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[The two gong leads are biological brothers, and there is no possibility of romantic tension between them. They are simply brothers who fall out over the same spouse. The fake marriage is a scheme they carry out together to deal with the villain.]
Yuan Zhi is a child adopted by the Lu family.
Although they are not related by blood, his eldest brother, Lu Yichuan, treats him like a real younger brother and spoils him into a pampered young master.
The day Yuan Zhi learns that his eldest brother is to marry into the Xie family by arrangement, to the family’s only son, Xie Hanyu, he makes up his mind to drive this man who is stealing his brother away out of their home.
He acts sweet and well-behaved in front of his brother, but inside he is full of bad ideas.
When his brother is away, he secretly cuts up Xie Hanyu’s clothes and smears something filthy on them.
Afterward, Yuan Zhi hides in the closet, ready to witness Xie Hanyu’s spectacular breakdown with his own eyes.
Then he sees the usually refined, chaste man, as untouchable as a flower on a high mountain, pick up the clothes Yuan Zhi dirtied, lower his head, and inhale their scent deeply.
*
While Xie Hanyu is away on a business trip, Yuan Zhi knocks on his eldest brother’s door late at night and says in a soft, sweet voice, “Big Brother, open up. It’s your sister-in-law.”
Lu Yichuan stares at him. “What are you wearing?”
Yuan Zhi hooks a finger under his brother’s chin. “Does your sister-in-law look better in it, or do I?”
Then his brother, face dark with anger, strips him, and the man’s broad palm leaves his bottom red and swollen.
“Don’t wear his clothes again,” the man says coldly.
“If you want to wear something, wear mine.”
*
To stop them from getting married, Yuan Zhi deliberately drugs Xie Hanyu’s drink on the eve of the wedding, then sends himself to the man’s bed.
The next day, his eldest brother, Lu Yichuan, kicks down the door. His expression is terrifying.
He is locked inside a villa, and a chain is fastened around his beautiful, slender ankle.
The man peels his clothes off as if stripping the skin from a lotus root, his gaze dark as he says, “Starting today, I’ll teach you all over again how to be a good younger brother.”
*
[A little green-tea shou who thinks he’s wicked but is really a foolish kitty x a rigid, stern, extremely controlling fatherly eldest-brother gong x a refined, depraved, gloomy and obsessive second-brother gong]
Reader’s Guide:
1. Important! The two gong leads are brothers! Brothers! They are related by blood. There is absolutely no romantic tension between them. They will only fall out over the same spouse.
2. The gong leads are both chaste in body and mind. The two are in a fake marriage: they have neither held a wedding nor obtained a marriage certificate. There is no actual marital relationship. It is purely a scheme to deal with the villain.
3. The gong and shou are not related by blood and are not registered in the same household.
4. The gong is the one whose feelings are much stronger.
5. There are a few scenes in the middle where the gong loses control and forces his love on the shou, but the shou only gets the pleasure, not the pain. Later, he gradually takes control of both mad dogs.
6. The main idea is a bad kitty trying to drive a wedge between his brother and sister-in-law, only to discover that he is the sister-in-law and both brothers are perverts, then flee in terror in the middle of the night.
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Qi Xue has a pretty face, but he is stupid and wicked. Chosen by a quick transmigration System, he goes to play the evil villain in fairy tales.
He works diligently at his role, but the plot always slips out of his control. In the end, Qi Xue can only cover his red, swollen bottom and ask in confusion, “Is this what happened in the original story?”
System: “...”
How do you manage to get every step wrong and still end up with the right result?
[The Dragon’s Curse]
Qi Xue is the stupid, wicked youngest son of a villainous couple. To save him from being eaten by a dragon, his parents find him a stand-in older brother to take his place. Thinking he has nothing to worry about, Qi Xue lives like a spoiled princess, keeping 108 male lovers in the palace and treating the duke’s son like a dog, tormenting him at will...
