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Luo Xu transmigrates into a book and becomes a chicken.
The System tells him to act as a substitute and comfort Qing Yang, a widowed top who's mentally unstable after his wife died. In return, it promises him a retirement fund of ten billion.
A lazy slacker: This kind of deal actually exists?
Luo Xu happily presses his chicken footprint onto the employment contract.
Not long after, Qing Yang pulls an egg from his arms and asks him to incubate it.
Luo Xu is horrified. “Inc... incubate an egg?”
But he's a rooster!!!
The egg is a spirit egg, and it treats him like its mother, chasing him all over the mountain.
When he sleeps, the egg crawls into his bed.
When he slacks off, the egg clings to him and makes him go to work as its nanny.
When he skips work and runs away, the egg chases him all the way back to his hometown.
But that's not the point. The point is that Luo Xu thinks the scheming top is taking advantage of him under the pretext of incubating the egg.
Before the egg develops its intelligence, Qing Yang brings over two wedding outfits and says gently, “A Xu, if we marry, it'll help it develop its intelligence.”
After the egg develops its intelligence, Qing Yang pulls him onto the bed and solemnly starts undressing him. “A Xu, getting closer will help it hatch sooner.”
When the egg gets a fever, Qing Yang says seriously, “A Xu, it's of the water and fire elements. Our spiritual energies have to merge while we cultivate together for it to...”
Luo Xu, his waist aching and his body weak, finally loses patience and kicks him off the bed. “Whoever wants to incubate this egg can do it!”
Not long afterward, Qing Yang brings over a huge box full of gold and asks gently, “Do you like it, A Xu?”
Luo Xu: Maybe I can put up with this a little longer...
Then, saying one thing and doing another, he clanks the gold into his Qiankun bag.
*
But roosters naturally can't hatch eggs. Luo Xu works diligently for ten years, and the egg is still an egg, while his employment contract has already expired.
Full of anticipation, he asks the System for his wages. A notification sounds: The System linked to your account has been deactivated.
Luo Xu: ?!
Where's his ten-billion retirement fund?!
Unbelievable!
He can't work at this crappy job for another day.
So he quits and runs away.
Luo Xu never expected that as soon as he ran off, the male lead would really go mad.
Qing Yang digs up the earth until he finds Luo Xu's retirement hideaway. His eyes bloodshot, he asks darkly, “A Xu, even if it means abandoning your own flesh and blood, you still want to leave me?”
Luo Xu (confused black-guy meme): What the heck?
He looks at the little glutinous rice ball beside Qing Yang, who looks exactly like him, and nearly blacks out.
*
Luo Xu (furious): Fraud! This is fraud! I'm taking this scammer System to arbitration! Where's the labor bureau? Where's the labor bureau?
Qing Yang (kissing his wife): Times are tough. Scam companies are everywhere. Stop working. I'll support you.
A goofy, lazy bottom who only wants to retire and enjoy life x an obsessive, dark-hearted top who plays the pig to eat the tiger and is a lunatic
Reader's Guide:
1. The top is obsessive, and there will be a few scenes of forced romance.
2. A past-and-present-lives trope. There is a melodramatic misunderstanding in their previous lives, but it doesn't take up much space and is resolved in chapters 45-46.
3. A happy ending for everyone.
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Shen Xijun is a peach blossom spirit. During his tribulation, a bolt of heavenly lightning sends him into a quick transmigration world.
The System: “Your mission is to kill the evil villain in each world.”
Shen Xijun raises his soft, delicate little face and points at himself in confusion, asking timidly, “...Me?”
The System: “...Never mind, go play.”
Shen Xijun: ...?
Because he's so weak, his mission changes from killing the big villain to gloriously sacrificing himself as a cannon-fodder character so the protagonist can kill the big villain.
But Shen Xijun never expected that he would survive every supposedly fatal plot point, while the protagonist and the villain both look at him in increasingly strange ways.
[Cthulhu World] He transmigrates into the only “messenger” able to connect three-dimensional and four-dimensional space, sent as bait to lure an ancient evil god into humanity's trap.
Instead, the indescribably powerful evil god wraps an icy tentacle around his inner thigh and whispers against his ear, “Humanity should be grateful they offered you to me, my mate. It spared them from destruction.”
The general who offered him as bait eventually kneels before the closed gateway between worlds, abandoning his faith and dignity to beg the evil god to let him go, even at the cost of all humanity.
[Immortal Cultivation World] He transmigrates into the righteous Immortal Venerable's young disciple, sent to poison the evil Demon Lord's wine.
Instead, the Demon Lord calmly drinks the poisoned wine, then leisurely grabs him by the ankle and drags him back to bed, saying regretfully, “You idiot, what you put in my drink wasn't poison. It was an aphrodisiac.”
His aloof, lofty master eventually fights his way to the Demon Realm, covered in blood and eyes red with rage. “Give my little disciple back.”
