight, so marrying him poses no risk at all. Ning Chenhuan is very satisfied.
But before long, he discovers that a marriage in name only won't break the curse. It has to be a marriage in fact. So after a month in separate rooms, he shares a room with his husband for the first time.
The next day, Ning Chenhuan's legs are trembling.
He dutifully plays the part of a married couple with Fu Tingyun for a few months, until his back aches and his legs go weak. At last, the curse is lifted.
Overjoyed, Ning Chenhuan asks for a divorce, but the man takes hold of his slender, pale ankle and says, his voice satisfied yet effortlessly composed, "Huanhuan, are you remembering wrong? We never signed any agreement."
Ning Chenhuan panics. "Aren't you straight?"
Fu Tingyun sighs gently. "Huanhuan, no straight man would desire another man."
Ning Chenhuan feels as if a bucket of ice water has been dumped over his head.
It turns out the man before him was never a gentleman at all, but a wolf in gentleman's clothing.
He packs his things and runs away in the middle of the night.
Before long, the man, who has laid a trap with no escape, catches him and takes him back.
The man bites his ear. "My little butterfly is always so disobedient. Should I break his wings so he won't fly away from my arms again?"
Gazing into those dark, fathomless eyes, Ning Chenhuan realizes in despair that his gentle childhood friend seems to have gone completely dark.
*
Fu Tingyun has a lovely, adorable childhood friend who flits around him all day like a clingy little butterfly.
He likes the little butterfly. He has loved him since they were children, but he can't say so.
Because all these years, he's watched the little butterfly flit from flower to flower, never stopping for any of them.
He knows the little butterfly will always have friends, but never a lifelong lover.
Until one day, the little butterfly lands on his fingertip and, just like when they were children, acts coy with him. "Brother Yun, do me a favor and marry me, okay?"
Fu Tingyun agrees without a change in expression.
But inside, he thinks: This time, he won't let his little butterfly fly away.
[A seemingly carefree, actually devoted, irresistible bottom x a gentleman at first who later goes mad, a wolf in sheep's clothing top]
Note:
1. The bottom has an irresistible charm, and everyone loves him, but the only person he truly loves is the top.
2. One-on-one romance, both are virgins, happy ending.
Theme: Focus on mental health and care for the growth of little animals.
Pay attention, here is an unlucky social animal named Luo Jue, who was dressed as a chicken and was captured by the mentally ill man who died of his wife to hatch eggs.
To know what happened next, please read the preview of the column "I hatched an egg after dressing up as a double":
Luo Jue wore a book and turned into a chicken.
The protagonist of the original book, Shou, is the last phoenix in the world. After his death, the widower Gong Qingyang starts to go crazy and hunts chickens all day long.
Unfortunately, he became the 367th chicken caught by mental illness.
The system asked him to be a substitute to comfort mental patients. As long as Qingyang didn't go crazy within ten years, he would get one billion to retire.
A certain salted fish: Is there such a good thing?
Luo Jue then put her own chicken paw print on the labor contract.
Unexpectedly, it was only the third day of his part-time job when he accidentally heard Qing Yang and Xian Shi talking in the corner.
"Let's stew all those chickens. Ah Jue is weak, so it happens to be a good time to replenish his body." The man's expression was gentle, and his eyes were full of affection. "I heard that chickens with spiritual intelligence are more nutritious than ordinary chickens, right?"
Luo Jue was horrified and quickly decided to run away. However, he died halfway through the run and was caught by a mental illness.
Qing Yang rubbed his round chicken butt and said warmly: "The chicken made yesterday was very nutritious. Do you want to try it?"
Luo Jue's whole body was stiff, and she had no choice but to give up the idea of running away, and honestly served as a teething biscuit for the mentally ill attacker.
One day, Qing Yang took out the phoenix egg left by his ex-wife from his arms and stroked its feathers affectionately: "Ah Jue, the medicine man said that this egg needs your nourishment day and night before it can hatch as soon as possible."
Luo Jue was horrified: Hatching... Hatching eggs?
He is a rooster! ! !
Besides, the egg was almost half as big as his chicken coop. Not only was it a cross-gender hatching egg, it was also a cross-species egg!
But Qingyang insisted on stuffing the eggs into his chicken coop.
Luo Jue sighed: Forget it, what are you arguing with a mental patient who has lost his loved one? Just hatch the eggs.
But not long after it was hatched, Luo Jue was horrified to find that the egg had become intelligent, and she chased him all over the mountain as if she were her mother.
When he sleeps, the eggs get into his bed.
He fished, and Egg kept asking him to work as a wet nurse.
He ran away from work and Dan chased him all the way to his hometown.
But when he was bullied viciously by the crazy Qing Yang, this egg, which had no blood relationship with him, sided with him and beat his own father all over his head with the hard egg shell.
Luo Jue was moved to tears and decided to treat Dan as her own son from now on.
But no matter how hard you kiss, the rooster can't hatch an egg. Luo Jue has worked diligently for ten years, but the eggs are still eggs, but the labor contract has expired.
He expected to ask for his salary from the system. The prompt sounded: The system you are bound to has been logged out.
Luo Jue:? ! Where is his one billion pension? !
How unreasonable! I can't last a day in this bad class.
So he abandoned his pick and ran away.
Luo Jue didn't expect that as soon as he ran away, the protagonist Gong would go crazy.
Qing Yang dug three feet into the ground to find his retirement home. His eyes were blood red and he asked gloomily: "Ah Jue, even if you leave your own flesh and blood, will you leave me?"