In the end, the villainous family’s scheme is exposed. On the day the curse arrives, the dragon carries him off to its dark lair.
But the dragon does not eat him as the original plot dictates. The enormous beast curls around him, its low, hoarse breath falling against his ear. “Female... mine.”
Qi Xue finally escapes from the dragon’s lair, unaware that his stand-in brother and the duke’s son have also coveted him for a long time and are searching for him everywhere...
[The Flirtatious Succubus at the Boys’ School]
Qi Xue is a succubus born with a defect. The nerves at the tip of his tail are damaged, so he cannot tell whether the feelings others feed him are affection or malice. He cannot even tell whether he has eaten his fill.
So he can only find as many sources of food as possible.
According to his kind, the food at a certain boys’ school is the best quality, and one meal there is worth ten elsewhere.
So Qi Xue disguises himself as a transfer student and sneaks into the school. Today he sweet-talks one boy, tomorrow he throws himself into another’s arms. But because of his defective tail, he cannot even tell when people dislike him, and he foolishly sticks to everyone he sees...
Qi Xue pats his round belly, full to bursting. But he has told too many lies about love, and sooner or later he will be found out.
Several tall boys surround him and say darkly, “What, is one man not enough to satisfy you?”
[The Little Rascal Mermaid in the Deep Sea]
Qi Xue is a child adopted by the mermaid king, but he secretly covets a throne that was never his. He drives wedges between his several older brothers, making them turn on one another.
His plan is eventually exposed, and he is driven out of the clan and cast into the depths of the sea. It is said that a huge, malformed monster lives there, devouring every living thing that falls into the abyss.
Everyone thinks Qi Xue has disappeared. No one knows that, beneath the abyss, the beautiful little mermaid is wrapped in a thick tentacle, his green tail trembling as sticky sobs spill from his mouth...
Meanwhile, the brothers who personally drove him from the clan are now frantically searching for him everywhere...
[The Wicked Stepmother of the Fallen Prince]
Qi Xue cruelly mistreats his poor stepson, leaving him hungry and cold, and hogging the only bed in the house so that the boy has to sleep on the icy floor.
Later, the stepson is recognized and brought back to the palace. His true identity is announced to the world, and he becomes the new king, while Qi Xue is locked up to await punishment.
But when the coronation ceremony ends, the young king kneels on one knee, lifts Qi Xue’s snow-white toes, and kisses them. “From now on, Little Xue will stay here in the palace and be my one and only queen.”
[The Little Vampire Who Lures Humans]
In an age when the vampire race has nearly been wiped out, Qi Xue can only eke out a furtive existence. He uses his beauty to trick young humans into his home, drinks a little of their blood, then erases their memories and lets them go.
One day, a bounty for capturing vampires is posted on the notice board, and Qi Xue flees in terror.
Not long afterward, four men find his hiding place at the same time.
Only then does Qi Xue learn that the four men he lured into his home are the empire’s four princes.
The four brothers grab his arms and legs, staring at him with gloomy eyes. “Run again and we’ll break your legs and lock you up.”
Qi Xue: “W-wait a second! Why didn’t my memory-erasing spell work?!”
[The Evil Little Witch in the Forest]
Qi Xue is an ageless witch living in the deep forest. It is said that she has the most beautiful face in the world, but that beauty was bought with countless scarlet hearts. She eats human hearts to keep herself forever young.
The king issues a bounty: whoever cuts out the witch’s heart will receive ten thousand taels of gold.
The bounty hunters surround her cottage, but in the end, what they give the king is a lock of her hair and a deer’s heart.
They secretly keep her in their cellar, kissing her cheek and calling her their little wife. Only later do people learn that the little witch remains forever young not because she takes human hearts, but because she receives human love. Because someone will always love her, she will forever be as young and beautiful as a flower.
