The Villain's Daily Disasters [Quick Transmigration]

[Column] The King of Trash Talk

Blurb:

As a villain, Ji Shunian has one ultimate dream: kill the male lead, or get killed by him!

World One:

People only say Ji Shunian is lucky to have a powerful general as his sworn brother. They do not know that beneath Ji Shunian's harmless face lies a heart willing to stab his brother in the back for power. And he succeeds! He frames the general for treason and becomes emperor himself.

Later, the army besieges the city, and Ji Shunian is confined in the imperial palace. He glares at the general and says, "The victor becomes king and the loser becomes a bandit. Kill me or flay me, do as you please!"

The general looks at this swindler who toyed with his feelings and sneers, "Want to die? If you die, it will be in my bed!"

Ji Shunian: "???"

Wait, stop! He's the villain!

World Two:

There are two big names in showbiz: an untouchable award-winning actor, and the notorious entertainer Ji Shunian. To the fans' dismay, their favorite idol is friends with Ji Shunian!

To drag the actor off his pedestal, Ji Shunian turns into an anti-fan, follows him around, secretly photographs him, and makes up rumors about him. When he gets caught following the actor, Ji Shunian assumes he will be threatened with a lawyer's letter. Who would have thought the actor would take the camera from his hands and look through the photos carefully?

The actor raises an eyebrow. "Do you like me that much?"

Ji Shunian: "???"

Damn narcissist, who likes you?!

Reader's Guide:

1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced, one-on-one romance.

2. This story is entirely fictional. Please do not overanalyze it.

3. The characters' values do not represent the author's values.

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5. Please do not diss other authors or their stories under my work.

6. Please do not go to other authors' works to promote mine.

7. Cover art materials courtesy of the artist Wujia Feifei.

8. Cover design courtesy of graphic designer Guomigao.

Theme: Love yourself first, then love others.