Luo Jue (black question mark): What the hell?
He looked at the glutinous rice dumplings carved out of the same mold as himself, and then at the fiery red tail feathers that he had recently grown, which were exactly the same as those of the deceased protagonist Shou, and his eyes darkened.
No... All I can think about is that joke
Big dog!
It's not the dog that comes first as the wolf
I don't know if anyone understands!
Sorry, the main name at the beginning looked like Android, so I almost gave it up.
Zuma, the last sentence, "Yan", made me fly away.
It's so fast. Why did it end? It's been a long time since I've seen such a satisfying article. It's so short that I cried. It's very well written. I'm very good at writing about this kind of subject. It's great.
He rushed to the scene and found Wen) based on his impression of a certain Lu Jiang who had just signed a contract and found it difficult to make money. Come on, Mrs. Wen, the three dimensions will be fine.
It's so beautiful, can't it be worth ten thousand a day?
A row of claws is really cute [dog head][dog head]
It's nice and sweet. I finished the professional course in one class. Show off your skills by the way.
You, you, if the little wolf cub hadn't found you a wife, would you have had a wife? (Pointing)
Pay attention, here is an unlucky social animal named Luo Jue, who was dressed as a chicken and was captured by the mentally ill man who died of his wife to hatch eggs. To know what happened next, please read the preview of the column "I hatched an egg after dressing up as a double": Luo Jue wore a book and turned into a chicken. The protagonist of the original book, Shou, is the last phoenix in the world. After his death, the widower Gong Qingyang starts to go crazy and hunts chickens all day long. Unfortunately, he became the 367th chicken caught by mental illness. The system asked him to be a substitute to comfort mental patients. As long as Qingyang didn't go crazy within ten years, he would get one billion to retire. A certain salted fish: Is there such a good thing? Luo Jue then put her own chicken paw print on the labor contract. Unexpectedly, it was only the third day of his part-time job when he accidentally heard Qing Yang and Xian Shi talking in the corner. "Let's stew all those chickens. Ah Jue is weak, so it happens to be a good time to replenish his body." The man's expression was gentle, and his eyes were full of affection. "I heard that chickens with spiritual intelligence are more nutritious than ordinary chickens, right?" Luo Jue was horrified and quickly decided to run away. However, he died halfway through the run and was caught by a mental illness. Qing Yang rubbed his round chicken butt and said warmly: "The chicken made yesterday was very nutritious. Do you want to try it?" Luo Jue's whole body was stiff, and she had no choice but to give up the idea of running away, and honestly served as a teething biscuit for the mentally ill attacker. One day, Qing Yang took out the phoenix egg left by his ex-wife from his arms and stroked its feathers affectionately: "Ah Jue, the medicine man said that this egg needs your nourishment day and night before it can hatch as soon as possible." Luo Jue was horrified: Hatching... Hatching eggs? He is a rooster! ! ! Besides, the egg was almost half as big as his chicken coop. Not only was it a cross-gender hatching egg, it was also a cross-species egg! But Qingyang insisted on stuffing the eggs into his chicken coop. Luo Jue sighed: Forget it, what are you arguing with a mental patient who has lost his loved one? Just hatch the eggs. But not long after it was hatched, Luo Jue was horrified to find that the egg had become intelligent, and she chased him all over the mountain as if she were her mother. When he sleeps, the eggs get into his bed. He fished, and Egg kept asking him to work as a wet nurse. He ran away from work and Dan chased him all the way to his hometown. But when he was bullied viciously by the crazy Qing Yang, this egg, which had no blood relationship with him, sided with him and beat his own father all over his head with the hard egg shell. Luo Jue was moved to tears and decided to treat Dan as her own son from now on. But no matter how hard you kiss, the rooster can't hatch an egg. Luo Jue has worked diligently for ten years, but the eggs are still eggs, but the labor contract has expired. He expected to ask for his salary from the system. The prompt sounded: The system you are bound to has been logged out. Luo Jue:? ! Where is his one billion pension? ! How unreasonable! I can't last a day in this bad class. So he abandoned his pick and ran away. Luo Jue didn't expect that as soon as he ran away, the protagonist Gong would go crazy. Qing Yang dug three feet into the ground to find his retirement home. His eyes were blood red and he asked gloomily: "Ah Jue, even if you leave your own flesh and blood, will you leave me?" Luo Jue (black question mark): What the hell? He looked at the glutinous rice dumplings carved out of the same mold as himself, and then at the fiery red tail feathers that he had recently grown, which were exactly the same as those of the deceased protagonist Shou, and his eyes darkened.
No... All I can think about is that joke Big dog! It's not the dog that comes first as the wolf I don't know if anyone understands!
Sorry, the main name at the beginning looked like Android, so I almost gave it up.
Zuma, the last sentence, "Yan", made me fly away.
It's so fast. Why did it end? It's been a long time since I've seen such a satisfying article. It's so short that I cried. It's very well written. I'm very good at writing about this kind of subject. It's great.
He rushed to the scene and found Wen) based on his impression of a certain Lu Jiang who had just signed a contract and found it difficult to make money. Come on, Mrs. Wen, the three dimensions will be fine.
It's so beautiful, can't it be worth ten thousand a day?
A row of claws is really cute [dog head][dog head]
It's nice and sweet. I finished the professional course in one class. Show off your skills by the way.
You, you, if the little wolf cub hadn't found you a wife, would you have had a wife? (Pointing)