The Poor, Oblivious Straight Guy [Quick Transmigration]

A handsome, aloof-looking straight guy who’s actually kind of clueless, slow on the uptake, and so irresistible even passing dogs have to stop and take a sniff. While doing side-character missions in each world, he keeps catching the eye of a bunch of deranged men. 1. The Beloved Wife Everyone Hates 【You’re a has-been idol with a reputation for all the wrong reasons. Through sheer luck, you marry a rich man who looks a lot like your unrequited first love. Not long after the wedding, your husband dies. You depended on him completely, have no survival skills, and can’t stand being alone, so you start plotting to find another stand-in husband.】 System: Your husband has come back reborn to get revenge on you. Chu Yun really does get his revenge. The replacement husband Chu Yun carefully picked turns out to be his dead husband, reborn. The man who used to dote on him now acts like a demon consumed by lust. “That’ll leave you too worn out to go looking for him.” “Don’t answer other men’s messages. I’m more than enough for you.” Chu Yun thinks he’s hidden his addiction well, but plenty of people have discovered it. His husband’s friends, his first love, his former bandmates… Their disgust all turns into something else. After all, in their eyes, Chu Yun is nothing but a pitiful widower who desperately needs a man. 2. The Landmine Campus Belle at an All-Alpha Military Academy 【You grew up in the slums, have a pretentious personality, and suffer from severe separation anxiety. After becoming dependent on the protagonist you took in, one day he suddenly disappears. You enroll in military school to find him, cling to him like a ghost, and even have a companion robot custom-made to look like him so you can pretend to be in a relationship. You’re so unhinged that the amnesiac protagonist reluctantly agrees to date you, only to discover what a walking red flag you are. After seeing how controlling you are toward your boyfriend, every Alpha on campus keeps their distance.】 System: After the breakup, you try to win him back with your body. Chu Yun locks himself in with the protagonist while he’s in rut. The pheromones of two Alphas repel each other. When his chin is grabbed, Chu Yun thinks he’s about to get a hard punch. Instead, he gets a hard kiss. A week later, Chu Yun returns to the training room covered in pheromones, and the Alphas there give him exactly the strange looks he expected. What he doesn’t know is that in the campus forum, people have spent the past few days heatedly discussing how to replace the campus belle’s boyfriend and become the Alpha who can get that lovesick little girl pregnant. 3. The Stuffy Boss 【You’re a disposable boss in a rich-family romance: stiff, strict, and meticulous. Even your marriage is a family-arranged union of convenience, with both parties agreeing to stay out of each other’s business.】 System: Throw the file in the protagonist’s face. Papers scatter across the quiet office floor. Chu Yun raises his eyelids halfway and looks coldly at the tall man across from him. “Are you always this stupid?” The male lead can barely breathe after being chewed out, glaring at Chu Yun as if he were his sworn enemy. Chu Yun is satisfied. But as soon as he sends the man away, the other guy posts a picture of Chu Yun’s angry outburst in the employees’ group chat to show off. “Three buttons undone. He was showing it off to me on purpose.” “He’s obviously into me. Why else would he only yell at me and not the others?” “He looks so damn hot when he’s yelling.” The young, handsome boss never imagines that his slim waist beneath his shirt, the way his lower lip juts out when he’s angry, and the faint pink marks sometimes visible on his pale neck have all become fodder for the fantasies of his repressed, overtime-working subordinates. 4. Horror-Movie Red Shirt He doesn’t know that the football team’s favorite thing to do is score. 5. The Country Bumpkin Dresses like a hick and still likes to seduce people. 6. Black Cat Prison Warden The person they’ve been spending money to raise suddenly has a big belly. … Naturally clueless straight-guy heartthrob bottom X that kind of top 1. The bottom is a tall, slender beauty (180 cm) with a face that makes you swoon. Lots of descriptions of his looks. 2. Multiple fragments of the top, with many versions in each mini-world. Everyone is inexperienced; whether older, younger, or nonhuman, they’re all handsome, muscular hunks with thermoses, and there’s a major size difference with the bottom, plus rivalry between the men. 3. Includes forum posts, lots of genderbending talk, lewd banter, stubborn denial, a little wall-papering, amnesia, pregnancy, and other dramatic tropes… In short, it’s an indulgent story about repressed desire, so enter with caution. Mini-world endings are open-ended and freeze in place. The straight guy may soften, but he won’t return their feelings. The real world is one-on-one with a happy ending. 4. The mini-worlds aren’t written in order. The story focuses on everyday romance, either uncomplicated wish fulfillment or melodrama. No historical settings. Upcoming Book Next up: The Easy-to-Fool One Everyone Hates [Quick Transmigration] Wen Zhili is a tiny pink immortal jellyfish. After accidentally entering a dormant period, he gets bound to a system for roles everyone hates. System: 【Characters everyone hates have to suffer illness-based punishments. A delicate little body like yours can be assigned an illness that won’t hurt you and will only torment other people!】 The little jellyfish plays the hated character, all wide-eyed and innocent, but the job is hard for him. Because he likes humans. He’s naturally drawn to them, and he’s clingy every second of the day. So he has no choice but to hog the protagonist’s time, get in the way and drag everyone down, show off his relationship in front of others, and act spoiled and pretentious. Luckily, everyone ends up hating him. They look down on him and call him “lovesick girl” and “a romance addict.” They’ll corner him and refuse to let him leave until he answers their questions. They even grill him about private things he does with his boyfriend. Later, the men who love to show off text him: 【Want me to rub your legs again tonight?】 【It’s getting cold. Your brother-in-law runs hot.】 【Baby, my illness needs your spit to cure it.】 System: ? My Host looks easy to fool? 1. The Only Omega 【As the only Omega to present in a world where everyone else is normal, you think very highly of yourself and expect everyone to indulge you. You set your sights on an illegitimate son of low status. When he rejects you, you spread rumors that he can’t perform, and even try to drug him so you can force yourself on him. You bring this on yourself and develop pheromone recognition disorder.】 After an episode starts, Zhili follows the scent clinging to him back to its source. The gloomy illegitimate son and protagonist opens the door. During the day, he ignores the spoiled young master completely. Now he’s blushing faintly and mistaking him for his boyfriend, pressing close and asking for hugs, even hinting that he’ll get pregnant. System: 【Later, you get thrown out, 】 It falls silent as it watches several men lining up to trick its Host, each claiming to be the one who marked him last night: “…” 2. The Playboy with White Knight Syndrome 【You have white knight syndrome and love rescuing people who have fallen on hard times. Once they grow stronger, you lose interest and look for someone new. Everyone thinks you’re a fickle playboy who sleeps around.】 System: 【All those ex-boyfriends of yours have become powerful and are coming after you to settle the score.】 Zhili looks at several tall men with sour expressions, thinking they’ll take a terrible revenge on him. But they only crowd around him and pinch his cheeks, admitting they’re sick or broke. One even says he can’t perform. Every single one of them needs him to come to the rescue. … Clingy, sweet, pretty, spirited darling bottom X multiple fragments of the top Theme: Become an independent, self-reliant young person