Reader’s Guide:
1. The gong leads is one person split into different incarnations. All versions of the gong are completely chaste in body and mind, and their feelings are extremely intense. Contains a little forced love (if they can’t have him, they lose it and go mad, yeah...)
2. Note that some incarnations will suffer humiliation while chasing the shou (they will all get slapped), but they never win the shou’s love. In each world, the shou only ends up with the incarnation who treats him best.
3. A few small worlds have bad endings (these will be marked); the overarching story has a happy ending.
4. Fairy-tale style. Everything is in service of the harem appeal. Each world is fairly short, with steady daily updates, so you can read it as a bedtime story.
Theme: Even imperfect babies can be loved.
Woo woo baby... [Biting handkerchief] [biting handkerchief] Being bullied like this by my brother, he still hides in his closet... The baby who trusts and loves his brother the most [poor] [poor] [poor]
Brother is really playing a good hand of cards to pieces [Angry] It makes me so angry!
Oh my god, baby, you have worked so hard [poor]. You feel so uncomfortable in the middle, but you still don't stop updating... It's really, really amazing!
I didn't expect this book to be a short story! It's so hard to say goodbye to baby Xuxu and baby Yuanzhi so soon [hugging thighs] I thought I would still hate Haiqingtian Shura Field for a while, but since the baby is not in good condition, it's best to finish it as soon as possible and take a good rest! Baby, thank you for your hard work [Spread flowers]
I am very grateful to have met Baby Yuanzhi. The baby should live happily with his two brothers [poor] [poor] I will always miss your baby...
The next book won't be released until June [poor] and I won't be able to see baby Xuxu for another half a year. I wish the baby all the best in the future! See you in June!
I saw Da Da on Weibo saying that he was sick and thought he would stop writing. Unexpectedly, he continued to create. It is really not easy to insist on writing about XP that he loves in a yy state. I wish Da Da good health and all the best~
This is not fair to Shou at all. When Shou said he liked him before, he didn't accept it, but now Shou has given up and now he loves him again [Eh~], I don't understand this attack [changed]
I can't help it. It's funny when I think about writing Han's voice and panting for two hours before reaching the main road. . .
This cat is so bad [poor] I punish the cat by touching it!
Why is this man still in the brother's bureau [angry] [angry] [angry] If it's so difficult to face your true feelings, don't touch the baby! It doesn't matter if our Yuanbao has no name or points [crying] [crying] [crying] That's too bad Lu Gou!
Brother Xi's self-pulling and hateful taste is too true... Goddess Xuxu is really good at writing this and she knelt down to read it... [Poor] [Poor] [Poor]
Brother: I can be your dead husband, your mistress, the sweaty mechanic in the garage, the professor who gives you private tutoring after class, the neighbor who lives next door to you and only wears a tight vest to water the flowers with a hose every morning, the doctor who helps you with your physical examination, the one-on-one high-stakes divorce legal consultant, the virgin student who is thirsty for knowledge and has restless hormones. , The duck standing on the street pretending to hold his arms to highlight his chest muscles, the plumber who came to fix the water pipe when your husband was on a business trip, the most capable silly boy in the village, the lead singer of the band, Ivy actor, the idol in the private association, the tenant, the landlord, the robber, the fireman, the policeman who has been arresting you for a long time, the homeless man who came to beg, the masseur, the business rival, the subordinate , your enthusiastic fan, your gynecologist, neighbor, colleague, taxi driver, virgin who came to the red light district for the first time, roommate, financial sponsor, junior classmate, senior, brother-in-law, ex-boyfriend, the police officer who brought you to interrogation because you witnessed the murder, the tailor who came to your door to make high-end suits and shoes, chased you for ten years and watched you escape for ten years A stalker in eight cities, a swimming coach after get off work, a lead singer who asked you to come backstage for a photo after a band performance, a tutor, a student, a boss, a priest, a tram addict, a childhood sweetheart, a plumber repairman, a delivery person, a fitness instructor, a swimming pool lifeguard... So you don't need anyone except me, my brother, do you understand?
