The Airheaded Beauty and His Vicious Dogs

The author is recovering from an illness and has no income apart from writing. Life is very difficult, so please don't read pirated copies. Buying the full version costs only 6 yuan, and all the extras are free. Thank you, my dears, for supporting the official release. The completed novel with a similar harem-showdown premise, The Spoiled Kitty Crashed and Quit Pretending, is available now, so go ahead and grab it! Don't forget to rate it, my dears! Chen Minzhi has never been very bright. People call him an "honest guy," but fortunately, he's loyal and sincere, and he made lots of good friends as soon as he started college. At first, Chen Minzhi didn't think anything was wrong. An upperclassman warns him not to get too close to his roommate. Chen Minzhi stares wide-eyed. "My roommate is a really nice person." His roommate warns him that the upperclassman is no good. Chen Minzhi looks stern. "How can you talk about someone behind their back?" Until... He realizes that the seemingly gentle and courteous campus heartthrob keeps "happening" to run into him in the communal bathhouse, and always forgets his body wash, insisting on borrowing Chen Minzhi's soap. His usually cold-as-ice roommate has a pair of Chen Minzhi's missing underwear accidentally fall out of his closet. And the new buddy he's made lately, a dark-skinned athlete who looks like a total straight guy, says he has a gift for him. But when Chen Minzhi opens the box, he finds a set of women's sexy lingerie. Even someone as slow on the uptake as Chen Minzhi can tell these guys are up to no good. Terrified, he packs his things and flees in the middle of the night, hiding out at his childhood friend's place in the neighboring city. But he doesn't expect his friend to leave the master bedroom empty and insist on sharing a bed with him in the guest room, nuzzling against his neck and sniffing him. In a husky voice, he says, "Brother, you smell so good." "..." Chen Minzhi: I'm so gay-panic-stricken. Seriously, so gay-panic-stricken. * This poor honest guy is being pursued by four mad dogs. He can't escape, so all he can do is try to keep the dogs happy and maintain the peace, hoping for a quiet life. The campus heartthrob holds him in his arms and asks jealously, "Baby, didn't you hate Qin Mo the most? Why did you let him into your room last night?" Chen Minzhi murmurs, "We just cuddled under the covers and talked. Really." His icy roommate fingers the chain in his hand, his gaze dark and gloomy. "Didn't you say you only loved me?" Chen Minzhi stammers, "Um... I was just playing along with them. You're the only one I really mean it with." His yandere childhood friend bites his ear. "Brother, who makes you feel the best?" Chen Minzhi lies sprawled on the bed and says weakly, "You're the best at it." The dark-skinned big dog is the least trouble of the lot. He doesn't make a fuss, but his energy is just too boundless. He needs feeding three times a day, and it's a bit hard on Chen Minzhi's back. But he never expected that all his hard work keeping everyone happy would only buy them a brief peace. Because something seems to be happening to his body. Four tall, handsome men crowd around him, staring at his slightly swollen belly, their eyes red as they ask, "Minmin, the baby is mine, right?" Chen Minzhi: I'm tired. Let's just end it all. An honest, straight-laced bottom with unbelievably strong obliviousness and a uniquely wired brain, with a bunny-like vibe x Gentle, refined top Gloomy ghostly top Younger yandere top Obsessive, devoted loyal-dog top *Character art by my dear artist friend. Reading Guide: 1. The bottom is not exclusive to the tops, while all the tops are paragons of chastity, with a competitive love-triangle showdown. 2. The fake-pregnancy trope, no children. It's all for the melodrama. 3. The bottom is a beautiful, oblivious straight guy adored by everyone, and he's extremely slow on the uptake. At first, all the guys pine for him in secret and he doesn't commit to anyone. He only figures things out and chooses someone later. 4. All the tops are crazy, obsessive simps: crazy first, simps later. They're pretty twisted at the start and scare their beloved into tears, so read with caution if that bothers you. Later, their beloved gradually trains them into obedient dogs. 5. In the middle, once the twisted tops stop pretending, there are a few scenes of coercive love, as they lose it when their love goes unreturned. But the bottom always has the upper hand emotionally, so it's all pleasure, no pain. P.S. The author really loves the coercive-love trope where he runs and they chase, and he can't escape even if he had wings. A similar harem-showdown novel, The Pretty Fool Keeps Catching the Gloomy Villain's Eye, is coming soon. Please add it to your collection! Expected to launch at the end of the year! Shen Xijun is a peach blossom spirit. While undergoing a heavenly tribulation, he was struck by lightning and sent into a quick transmigration world. The System says, "Your mission is to kill the evil villains in each world." Shen Xijun lifts his soft, delicate little face and points at himself in confusion. He asks timidly, "...Me?" The System says, "...Never mind. Go play." Shen Xijun: ...? Because he is so weak, his mission changes from killing the big villain to becoming a disposable extra who heroically sacrifices himself so the protagonist can kill the villain. But Shen Xijun never expected to survive every supposedly fatal plot point, while the protagonist and the villain both look at him more and more strangely. [Cthulhu World] He is transmigrated into the "messenger," the only one capable of connecting three-dimensional and four-dimensional space, and is used as bait to lure an ancient evil god into a human trap. But the indescribably powerful evil god wraps a cold tentacle around his upper thigh and whispers into his ear, "Humanity should be grateful they offered you to me, my mate. It saved them from extinction." The general who offered him up as bait eventually kneels before the closed space passage, abandoning his faith and dignity as he begs the evil god to release him, even at the cost of all humanity. [Immortal Cultivation World] He is transmigrated into the little disciple of a righteous immortal venerable and sent to poison the evil Demon Venerable's wine. But the Demon Venerable calmly drinks the poisoned wine, then leisurely grabs him by the ankle and drags him back to bed. He says regretfully, "You fool. What you put in my drink wasn't poison, it was an aphrodisiac." Meanwhile, his aloof and untouchable master eventually slaughters his way into the demon realm, eyes blood-red. "Return my little disciple." [Vampire World] He is transmigrated into a saint whose blood has a special fragrance, and sent to stab a silver dagger into the heart of the vampire progenitor. But the thousand-year-old vampire rubs his sharp fangs against Shen Xijun's tender neck, his voice bewitching. "Let me take a bite and mark you as mine, and I'll spare the werewolf who sent you here." The werewolf brother who raised him and expected him to give his life for their clan eventually cuts out his own heart, just to beg for Shen Xijun's forgiveness. [ABO World] He is transmigrated into an omega born with alluring pheromones, and sent to seduce and assassinate the villainous alpha. But the alpha locks him in a villa and strokes his belly, his eyes dark. "I'll let you out when you're pregnant." The man who first gave him the mission sneaks into the heavily guarded villa and touches his slightly swollen belly. "Baby, get rid of it. Wouldn't you rather carry my child?" [Supernatural World] He is transmigrated into a young Taoist priest with yin-yang eyes and sent to stick a yellow talisman on an evil ghost's forehead. But the ghost easily takes the talisman and presses it to his own forehead. His cold hand strokes the back of Shen Xijun's neck as he says ominously, "You've been pretending not to see me all this time, just for this?" The head of the family who raised him for eighteen years, only to steal his special constitution, eventually searches tirelessly for Taoist priests across the land, trying to recover the soul the evil ghost stole from him. Other worlds to be decided: [Post-apocalyptic Zombie King] [Miaojiang Black Witch] Shen Xijun: ...Something seems off. Why are both the villains and the protagonists lusting after him? [Innocent, soft, sweet beauty bottom x various dark, obsessive, possessive, crazy yandere tops] Theme: Love can change anything.