How to Survive at the High School in the "Wonderful" IF Line

【Updates at 9 p.m., at least 6,000 characters daily. Once it’s contracted, there’ll be a big increase in updates!】 I’m a new student at Jujutsu High. The renowned strongest sorcerer in the jujutsu world took one look at me and said my cursed technique was fascinating. But I couldn’t sense my technique at all... not until that day arrived. One day, Chang Shanyue woke up and found a man in his room. That man was the strongest curse user, and even more terrifyingly, his sleeves were full of tentacles! The man, with his hair in a beautiful bun, lowered his eyes and smiled kindly. “You knew I had class today and still slept in. Looks like your teacher will have to teach you a proper lesson.” Chang Shanyue, bewildered but instinctively terrified: “Huh?” This was a world of beastfolk. Gojo-sensei had blue-ringed octopus tentacles, while Geto-sensei was a sea-monster squid who could even spray ink, and then there was... After struggling through an entire day, Chang Shanyue finally made it back. Before he could even breathe a sigh of relief, a week later he transmigrated again. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a huge, glittering sign hanging over the entrance to Jujutsu High: “Succubus Academy.” Beneath it stood Itadori, wearing tiny leather shorts. His pointed black heart-shaped tail swished up and down as he called out energetically, “You’re the new little succubus, right? What a pretty tail!” Chang Shanyue stared in shock at the triangular tail behind him. How could a world like this even exist?!!! The worlds that followed were even more absurd: an idol-training Jujutsu High (Nobara was over the moon.jpg), a world where good and evil were reversed, and, in the end, even a trendy ABO setting. The door to new worlds showed no signs of stopping. One after another, they kept opening... Help! How was he supposed to survive at these bizarre and amazing Jujutsu Highs? After enduring one mind-blowing shock after another, each one turning his understanding of the world upside down, Chang Shanyue finally got it. He successfully mastered his cursed technique and stayed in his own world. Facing the special-grade villain in Shibuya, he let out three scornful laughs. “Come forth, Beastfolk Strongest! Idol Strongest! Alpha Strongest! Succubus Gojo... cough, never mind, maybe not that one.” In short, you villains better enjoy getting pummelled by N different Strongests! 1. The worlds he transmigrates to include: 【Beastfolk Jujutsu High】 【Succubus Jujutsu High】 【Idol Training Jujutsu High Academy】 【Everyone Reversed: Evil Jujutsu High】 【ABO Jujutsu High】 These will all definitely be written, in no particular order. A few more interesting worlds may be added later on, too. 2. Inspired by a combination of Martin Morning and various parallel worlds. 3. Sweet, happy ending. Next book: simulator pre-release, 【Low-IQ Detective Simulator】 Baichuan Feng got a Low-IQ Detective Simulator for free. Its intelligence cap was just one, its only available profession was detective, and the condition for clearing it was to solve a major case. The name made it sound like a goofy game, but the actual game was genuinely beautifully made. So he started playing. 【You were born. Congratulations, your random stats are Intelligence 0, Strength 10, Constitution 10, and Detective Instinct 10.】 【Age 1: Your mother named you Yoshino Yota. You have a mother and an older brother, and live in a happy family.】 【Age 5: You still can’t talk. All you do is smile, and your literacy is zero. Your mother and brother are very worried.】 【Age 8: Your Constitution of 10 makes you 1.8 meters tall, with perfect muscles and an imposing aura. You dominate elementary school. That same year, your brother takes you to the sewer to meet a friend. You punch the air and accidentally kill his imaginary friend, Mahito. Your brother is heartbroken.】 【Age 9: You’re known as the Wolf of Toto. While on a family trip to Okinawa, you happen upon a grown man bullying a girl and step in to help. Two huge high schoolers regard you as a sage from another world and a kindred spirit.】 【Age 10: A strange high schooler finds your home. After learning from your brother that you have an intellectual disability, they fall silent for the entire afternoon.】 【Age 15: You meet a strange pink-haired elementary schooler who lives with his grandfather. Through intuition, you deduce a conspiracy spanning a thousand years.】 【Congratulations, you cleared the game and unlocked a rare identity: Musclebound Fool, Intuition-Based Detective.】 On the screen, an exceptionally tall, black-haired, blue-eyed man smiled. His eyes were almost startlingly clear, with a childlike glimmer in them. Baichuan Feng took a screenshot and started the next game. 【You were born. Congratulations, your random stats are Intelligence 1, Constitution 0, Vitality 10, Detective Instinct 10, and Family Background 9.】 【Age 1: At the elders’ request, Gojo Satoru gives you a name. The five-year-old clan head names you Gojo Raku, because he thinks the way you smile without eyebrows is hilarious.】 【Age 5: The young Gojo clan head says you have only a month to live. The second he finishes speaking, you start vomiting blood nonstop. Chaos erupts.】 【Age 15: You’ve survived ten years while vomiting blood. The strongest at Jujutsu High is astonished by your vitality.】 【Age 20: You keep living while vomiting blood, become a teacher at Jujutsu High, and solve a ten-year-old mystery about a ghost at the school on your first day of work.】 【Congratulations, you cleared the game and unlocked a rare achievement: The Detective Who Lives to the End Lasts the Longest.】 On the screen, a handsome, slender man with white hair and blue eyes wore a white collar stained crimson with blood. He flashed a smile with blood-red teeth. Screenshot. Next game. 【You were born. Congratulations, your random stats are Intelligence 1, Luck 10, Ability 10, and Happiness 9.】 【Age 10: A criminal captures you and shoots at you. The bullet ricochets several times before hitting the criminal himself. Your absurd luck is starting to kick in.】 【Age 15: As you say you’ll deduce the clues and catch the criminal, the suspect the police are pursuing falls from the sky right into the trash can beside you. You become famous overnight.】 【That same year, you join the Armed Detective Agency. The president believes your ability, called Good Luck, is constantly activating. You loudly protest, “That’s not good luck, it’s the result of my detective intuition.” In the ensuing silence, Yokohama’s greatest detective covers his face with a book.】 【Age 16: While walking along and eating, a blank page drifts to your feet. You learn the truth about the world.】 【Congratulations, you cleared the game and unlocked the achievement: Catch Any Criminal with 100% Certainty, Even Without a Deduction.】 A smiling young detective appeared on the screen, holding a wordless manga. He wore plain glasses and struck a textbook thinking pose. Screenshot, screenshot... You took countless screenshots in the game and felt an endless sense of joy. After playing several full-dive games, Baichuan Feng decided to make the game the virtual world of his life. A random pink-haired high schooler passing by, with a lollipop-shaped hair accessory: “...That’s a superpower user unlike anything I’ve ever heard of. And the fact that he’s fundamentally a lawful-good player sure saves us a lot of trouble.” Aspiration: Let the heart grow again