Yuanyuan: [question mark][question mark][question mark]
The author's grief is too high [poor][poor] It's the first time I see this kind of [love eyes][love eyes]
It's so cute and cute, but the damn jj makes it hard for me to give it a five-star rating for the time being [changed]
Woo woo baby... [Biting handkerchief] [biting handkerchief] Being bullied like this by my brother, he still hides in his closet... The baby who trusts and loves his brother the most [poor] [poor] [poor] Brother is really playing a good hand of cards to pieces [Angry] It makes me so angry!
Oh my god, baby, you have worked so hard [poor]. You feel so uncomfortable in the middle, but you still don't stop updating... It's really, really amazing! I didn't expect this book to be a short story! It's so hard to say goodbye to baby Xuxu and baby Yuanzhi so soon [hugging thighs] I thought I would still hate Haiqingtian Shura Field for a while, but since the baby is not in good condition, it's best to finish it as soon as possible and take a good rest! Baby, thank you for your hard work [Spread flowers] I am very grateful to have met Baby Yuanzhi. The baby should live happily with his two brothers [poor] [poor] I will always miss your baby... The next book won't be released until June [poor] and I won't be able to see baby Xuxu for another half a year. I wish the baby all the best in the future! See you in June!
I saw Da Da on Weibo saying that he was sick and thought he would stop writing. Unexpectedly, he continued to create. It is really not easy to insist on writing about XP that he loves in a yy state. I wish Da Da good health and all the best~
This is not fair to Shou at all. When Shou said he liked him before, he didn't accept it, but now Shou has given up and now he loves him again [Eh~], I don't understand this attack [changed]
I can't help it. It's funny when I think about writing Han's voice and panting for two hours before reaching the main road. . . This cat is so bad [poor] I punish the cat by touching it!
Why is this man still in the brother's bureau [angry] [angry] [angry] If it's so difficult to face your true feelings, don't touch the baby! It doesn't matter if our Yuanbao has no name or points [crying] [crying] [crying] That's too bad Lu Gou!
Brother Xi's self-pulling and hateful taste is too true... Goddess Xuxu is really good at writing this and she knelt down to read it... [Poor] [Poor] [Poor]
Brother: I can be your dead husband, your mistress, the sweaty mechanic in the garage, the professor who gives you private tutoring after class, the neighbor who lives next door to you and only wears a tight vest to water the flowers with a hose every morning, the doctor who helps you with your physical examination, the one-on-one high-stakes divorce legal consultant, the virgin student who is thirsty for knowledge and has restless hormones. , The duck standing on the street pretending to hold his arms to highlight his chest muscles, the plumber who came to fix the water pipe when your husband was on a business trip, the most capable silly boy in the village, the lead singer of the band, Ivy actor, the idol in the private association, the tenant, the landlord, the robber, the fireman, the policeman who has been arresting you for a long time, the homeless man who came to beg, the masseur, the business rival, the subordinate , your enthusiastic fan, your gynecologist, neighbor, colleague, taxi driver, virgin who came to the red light district for the first time, roommate, financial sponsor, junior classmate, senior, brother-in-law, ex-boyfriend, the police officer who brought you to interrogation because you witnessed the murder, the tailor who came to your door to make high-end suits and shoes, chased you for ten years and watched you escape for ten years A stalker in eight cities, a swimming coach after get off work, a lead singer who asked you to come backstage for a photo after a band performance, a tutor, a student, a boss, a priest, a tram addict, a childhood sweetheart, a plumber repairman, a delivery person, a fitness instructor, a swimming pool lifeguard... So you don't need anyone except me, my brother, do you understand? Yuanyuan: [question mark][question mark][question mark]
The author's grief is too high [poor][poor] It's the first time I see this kind of [love eyes][love eyes]
It's so cute and cute, but the damn jj makes it hard for me to give it a five-star rating for the time being [changed]