King of Trash Talk

● The neighboring dual-release novel: The System Told Me to Spend Money on the Male Lead, So I Chose to Pay His Medical Bills. One-line summary: I beat the male lead to a pulp! [The wise make good use of their minds, while the foolish waste their time] Jiang Xubai came from a prestigious family and was handsome and dashing. The only thing that marred his perfection was that he had a mouth. System: "Beep! Host meets the criteria for a top-grade scoundrel. Compulsory reform mission commencing!" World One: The Top-Grade Male Supporting Character in the Entertainment Industry One day, Jiang Xubai woke up as a top-grade male supporting character in the entertainment industry. At that very moment, he had the male lead cornered in a restroom, bullying him, while paparazzi crouched outside the door. Mission One: Learn to apologize System: "As long as you apologize to the male lead, he'll forgive you!" Jiang Xubai furrowed his brow. "First of all, apologizing for someone else's actions does not align with the principles of human responsibility. For example, if the clothes you bought have a defect, you can't go to a cake shop owner to demand compensation. The two are unrelated, so responsibility cannot be assigned between them." "Second, the error in your information has caused me trouble that I will soon have to face. You need to compensate me for emotional distress, or I will seek legal recourse." System: "???" Mission Two: Learn to help people System: "Someone drugged the male lead's water! Stop him from drinking it!" Jiang Xubai took out his phone. "Poisoning a specific individual may constitute intentional assault. Since this happened in a public setting, the production team may be liable for negligence in its supervision. In addition to stopping him from drinking it, they should call the police to investigate and preserve the crime scene, rather than tampering with the evidence." After a pause, he added, "According to Newton's law of cooling, water boils at 100°C. In an uncovered insulated cup in a room at 26°C, it would take approximately 20 to 40 minutes to cool to 40°C. Therefore, checking the surveillance footage from that time period should reveal what happened." System: "..." Just which one of us is the System here!? Mission Three: To be determined (P.S. Blurb saved on 2025.8.12) Reading guide: 1. This story is fictional. Please don't overanalyze it. 2. The characters' values do not represent the author's values. 3. Please don't make personal attacks in the comments. 4. Please don't diss other authors or their stories under my work. 5. Please don't promote your stories under other authors' work. [This work was originally and exclusively published on Jinjiang Literature City. All websites and readers are prohibited from reprinting, copying, or pasting it without authorization!] Theme: Love yourself first, then love others.