[Vampire World] He transmigrates into a holy son whose blood has a special fragrance, sent to plunge a silver dagger into the heart of the Vampire Progenitor.
Instead, the thousand-year-old vampire rubs his fangs against his delicate neck and murmurs seductively, “Let me bite you and mark you, and I'll spare the werewolf who sent you here.”
His werewolf brother, who raised him and expected him to give his life for their people, eventually tears out his own heart just to beg for forgiveness.
[ABO World] He transmigrates into an omega born with alluring pheromones, sent to seduce and assassinate a villainous alpha.
Instead, the alpha locks him in a villa and strokes his belly, his eyes dark. “I'll let you out when you're pregnant.”
The man who initially assigned him the mission sneaks into the heavily guarded villa and lays a hand on his slightly rounded belly. “Baby, get rid of it. Wouldn't you rather be pregnant with mine?”
[Supernatural World] He transmigrates into a young Taoist priest with Yin-Yang Eyes, sent to stick a yellow talisman on an evil ghost's forehead.
Instead, the ghost casually takes the talisman and presses it to his own forehead, its icy palm stroking the back of his neck as it says ominously, “Is that why you kept pretending you couldn't see me?”
The head of the family who raised him for eighteen years solely to steal his special constitution eventually searches tirelessly for Taoist priests across the land, trying to find the soul the evil ghost stole from him.
Other worlds, not yet decided:
[Apocalypse Zombie King]
[Miaojiang Black Witch]
Shen Xijun: ...Something seems off. Why are both the villains and the protagonists lusting after him?
[Innocent, silly, sweet and delicate beauty bottom x various dark, obsessive, possessive, yandere, utterly unhinged tops]
Note:
1. The villain is the true top, while the righteous protagonist is a scum top (the scum top is not one of the top's fragments). The scum top will face a reckoning, but the bottom will only end up with the true top.
2. The villain will dote on his wife very, very much.
3. The top's fragments are the villains in each world.
Theme: Give the child a wonderful childhood.
Poor little Phoenix, after eating a peach, he was tricked by the bad dragon into becoming his wife~
It's better to take advantage of the Emperor of Heaven_(:з∠)_ He caused the destruction of three tribes, and I thought he would be killed. Alas, the dust has finally settled and the young couple can be together.
All because of the lack of a camera
Next door, "The Sweetheart Turns Dark After the Marriage Agreement" is updated daily, please collect it!
Ning Chenhuan suspected that he had violated the God of Marriage and was cursed.
The goddess told him that if he did not marry someone who matched his horoscope before the age of 23, he would be unlucky for the rest of his life.
In order to break the curse, he agreed to marry his sweetheart Fu Tingyun.
Fu Tingyun was an upright and honorable man. Most importantly, he was a straight man. There was absolutely no risk in marrying him. Ning Chenhuan was very satisfied.
But it didn't take long for him to discover that a physical marriage could not break the curse and he had to get a de facto marriage. So one month after getting married, he and his husband fulfilled their marital obligations for the first time.
Ning Chenhuan's eyes were still swollen the next day.
He became a de facto couple honestly for several months, and the curse was finally lifted.
Ning Chenhuan mentioned the divorce happily, but the man held his ankle and said in a satisfied voice: "Huanhuan, did you remember wrongly? We have never signed any agreement."
Ning Chenhuan panicked: "Aren't you a straight man?"
Fu Tingyun sighed softly: "Huanhuan, no straight man would desire another man."
Ning Chenhuan felt as if he had been poured down by a basin of ice water.
It turns out that the man in front of him has never been a gentleman, but a wolf wearing a gentleman's skin.
He packed up his things and ran away overnight.
Not long after, he was captured by a man who had laid a dragnet.
The man bit his ear: "The little butterfly is always so disobedient. Do I have to break his wings so that he won't fly away from my arms again?"
Looking into those dark and deep eyes, Ning Chenhuan realized in despair that his gentle sweetheart seemed to have completely turned dark.
Fu Tingyun has a beautiful and cute little bamboo horse that flies around him all day long, like a clinging little butterfly.
He likes little butterflies, he has liked them since he was a child, but he can't tell.
Because these years, he watched the little butterflies playing among the flowers, but he never wanted to stop for any flower.
He knew that the little butterfly would have forever friends, but not a forever lover.
Until that day, the little butterfly flew to his fingertips and acted coquettishly to him like he did when he was a child: "Brother Yun, do me a favor and marry me, okay?"
Fu Tingyun agreed calmly.
But he thought in his heart that this time, he would not let his little butterfly fly away.
[On the surface, he is a prodigal, but he is actually an innocent and heart-throb. In the early stage, he is a gentleman, and in the later stage, he goes crazy. White and black attacks.]
It's okay, chick, he's rich, and all his gold will be yours from now on.
Madhu, it turns out that the culprit is the Emperor of Heaven. Damn it! This Heavenly Emperor, in order to stabilize his position, could try to get rid of his wife's entire clan, and then let Tang She and the Phoenix clan fight and die together. It was really a good plan. Qingyang, please quickly become stronger and get rid of your father too.
Alas, it's a good thing that the Phoenix Clan can be resurrected, otherwise there's really nothing we can do. What on earth is Qing Yang doing? He has a grudge against Tang She. As a dragon, is he still afraid of Tang She's revenge? Why do you want to leave the Phoenix feathers behind after taking revenge? And it was a feather given to him by a chicken. Was it a misunderstanding or something he did on purpose? It's really too much.
It's good to watch, the extras are so sweet, I'm looking forward to the next work~
Hahahaha, I failed to escape again. What a chick who never forgets his original intention.
Hahahaha, you delivered it to your door? Qingyang really earned you such a simple chick
After the Little Fool Heard the Voice of the Marriage Boss,
My Obsessive Brother Has His Eyes on Me
I Went Viral After Starting a Livestreamed Pet Daycare
The Airheaded Beauty and His Vicious Dogs
My Scheming Childhood Friend Drops the Act After We Marry
Why Are You Fighting Over Me?
Fairy-Tale Villains Are Forbidden from Being Everyone's Favorite! [Quick Transmigration]
Poor little Phoenix, after eating a peach, he was tricked by the bad dragon into becoming his wife~
It's better to take advantage of the Emperor of Heaven_(:з∠)_ He caused the destruction of three tribes, and I thought he would be killed. Alas, the dust has finally settled and the young couple can be together.
All because of the lack of a camera
Next door, "The Sweetheart Turns Dark After the Marriage Agreement" is updated daily, please collect it! Ning Chenhuan suspected that he had violated the God of Marriage and was cursed. The goddess told him that if he did not marry someone who matched his horoscope before the age of 23, he would be unlucky for the rest of his life. In order to break the curse, he agreed to marry his sweetheart Fu Tingyun. Fu Tingyun was an upright and honorable man. Most importantly, he was a straight man. There was absolutely no risk in marrying him. Ning Chenhuan was very satisfied. But it didn't take long for him to discover that a physical marriage could not break the curse and he had to get a de facto marriage. So one month after getting married, he and his husband fulfilled their marital obligations for the first time. Ning Chenhuan's eyes were still swollen the next day. He became a de facto couple honestly for several months, and the curse was finally lifted. Ning Chenhuan mentioned the divorce happily, but the man held his ankle and said in a satisfied voice: "Huanhuan, did you remember wrongly? We have never signed any agreement." Ning Chenhuan panicked: "Aren't you a straight man?" Fu Tingyun sighed softly: "Huanhuan, no straight man would desire another man." Ning Chenhuan felt as if he had been poured down by a basin of ice water. It turns out that the man in front of him has never been a gentleman, but a wolf wearing a gentleman's skin. He packed up his things and ran away overnight. Not long after, he was captured by a man who had laid a dragnet. The man bit his ear: "The little butterfly is always so disobedient. Do I have to break his wings so that he won't fly away from my arms again?" Looking into those dark and deep eyes, Ning Chenhuan realized in despair that his gentle sweetheart seemed to have completely turned dark. Fu Tingyun has a beautiful and cute little bamboo horse that flies around him all day long, like a clinging little butterfly. He likes little butterflies, he has liked them since he was a child, but he can't tell. Because these years, he watched the little butterflies playing among the flowers, but he never wanted to stop for any flower. He knew that the little butterfly would have forever friends, but not a forever lover. Until that day, the little butterfly flew to his fingertips and acted coquettishly to him like he did when he was a child: "Brother Yun, do me a favor and marry me, okay?" Fu Tingyun agreed calmly. But he thought in his heart that this time, he would not let his little butterfly fly away. [On the surface, he is a prodigal, but he is actually an innocent and heart-throb. In the early stage, he is a gentleman, and in the later stage, he goes crazy. White and black attacks.]
It's okay, chick, he's rich, and all his gold will be yours from now on.
Madhu, it turns out that the culprit is the Emperor of Heaven. Damn it! This Heavenly Emperor, in order to stabilize his position, could try to get rid of his wife's entire clan, and then let Tang She and the Phoenix clan fight and die together. It was really a good plan. Qingyang, please quickly become stronger and get rid of your father too.
Alas, it's a good thing that the Phoenix Clan can be resurrected, otherwise there's really nothing we can do. What on earth is Qing Yang doing? He has a grudge against Tang She. As a dragon, is he still afraid of Tang She's revenge? Why do you want to leave the Phoenix feathers behind after taking revenge? And it was a feather given to him by a chicken. Was it a misunderstanding or something he did on purpose? It's really too much.
It's good to watch, the extras are so sweet, I'm looking forward to the next work~
Hahahaha, I failed to escape again. What a chick who never forgets his original intention.
Hahahaha, you delivered it to your door? Qingyang really earned you such a simple chick